Pssst!
From our UK edition
‘Pssst! Uncensored Dahl.’
Wilbur
Wednesday
Wednesday
Disney to cut 7000 jobs
From our UK edition
‘Presumably anyone with original ideas.’
Wednesday
Enough is enough
From our UK edition
Cartoonists strike.
Wednesday
Amazon drone strike
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Amazon drone strike
Amazon workers strike
From our UK edition
‘Now I’m worried!’
Wednesday
Pack it in you two
From our UK edition
‘Pack it in you two! You’re not members of the royal family.’
At least my bowl’s in one piece
From our UK edition
‘I may not live in a palace, but at least my bowl’s in one piece.’
Wednesday
January sales
From our UK edition
‘I love the January sales!’
Monday
Overpromised and underdelivered
From our UK edition
‘I’m afraid Santa may have overpromised and underdelivered.’
Bingeing
From our UK edition
Merry Christmas!
From our UK edition
‘Merry Christmas!’
Hopefully, many will choose heating over eating this year
From our UK edition
‘Hopefully, many will choose heating over eating this year.’
Friday
Netflix and spill
From our UK edition
‘Netflix and spill?’
That’s a perfectly good egg
From our UK edition
‘That’s a perfectly good egg that could have been thrown at the King.’
Tuesday
Train strikes could ruin xmas
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‘Bah! We wanted to do that.’
Wednesday
Stuff of mythology
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‘I thought they were the stuff of mythology too, but apparently there are people who like Matt Hancock.’
Thursday
The cat’s dragged in an injured bird
From our UK edition
‘The cat’s dragged in an injured bird.’
Thursday
All the gay footballers should boycott the World Cup!
From our UK edition
‘All the gay footballers should boycott the World Cup!’
Since I stung Matt Hancock
From our UK edition
‘Since I stung Matt Hancock the phone has not stopped ringing.’
Thursday
Our first date
From our UK edition
‘You’re seriously suggesting a walk in the park for our first date?’
