Rent’s gone up again
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‘Rent’s gone up again.’
Wilbur
Wednesday
Wednesday
There are Chinese spies in Westminster
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‘Did you hear that? There are Chinese spies in Westminster.’
Wednesday
I don’t suppose you used Raac?
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‘I don’t suppose you used Raac?’
Three little pigs
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‘I knew I shouldn’t have built my house with Raac. Can I stay with you?’
Wednesday
Pink unicorns
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‘Actually, I want to go back to pink unicorns.’
Wednesday
We should shoplift somewhere more upmarket
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‘It’s too cheap – we should shoplift somewhere more upmarket.’
Wednesday
Is the Twitter revamp that bad!?
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‘Is the Twitter revamp that bad!?’
Wednesday
What do you mean I’ll have to pay the Ulez charge?
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‘What do you mean I’ll have to pay the Ulez charge?’
Dieters buy up vital diabetes drugs
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‘Oh sugar!’
Wednesday
Something concrete
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‘Finally, something concrete.’
Wednesday
The world’s coming to see us
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‘I was going to take a gap year to see the world, but the world’s coming to see us.’
Wednesday
Just stop rain
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William’s plan to end homelessness
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Wednesday
Shortage of English teachers
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Wednesday
AI poetry generator
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Wednesday
He was only seeing me for my Netflix password
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‘Turns out he was only seeing me for my Netflix password.’
Wednesday
Whatever happened to AI taking all the jobs
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‘Whatever happened to AI taking all the jobs?’
Wednesday
Fish and micro-chips
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Crikey! It’s Penny Mordaunt!
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‘Crikey! It’s Penny Mordaunt!’