‘Did you go anywhere special this Easter?’
‘Did you go anywhere special this Easter?’
‘Did you go anywhere special this Easter?’
‘If you have to ask the price you can’t afford it.’
‘Language! You’re not the President of the USA.’
‘It’s a spoof about the World Cup, though FIFA will be hard to ridicule.’
‘I am doing the Easter egg hunt with my AI-enabled drone.’
‘How long do you spend on your scream now that you’ve banned the kids from the internet?’
‘If you can remember the 1922 Committee you weren’t there.’
‘Let me put it this way – if you have any Premium Bonds, draw them out now.’
Petrol shortage?
‘Would you like a non-overtly-Christian hot bun?’
‘These free handouts are a betrayal of hardworking taxpayers!’
‘I’m thinking of defecting to the Greens’
‘I compulsively fantasise about having sex with attractive women I meet.’
‘Vet fees.’
‘Fire, ambulance, or Kemi Badenoch?’
‘Any mention of the environment?’