Risk-taking fools
‘Look at those crazy risk-taking fools crowded together on the beach!’
Wilbur
Thursday
Thursday
Jolly Good!
Hollywood plans UK studios
Flash flooding
Flash flooding
Views of the apocalypse
‘Superb views of the apocalypse...’
Thursday
I’m going topless
‘I’m going topless.’
Thursday
Blast, now I’ll have to self-isolate
‘Blast, now I’ll have to self-isolate.’
Thursday
Mixed doubles
‘Mixed doubles?’
Edward Lear nonsense poems found
‘They were initially mistaken for the government’s latest Covid advice.’
Thursday
So there’s someone with even worse judgment than Matt Hancock
‘So there’s someone with even worse judgment than Matt Hancock’
Live sport
Junk food ads
‘I hope you’re not looking at junk food ads again, young man!’
Classified defence document
‘You wait ages for a classified defence document, and then stacks of them come along at once.’
Thursday
Chesham and Amersham by-election
‘Chesham and Amersham by-election…’
Thursday
G7 head home
G7 head home
Thursday
We’re not migrants
‘We’re not migrants — we’re just trying to get back from Portugal!’
Rules of the game
‘I’ll never understand the rules of the game!’
Thursday
The commute won’t be great
‘The commute won’t be great but it’s all we can afford.’
