Essential oils
‘Do you have any Brent Crude?’
More cartoons
Thursday
Pssst…want to buy a yacht?
‘Pssst…want to buy a yacht? One careful owner, not that attached to the Putin regime…’
Mushroom cloudy
Covid fraud opportunities
‘You’ve missed out on some generous Covid fraud opportunities.’
We will still need to present our biometric information
‘Of course, we will still need to present our biometric information.’
You’re mad to go to war
‘You’re mad to go to war with Putin and insane not to!’
You’re on the wrong side
‘History? It’s over there – you’re on the wrong side.’
I can’t enlighten
‘I can’t enlighten you as to the meaning of “woman”.’
Thursday
No wonder it’s expensive
‘No wonder it’s expensive – it tastes like petrol.’
Have I done something
I keep having this dream
‘I keep having this dream where I’m wafer thin...’
I blame the parents
How rich we could have been
‘Just think how rich we could have been if only you’d been corrupt.’
Oligarch mansion for sale
‘He’s having to sell it to pay his gas bill.’
Upper lip stiffened
‘I’d like my upper lip stiffened.’
Why haven’t I got a peerage?
‘I’m your best friend – why haven’t I got a peerage?’
History
Too scared to watch the news
‘It’s for being too scared to watch the news’
I spy with my little eye something beginning with “M”
‘I spy with my little eye something beginning with “M”.’