Postcard from neighbours
‘It’s a postcard from our neighbours on staycation next door.’
‘It’s a postcard from our neighbours on staycation next door.’
‘Frankly we’re tired of your predatory behaviour.’
‘We’re not migrants — we’re just trying to get back from Portugal!’
‘I’ll never understand the rules of the game!’
‘Great to be out socialising again.’
‘Before we begin, shall we say grace period?’
‘You wait ages for an MP to be thrown under a bus…’
‘We’re not homeless! This is our UK summer holiday.’
‘How long have you got?’
‘As a keen cyclist, Boris would want us to ignore the traffic lights.’
‘Do they have to politicise everything, Mummy?’
‘The commute won’t be great but it’s all we can afford.’
‘It’s all Covid to me.’
‘That fox is up to a right racket in the garden again.’