Do you think we could outsource this to the Chinese?
‘Do you think we could outsource this to the Chinese?’
More cartoons
Wednesday
I couldn’t get a childcare place
We pretend we’re robot vacuum cleaners
‘We pretend we’re robot vacuum cleaners and then we take over the world.’
They are fast becoming something akin to a crusade
‘They are fast becoming something akin to a crusade.’
Wednesday
Stand by
‘Stand by for Farage deportations!’
That makes you look really silly
In the UK you can smell skunk on every street corner
‘Apparently in the UK you can smell skunk on every street corner...’
I think he wants to go out
Data harvest festival
We’re moving to Dubai
‘That’s it – we’re moving to Dubai.’
‘This is beginning to escalate.’
‘This is beginning to escalate.’
We’ve spent a fortune
‘We’ve spent a fortune on reducing our property’s value.’
Wednesday
Fat cat
‘Inside every fat cat there’s a fatter cat trying to get out.’
Kowtow
'The art of the kneel'
Here come the flag police
‘Quick son – here come the flag police.’
When I get to Britain I want to be so rich the wealth tax forces me to leave the country
‘When I get to Britain I want to be so rich the wealth tax forces me to leave the country.’
I have security guarantees
Some good news for a change
‘Some good news for a change.’