It started on social media
‘It started on social media.’
More cartoons
Wednesday
Heart attack
‘He was so shocked I passed he had a heart attack.’
The rain in Spain comes mainly from the plane
The precious little left
Wednesday
Nine or ten?
‘Nine or ten exclamation marks?’
Bag for life
It’s a boy who will transition to a woman
‘It’s a boy who will transition to a woman.’
Keeps on digging
‘The government just keeps on digging.’
You should get out and enjoy life before settling down to run a local council
‘Darling, you should get out and enjoy life before settling down to run a local council.’
Ten shillings
‘I preferred it when Grandpa gave us ten shillings.’
Eyeliner
‘We’ve stocked up on eyeliner.’
How did he get away with all the unhealthy skinny images?
‘How did he get away with all the unhealthy skinny images?’
You’re certainly beach-body ready
‘You’re certainly beach-body ready,’
Eye test
That also rather sums up Labour’s immigration policy
‘That also rather sums up Labour’s immigration policy.’
Snail mail
Wednesday
Wait till they start rioting
‘Wait till they start rioting – then arrest everyone.’
Plot to overwhelm police
Small boat crossings hit record high
