‘I think I preferred it when she was doomscrolling.’
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Wilbur
Wednesday
‘There’s a new left-wing government forecast.’
From our UK edition
Wednesday
‘I’ve found a sweet “How to Avoid a Social Media Ban” guide on TikTok.’
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Wednesday
‘The Americans have never understood football.’
From our UK edition
Wednesday
‘What’s Radio 4?’
From our UK edition
Wednesday
Visions of the future
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We can’t even get our Ryan to leave his bedroom
From our UK edition
Wednesday
His inner monologue is in the third person
From our UK edition
Wednesday
‘It’s the best stalking horse we can muster.’
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‘I listened to the King’s Speech – but now I’m really going for it.’
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‘I don’t like the Greens’ policies on small boats.’
From our UK edition
Wednesday
‘The shooter’s a total whack job’
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50% of dogs…
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Wednesday
‘Language! You’re not the President of the USA.’
From our UK edition
Tuesday
‘I am doing the Easter egg hunt with my AI-enabled drone.’
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Phone from birth
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Wednesday
‘I compulsively fantasise about having sex with attractive women I meet.’
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‘Any mention of the environment?’
From our UK edition
Wednesday
‘At least we’re not affected by rising oil prices.’
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