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Mr and Mrs Clegg attended the launch yesterday evening of Cityfathers, a group designed for fathers working in the Square Mile. With the kind of spontaneity that smacks of an organised PR stunt, they set about finishing each other's sentences. The double act hit its stride when the deputy prime minister was taking questions from the floor and Miriam raised her hand. Nick said: "Gosh, Miriam has put up her hand. I'm terrified about what is about to come...'Of course, I agree with you'." (Ha, ha! They should turn professional.) Miriam asked Nick why stigma surrounds men who want to do their share of childcare: 'There are many, many dinosaurs, not here but out there, that still think that a man who takes care of his own children, he is some kind of less of a man.

If the French are flocking to Britain, it's not just down to a 75 per cent tax hike on the super-rich. Multi-millionaire designer, Jean Paul Gaultier comes to the UK for a different reason. “The British have a lot of connection with the sexual, which is something that I appreciate. None of this ‘No sex- we are British.’ It is more like ‘A lot of sex- we are British!’” The designer, who opened a retrospective exhibition in the Barbican this month, told Mr S that the French are “snobbish” and he comes to London to “to have fun”. “Britain represents iconoclastic creativity, individuality - things that we don’t know so much in France.” Tax that President Hollande.

Ukip is the Common Sense party that listens to ordinary people. So says Lizzy Vaid, who appears on the party's European elections manifesto as someone thrilled that Nigel Farage's party is 'listening to what people want'. She should know: although Vaid looks like she's an ordinary voter on the street, she is in fact Nigel Farage's assistant and Ukip's events manager. Well, it is Common Sense to vote for the party that employs you, after all.

Nigel Farage is feeling the heat after saying that the electricity bill for his 620 square foot office is over £3,000. According to Consumer Futures, the average household dual-fuel energy bill is £1,200 and that is for an average 1,042 square feet home, so one can see why he's under pressure. Farage went on to say that he runs lots of 'machines' in his tiny office. Henry de Zoete, the bright spark former special adviser to Michael Gove turned co-founder of energy campaigning group The Big Deal, points out an open goal to Mr S: 'Like millions of Britons, Nigel Farage is being ripped off by the Big Six energy companies. But it’s ok for him because the EU and British taxpayer are picking up the bill.

Keith Vaz was in full oil slick mode on Friday night when he found himself as the only Labour MP at the Asian Business Awards in Waterloo. Surrounded by dozens of Tories, including Priti Patel, Alok Sharma and Shailesh Vara, Vaz laid it on thick, telling the audience 'that was the best speech I've ever heard from a politician to Asian audience.' Who was worthy of such high praise? Why, none other than Labour's favourite bogeyman Michael Gove. Vaz continued: 'I was almost tempted to defect; but I'll wait until next year'. Well, creeping around the enemy never did John Bercow's campaign to become the Speaker any harm.

For months now the Tories and Labour have each been trying to out-do the other by revealing embarrassing examples of spending. Labour has generated the odd story about pot plants, biscuits and tellies by using written parliamentary questions to get departments to spill the beans. Eric Pickles’s Department for Local Government has never played ball and replies by flagging up how much Labour spent in government; thereby reminding the public of those Halcyon days. Yesterday's response to one of Hilary Benn’s questions was a classic of the genre: ‘Hilary Benn: To ask the Secretary of State for Communities and Local Government what his Department's (a) catering and(b) hospitality budget was in (i) 2012 and (ii) 2013.

Maria Miller is losing friends, fast. Furious briefing over the last 24 hours has seen a host of Tory MPs withdraw their support for the embattled Culture Secretary - and question the judgment of the Prime Minister. One ‘senior minister, speaking on condition of anonymity’, twisted the knife in the Telegraph: ‘In my view she has clearly behaved in a way that is incompatible with what she should be doing as a Cabinet minister. The decision to keep her on undermines the Prime Minister because he has talked about a new kind of politics.’ That outburst was followed by another Tory MP, who told the Evening Standard: ‘It’s ghastly, it’s just making us look all the same. It is setting back the reputation of parliament and MPs.

Westminster City Council is advertising the role (offered by the Westminster Adult Education Service) of tutor in ‘Ukrainian egg decoration’ – at £25 an hour. Anyone who thinks that the job would be a walk in the Royal Parks should think again. The advert says: ‘As well as being enthusiastic and motivated you need to have a teaching qualification (minimum PTTLS)’. Mr S better put his tiny ornate paintbrush away. He would have applied for the equally well remunerated ‘hula-hooper’ tutor too, were it not for the equally restrictive qualification barrier. Tristram Hunt must be so proud that teaching qualifications are being taken so seriously.