We had to switch it off
‘We had to switch it off.’
‘We had to switch it off.’
‘Netflix and spill?’
‘We used to laugh and call him names but that was just workplace banter.’
‘Bring me flesh and bring me wine but hold the flesh.’
‘Each window reveals a new strike.’
‘That’s a perfectly good egg that could have been thrown at the King.’
‘I can’t stop the doors opening.’
‘Marley’s ghost has a less perturbing message than I anticipated.’
The Ghost of Christmas Post.
‘It’s high time we abolished the lords-a-leaping’
‘There’s going to be a chronic shortage of Tories.’
‘That was the spare’s bedroom.’
‘If the unions can make a comeback there’s hope for us all.’
‘But where are you really from?’
‘Are you two glued to that sofa?!’
‘It’s all right for you – at least you were poor already.’