Wilbur

‘Don’t worry mother, I’m not interested in vaping. I’m a cigar man.’

‘You’re not taking the “search for phones” directive a bit far, sir?’

‘Bonus... bonus...’

‘I’ve been drafted!’

‘We could trawl the kingdom for the foot that fits this glass slipper... or we could view the sex tape.’

‘January is a lousy time to give up alcohol.’

‘It’s so hard going back to work after Christmas.’

‘They laughed and called you names? I’ll launch an inquiry into these bullying allegations.’

‘Santa’s a deepfake.’

‘I’m happy to give you care but I will need to bring my dependants along, too.’

‘Little blighter at home made a fake video of me being cute.’

‘Honestly? If it’s more bad news I’d rather not know.’

‘Now we’ll be able to vote for him to leave.’

‘AI could annihilate the human race but it can also make new Beatles songs, so it’s good and bad.’