I have thousands of tweets in me
‘I don’t know about a book, but I have thousands of tweets in me.’
More cartoons
Thursday
I’m worried about Beth
‘I’m worried about Beth. She doesn’t seem to like football like other girls.’
If they shouldn’t be here
‘If they shouldn’t be here, we should send them to Rwanda.’
The summer of 1976
They’re playing doctors and nurses
‘Oh look. They’re playing doctors and nurses.’
I’m getting it piped over from Dorset
‘It’s all legal. I’m getting it piped over from Dorset.’
Thursday
I’m terribly sorry
‘I’m terribly sorry, we’ve had to put a cap on numbers.’
Miss our boat
‘Looks like we’ll miss our boat.’
Look silly
‘We’ve really made J.K. Rowling look silly.’
NHS on its knees
... which both need operations
NHS hospital
Airport departure lounge
‘I need a tent, emergency rations, a sleeping bag... and anything else you would recommend for an airport departure lounge.’
School’s out…
‘School’s out. Now for six weeks of bickering and pettiness...’
Helpful list of things
‘We’ve drawn a helpful list of things you can no longer afford.’
The booster seat
‘The booster seat’s for Lord Wilf.’
First opinion
‘Any chance of a first opinion?’