Post-match interviews
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Wilbur
Thursday
Qatar will need 10,000 litres of water
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Our asylum system is broken
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‘Well, the lunatics are running it.’
Thursday
Rowing-back machine
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Latest Tory leadership election
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Efficiency savings
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‘That’s one area they could make some efficiency savings…’
Thursday
All we have to do is reverse everything
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‘All we have to do is reverse everything.’
Thursday
Now I’ll have a look at your home…
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‘Your insulation is excellent. Now I’ll have a look at your home…’
Thursday
You might be better waiting for the next one
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‘You might be better waiting for the next one.’
Thursday
Let’s enjoy our honeymoon period
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‘Anyway, let’s enjoy our honeymoon period.’
I think I’ve found the pound
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‘I think I’ve found the pound.’
Thursday
First for the chop
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‘Are the royal pen-makers first for the chop, perchance?'
There was something a little bit archaic about the whole institution
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‘I ventured to suggest that there was something a little bit archaic about the whole institution.’
Queue for the bathroom
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‘Don’t tell me I now have to queue for the bathroom!’
Thursday
Swapped genders
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‘The Prime Minister and the Queen have swapped genders!’
Thursday
Energy bill crisis
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‘Surely there’s a better word!’
Thursday
You’re through to NHS 111
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‘Hello, you’re through to NHS 111...’
He’s standing on my foot
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‘He’s standing on my foot.’
Thursday
Storm warning
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‘Meteorological, political, military or financial?’
Thursday
We heard there’s a dentist in the area
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‘We heard there’s a dentist in the area taking new patients.’
