Blood donor…
‘Let’s be realistic about these wishes – I’m not Nigel Farage’
‘I’m ex-forces, so… I’ve had worse accommodation.’
‘Listening to TikTok videos without headphones? Seems reasonable to me...’
‘Shall we get another puppy?’
‘The charge is offendaphobia. How do you plead?’
‘What can you recommend that’s influencer-approved?’
‘Hell is other AI.’
‘Oh dear, two words for you – “Speedo Summer”.’
‘She just texted her first word.’
‘I identify as a fish’
‘In this one Mrs Goggins dies of old age before she gets compensation.’
‘Before we get too serious I must ask – do you want puppies?’
‘They’re not very inclusive.’
‘Do you feel guilty or not guilty?’