This doesn’t seem as much of a rebellious thrill
‘Probably because of all the parties next door...’
‘Of course, there was no suggestion of any wrongdoing.’
Tanks for nothing
‘But that’s why I vote for them!’
‘We’ll burn up any extra calories when we do a runner.’
‘Thank heavens for no-fault divorce.’
‘Pity poor Rishi Sunak – he has four homes to heat.’
‘One day they might decide to move towards a less hazardous energy source.’
‘I’m particularly proud of fetching that one.’
‘I see the guidance has changed.’
‘On the bright side, the days are getting longer.’
‘I have a terrible fear of not flying.’
‘It’s not minimalism – we can’t afford furniture.’
‘I’d have a heart attack but have you seen the state of the NHS?’