Wilbur

‘Oh, look, we can do some apple-bobbing.’

‘Good night, sleep tight, don’t let the bedbugs bite.’

‘Is he sort of getting off on it?’

‘I said we’re not supposed to chat – people don’t like it.’

‘We’ll have to shoplift elsewhere now’

‘I don’t suppose you used Raac?’

‘Actually, I want to go back to pink unicorns.’

‘It’s too cheap – we should shoplift somewhere more upmarket.’

‘Is the Twitter revamp that bad!?’

‘What do you mean I’ll have to pay the Ulez charge?’

‘Finally, something concrete.’

‘I was going to take a gap year to see the world, but the world’s coming to see us.’