Rowing-back machine
Wilbur
Thursday
Latest Tory leadership election
Efficiency savings
‘That’s one area they could make some efficiency savings…’
Thursday
All we have to do is reverse everything
‘All we have to do is reverse everything.’
Thursday
Now I’ll have a look at your home…
‘Your insulation is excellent. Now I’ll have a look at your home…’
Thursday
You might be better waiting for the next one
‘You might be better waiting for the next one.’
Thursday
Let’s enjoy our honeymoon period
‘Anyway, let’s enjoy our honeymoon period.’
I think I’ve found the pound
‘I think I’ve found the pound.’
Thursday
First for the chop
‘Are the royal pen-makers first for the chop, perchance?'
There was something a little bit archaic about the whole institution
‘I ventured to suggest that there was something a little bit archaic about the whole institution.’
Queue for the bathroom
‘Don’t tell me I now have to queue for the bathroom!’
Thursday
Swapped genders
‘The Prime Minister and the Queen have swapped genders!’
Thursday
Energy bill crisis
‘Surely there’s a better word!’
Thursday
You’re through to NHS 111
‘Hello, you’re through to NHS 111...’
He’s standing on my foot
‘He’s standing on my foot.’
Thursday
Storm warning
‘Meteorological, political, military or financial?’
Thursday
We heard there’s a dentist in the area
‘We heard there’s a dentist in the area taking new patients.’
Thursday
I’m worried about Beth
‘I’m worried about Beth. She doesn’t seem to like football like other girls.’