Covid and nuclear war
‘Sometimes I worry that Lavinia is turning into a pushy parent.’
‘This is your first parents’ evening, isn’t it?’
‘Your father’s made a lot of sacrifices to get you into a good school.’
‘On the plus side, it’s stopped us being terrified of Covid.’
‘I don’t want chicken Kiev – I want chicken Kyiv!’
‘What’s up buddy? Doesn’t anyone care about you any more?’
‘Pestilence, take a well-earned break. War, you’re up.’
‘Russian sanctions are hitting the Tories hard.’
‘I’m suffering from burnout.’
‘At least we can escape for a while from all the senseless violence on the news.’
‘I’m liberating you from your valuables’
‘It’s time to move on.’
‘Dammit — we’re missing This Is Going to Hurt.’
‘Of course it’s impossible to know what he’ll do next.’
‘What do you think they’ll do next?’
‘Rant’s due.’