‘Any advice on how to deal with a nutter?’
‘Any advice on how to deal with a nutter?’
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Yesterday
‘The shooter’s a total whack job’
‘The shooter’s a total whack job’
‘She’s extended the ceasefire but the blockade continues.’
‘She’s extended the ceasefire but the blockade continues.’
Marathon
‘Do you have to read me the Green party manifesto, Daddy?’
‘Do you have to read me the Green party manifesto, Daddy?’
Remember…
‘Is this a proper attack or anti-Semitism?’
‘Is this a proper attack or anti-Semitism?’
Trump merch
‘One TV programme I’m dying to catch is Half Man.’
‘One TV programme I’m dying to catch is Half Man.’
‘Apparently when you start school you can’t take your phone.’
‘Apparently when you start school you can’t take your phone.’
Keep off
Wednesday
‘You wait ages for someone to throw under the bus and then three come along at once.’
‘You wait ages for someone to throw under the bus and then three come along at once.’
‘Does that mean more cock-ups?’
‘Does that mean more cock-ups?’
‘Incuriouser and incuriouser.’
‘Incuriouser and incuriouser.’
‘You failed the vetting process,’
‘You failed the vetting process,’
‘I’m getting hints of blood, five miles away.’
‘I’m getting hints of blood, five miles away.’
‘Good evening, I’m from the government’s “summer of sex” compliance office.’
‘Good evening, I’m from the government’s “summer of sex” compliance office.’
I’m the most trolled person in the world
‘You shouldn’t have done all the things millennials were told to do.’
‘You shouldn’t have done all the things millennials were told to do.’