That makes you look really silly
‘Apparently in the UK you can smell skunk on every street corner...’
‘That’s it – we’re moving to Dubai.’
‘This is beginning to escalate.’
‘We’ve spent a fortune on reducing our property’s value.’
‘Inside every fat cat there’s a fatter cat trying to get out.’
'The art of the kneel'
‘Quick son – here come the flag police.’
‘When I get to Britain I want to be so rich the wealth tax forces me to leave the country.’
‘Some good news for a change.’
‘It started on social media.’
‘He was so shocked I passed he had a heart attack.’
‘Nine or ten exclamation marks?’