Life on paws
‘I put my life on paws.’
More cartoons
Wednesday
The wife’s funeral dragged on a bit
‘Sorry I’m late – the wife’s funeral dragged on a bit.’
One-word judgements
We’re finished
‘If Donald Trump hits us with tariffs, we’re finished.’
By the time we get out
‘By the time we get out they’ll have built the third runway.’
It was affecting their mental health
‘It was affecting their mental health, so I’ve had to rewrite history.’
Wednesday
You’ve been cleared for takeoff
‘You’ve been cleared for takeoff.’
New world order
‘Well, no one told me there was a new world order.’
They will get worse
‘I know things look bad now but they will get worse.’
Serious about growth
‘If you’re serious about growth...’
Rewilding initiative
‘I’m not sure about this rewilding initiative.’
Not diverse
‘It has come to our attention that you are not diverse.’
What’s wrong with me, Doc?
‘What’s wrong with me, Doc? I don’t feel anxious, depressed, suicidal or paranoid.’
Veganuary’s over
‘Veganuary’s over.’
Homework was hard
‘Homework was hard – I couldn’t decide whether to use ChatGPT or DeepSeek.’
It was a compromise to get him back in the office
‘It was a compromise to get him back in the office.’
I’m going to make sure you’re never released
Wednesday
We can be victims again
‘On the bright side, we can be victims again.’