‘I said has anything new happened?’
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Wilbur
Wednesday
‘Hope, eh Andy?’
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Wednesday
‘I’m afraid the pumpkins are very small this year.’
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Wednesday
‘Tourist taxes apply.’
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Wednesday
‘I failed my A-levels.’
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‘I wouldn’t go in there after dark!’
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Wednesday
‘Richard Tice says we should enjoy the heat.’
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Tourists go home
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‘We struggle to keep the garden under control these days.’
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Wednesday
‘I hope you’ve installed aircon by the time I get back.’
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Wednesday
The Rodyssey
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‘Where did you get this leg of spider?’
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Wednesday
‘Andy Burnham will rescue us.’
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‘Would you care to tip?’
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Wednesday
‘How many prime ministers have I missed?’
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Wednesday
‘Taking cash from fraudsters, or their mothers, is never a good idea.’
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Wednesday
‘I think I preferred it when she was doomscrolling.’
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‘There’s a new left-wing government forecast.’
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Wednesday
‘I’ve found a sweet “How to Avoid a Social Media Ban” guide on TikTok.’
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