Pssst!
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‘Pssst! Uncensored Dahl.’
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‘Presumably anyone with original ideas.’
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Cartoonists strike.
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Amazon drone strike
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‘Now I’m worried!’
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‘Pack it in you two! You’re not members of the royal family.’
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‘I may not live in a palace, but at least my bowl’s in one piece.’
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‘I love the January sales!’
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‘I’m afraid Santa may have overpromised and underdelivered.’
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‘Merry Christmas!’
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‘Hopefully, many will choose heating over eating this year.’
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‘Netflix and spill?’
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‘That’s a perfectly good egg that could have been thrown at the King.’
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‘Bah! We wanted to do that.’
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‘I thought they were the stuff of mythology too, but apparently there are people who like Matt Hancock.’
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‘The cat’s dragged in an injured bird.’
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‘All the gay footballers should boycott the World Cup!’
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‘Since I stung Matt Hancock the phone has not stopped ringing.’
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‘You’re seriously suggesting a walk in the park for our first date?’