He’s a Scientist
‘You’ll have to excuse Nigel — he’s a scientist.’
More cartoons
Thursday
Culture wars
‘Next divide, please.’
Best-value Airbnb
‘This is the best-value Airbnb I could find’
New seasons work wear
Thursday
Third wave
‘Ooh — so does this mean we can stop hugging people again?’
Delay unlocking
‘I’m going to have to delay any further unlocking.’
Covid wedding rules
Bend the rules!
‘Bend the rules! Move the goalposts! Kick it into touch!’
Never’s good for me
‘How about never? Never’s good for me.’
Where do you see yourself?
‘And where do you see yourself in five years’ time?’
No more promises
‘Please, no more promises.’
See you on Freedom Day
‘See you on Freedom Day.’
Hurry up, kids
‘Hurry up, kids — Springwatch is on. You’re missing all the cute animals.’
Crocapoo
‘He’s a crocapoo.’
G7 head home
G7 head home
Thursday
Nearly as much
‘That’s nearly as much as a two-bed fisherman’s cottage’
Gentlemen, this is the new tax rate we’ll be avoiding
‘Gentlemen, this is the new tax rate we’ll be avoiding.’
Take the knee
‘You have to take the knee to read it, apparently.’