Just stop rain
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Wilbur
Wednesday
William’s plan to end homelessness
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Wednesday
Shortage of English teachers
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Wednesday
AI poetry generator
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Wednesday
He was only seeing me for my Netflix password
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Wednesday
Whatever happened to AI taking all the jobs
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Wednesday
Fish and micro-chips
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Crikey! It’s Penny Mordaunt!
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Wednesday
I’m swearing allegiance
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Wednesday
Right after they learn to identify one
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Evaporated milk
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Wednesday
We need to think outside the box
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The only thing that keeps me going are the teachers’ strikes
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Sold off, and without apology or reparation
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Wednesday
They will never make me endure this until I’m 64!
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Nitrous oxide banned
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April Fool!
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Murdering people is still considered absolutely fine
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Wednesday
Big rise in shop lifting
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I’m getting the new fat jab
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