Simon might say, Mother, but AI thinks different.
‘Simon might say, Mother, but AI thinks different.’
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Wednesday
‘You mustn’t think you’re a failure just because you got into Oxford.’
‘You mustn’t think you’re a failure just because you got into Oxford.’
I wasn’t much impressed by Orion’s Belt. I give it three stars.
‘I wasn’t much impressed by Orion’s Belt. I give it three stars.’
Halloween Christmas
One in one out
‘I can’t download the app, can I still get ill?’
‘I can’t download the app, can I still get ill?’
Wednesday
Did you just criticise
‘Did you just criticise Netanyahu?’
You’ll be so rich
‘You’ll be so rich that Peter Mandelson’s going to be fatally attracted to you.’
What have we done to deserve this?
‘What have we done to deserve this? Trump this week, Harry last week...’
Starmer incompetent or unlucky?
Do you have any “Sorry I misgendered you” cards?
‘Do you have any “Sorry I misgendered you” cards?’
I’m so excited about the prospect of a new Labour deputy leader
‘I can’t sleep, I’m so excited about the prospect of a new Labour deputy leader.’
Other Tories
‘I’m a former Tory voter looking for other Tories...’
Judgement
You will be able to come here for nail care and eyebrow threading
‘But you will be able to come here for nail care and eyebrow threading.’
Autumn
‘Autumn... season of mince pies and chocolate santas.’
Wednesday
Don’t make assumptions
‘Don’t make assumptions about the outcome of the deputy leadership contest.’
What does AI recommend?
‘What does AI recommend?’
Judgment
‘You have to question Nadine Dorries’s judgment – she ate my dad’s anus’