Teeth whitening kit
More cartoons
Wednesday
Interval drinks
I’d far rather be in Rio, on Copacabana Beach!’
I’d far rather be in Rio, on Copacabana Beach!’
‘Halloween was last week. It must be fillers.’
‘Halloween was last week. It must be fillers.’
‘Your horse has bolted? I’m here to close the stable door.’
‘Your horse has bolted? I’m here to close the stable door.’
Wednesday
‘Let’s increase taxes for everyone earning over an MP’s pay.’
‘Let’s increase taxes for everyone earning over an MP’s pay.’
She could have bought another cappuccino with that
‘She could have bought another cappuccino with that.’
Trick or treat
Dept for migration
No – you can’t get a dog
‘No – you can’t get a dog.’
‘If they ban burqas we could be in big trouble.’
‘If they ban burqas we could be in big trouble.’
Glitter wrecking ball
Louvre crown jewels
Did you just heckle me about Prince Andrew?
‘Did you just heckle me about Prince Andrew?’
‘These homemade biscuits – are they meant to be trick or treat?’
‘These homemade biscuits – are they meant to be trick or treat?’
‘Move over!’
‘Move over!’
Coping strategy
‘The former Duke of York was marched to the top of the hill and left there.’
‘The former Duke of York was marched to the top of the hill and left there.’
