Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Watch: Remaining defence minister admonishes Starmer

https://twitter.com/Tony_Diver/status/2066533745482404217 Poor Sir Keir Starmer simply cannot catch a break. Last week, what remained of his authority suffered another hammer blow after John Healey quit as Defence Secretary. He was quickly followed out of the door by the colonel-turned-Labour defence minister Al Carns. One Luke Pollard, the Minister for Defence Readiness and Industry, however, stayed on. While Downing Street would have been somewhat relieved that the entire team had not turned on the Prime Minister, Pollard made clear today that his continuing in the job is hardly reason for No. 10 to pop the champagne. In the Commons, he confessed that he is only still in post because Healey asked him to stay.

Reform pledges new migrant worker levy

https://twitter.com/reformparty_uk/status/2066471261446852968 As the Labour government implodes around them, Reform MPs are desperate to keep up the momentum. Right after Sir Keir Starmer came forward with his pledge to ban social media for under-16s, Robert Jenrick unveiled a policy proposal of his own: to reverse Rachel Reeves’ increase in employer national insurance. At a Westminster press conference, Jenrick vowed to slash the tax from 15 per cent to 13.8 per cent. But there is a catch: the cut will apply only to British workers. The reduction in employers’ national insurance will be funded by a new comprehensive 'Employers’ Migrant Labour Levy’ that firms will have to cough up for each foreign worker they employ.

Starmer bans social media for under-16s

https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/2066420074265661746 Sir Keir Starmer entered his legacy era today as he announced a full-fat social media ban for under-16s. The Prime Minister, who could be booted out of Downing Street within weeks, warned that the likes of TikTok and Instagram are making children unhappy and unsafe. He argued that apps are stopping youngsters ‘doing their homework, reading, playing with their friends outside, going to bed at decent hour’. Of course, unable to help himself, the Prime Minister hit out at critics who complained about the consultation process that led to this decision being announced months later than it could have been.

Starmer vows to fight on (again)

Not even the resignation of a respected defence secretary will stop one Sir Keir Starmer from ploughing ahead with his tumultuous premiership. Despite John Healey’s blistering warning that the Prime Minister is incapable of keeping the country safe, Sir Keir today vowed to take the fight to Andy Burnham should he triumph – as currently expected – in the Makerfield by-election. The Prime Minister insisted to the BBC that battling on without the confidence of more than half his party is 'not about personal vanity'. He argued: It's not about stubbornness. It's out of a very deep sense of duty. I was elected to serve this country notwithstanding the difficult circumstances, that is what I am doing.

Al Carns: Cut welfare to fund defence

https://twitter.com/BBCr4today/status/2065342325941846073 While Sir Keir Starmer carries on as if his premiership isn’t burning to the ground, Al Carns took to the morning media round today to offer up some home truths. Fresh from quitting his gig as a defence minister, Carns finally said the quiet bit — in Labour circles, at least — out loud: the Prime Minister is prioritising handouts over keeping the country safe. The former special forces officer praised Sir Keir as a ‘good and honest man’ before making clear that ‘it’s down to him how he prioritises his funding’. Carns blasted: ‘I don’t think the funding was right. We are fighting amongst each other to get more money for the key unifying principle of the of any government which is to protect this nation.

Andy Burnham’s U-turns: a full list

People will say almost anything to win power. Sir Keir Starmer’s rise is a case in point. In 2020, he won the Labour leadership by presenting himself as a candidate who would preserve much of the Corbyn-era policy agenda. Once in charge, many of those promises were diluted, abandoned, or quietly reinterpreted. By 2024, he had done something similar on a national scale. Now, his rival for the throne has taken a leaf out of his playbook. Despite a Labour leadership contest not even having formally begun, the Andy Burnham seems to have no qualms about making constant breakneck turns on policies he advocated just months ago. The Manchester Mayor is also already spitting out swathes of new policies which he thinks will get Labour MPs – and the country – behind him.

Watch: Emma Thompson backs Labour’s ‘summer of sex’

https://twitter.com/SamanthaNiblet4/status/2064829169242931270 While many Labour MPs are drowning their sorrows over the state of the party and its never-ending internal drama, one backbencher is thriving away from the leadership wrangling. Samantha Niblett, who opposes the new trans guidance protecting single sex spaces, is blocking out the noise and pressing ahead with her 'summer of sex' campaign. The endeavour, in partnership with sex-tech entrepreneur Cindy Gallop, includes hosting a dildo exhibition in the House of Commons and discussing the best ways to orgasm. Now, the campaign has received a starry endorsement: Emma Thompson has signed up.

Watch: Hilary Benn’s Belfast evasion

https://twitter.com/tomhfh/status/2064331571981594814?s=46 The United Kingdom was yesterday hit by yet another horrific act of violence, allegedly at the hands of a ‘refugee’. At moments of such profound distress, the country naturally demands answers. The public expects its leaders to explain how the immigration system can facilitate the entry of individuals from regions of the world ravaged by war, where women are often treated as second-class citizens. Yesterday in the Commons, the unionist MP for North Antrim, Jim Allister, pressed Northern Ireland Secretary Hilary Benn on the matter of people from ‘alien cultures’ being granted the right to live in the UK.

Reform demands answers on grooming gangs

The public is rightly focused on the violent attack that unfolded in Belfast on Monday. But today, Reform is keen to remind Labour ministers that it has not taken its eyes off the grooming gangs scandal, with swathes of questions remaining unanswered. Party chairman Lee Anderson has written to his Labour counterpart, Anna Turley, demanding a more thorough explanation of how ‘the greatest state failure in British history’ unfolded. Anderson warns the party of government that it ‘cannot keep evading reasonable scrutiny’ and that ‘the public deserve the truth’. In his letter, the Ashfield MP says that ‘many of the complicit local authorities were (and are) Labour run’.

Zia Yusuf to address MAGAworld

With the weather improving, small boat arrivals look set to increase in the coming weeks. So what better time for Zia Yusuf, Reform's Home Affairs spokesman, to take a trip to the States to learn how the Trump administration has stopped illegal migration there? Yusuf is in Washington this week for meetings with congressmen, Senators and officials on behalf of Nigel Farage. So much for the relationship between the MAGA movement and Reform cooling eh? Yusuf has been among the most ardent enthusiasts in Farage's party for a plan to mirror the Trump administration's push for mass deportations. So he must therefore be delighted to be meeting members of MAGA – the Make America Great Again movement – as part of his bid to learn from Tom Homan, Trump's 'Border Czar'.

Sudanese knife attack suspect ‘had leave to remain’

The Sudanese man arrested over a horrific knife attack in Belfast yesterday was granted leave to remain for five years by the Home Office, police have confirmed. He was given asylum by the Home Office in 2023, having travelled from Sudan to Paris, then to Dublin and then Belfast by bus where he immediately made a claim. The individual in question was arrested at 10.30pm on Monday on suspicion of murder. Distressing footage circulating on social media shows the migrant holding his victim, a man in his 40s, to the ground. The victim suffered ‘significant injuries to his eyes’. A kitchen knife was retrieved at the scene.

Kemi Badenoch: James Bond must not be woke

Kemi Badenoch today threw her weight behind Idris Elba’s call for casting directors to avoid a ‘woke’ choice for the next James Bond. The British actor made headlines this week after denying decades-long rumours that he is among the runners and riders to take over from Daniel Craig. Speaking to GQ, the star said he was flattered by the suggestion, but that Bond ‘was written how he was written for a reason’ and ‘let’s not try and make it woke’. The Tory leader backed the comments at a press conference on the dangers of identity politics in Westminster today. She told a crowd of card-carrying Conservatives and the media: ‘I agree with Idris Elba that we should not make James Bond woke.

Watch: Labour MPs squabble over Makerfield

https://twitter.com/itvpeston/status/2064095356451709170?s=46 What joy. Labour MPs have already begun publicly scrapping over the party leadership, even though a formal challenge is yet to begin. Last night, Culture Secretary Lisa Nandy and leftie backbencher Clive Lewis treated the country to a particularly enjoyable spat on ITV's Peston show. Lewis, an Andy Burnham die-hard, told Nandy that ‘the Labour Party is toxic in Makerfield’. An exasperated Culture Secretary, who actually lives in Wigan, pulled her colleague up on the fact that he hasn’t even been to the constituency. Doubling down, Lewis insisted he doesn’t have to have been to Makerfield to know Sir Keir Starmer is public enemy number one.

Parliament’s artificial scrutiny

AI has taken the world by storm, and few workplaces have been immune to its impact. In the House of Commons last year, Written Parliamentary Questions from MPs and peers doubled compared with 2024. The Department of Health and Social Care saw a 97 per cent increase, with the Home Office up 92 per cent, the Department for Education up 97 per cent and Housing a whopping 101 per cent. And who was blamed for the rise? Had MPs and peers discovered a new zeal for seeking answers from ministers in the name of democratic accountability? Not quite, according to Commons clerks. AI, apparently, was responsible. Now, Mr S can reveal Parliament has deployed a new AI mechanism to crack down on MPs over-reliant on the very same tech.

Polanski pushes price hikes

When he’s not ranting about Gaza, Zack Polanski is mostly to be found despairing about the cost of living. And aren’t we all? The Green leader has made a series of economically illiterate suggestions about how he would bring down prices for struggling Brits and improve the dire state of the economy. Which makes his intervention on food prices today all the more bizarre. The intrepid Green leader, in all his glory, has called for the cost of supermarket goods to rise. That’s right: Polanski fumed that the likes of veggies are far too cheap.

Cabinet Office loses the spin count

You’d be hard pressed to find a member of the public who thinks the Labour government is doing a sterling job. Up and down the country, voters are furious at the lack of progress on all manner of issues, from the cost of living to the NHS, transport and immigration. But that’s not for want of trying to sell themselves… Taxpayers foot the bill for hundreds and hundreds of civil servants whose entire jobs are dedicated to spinning the government’s every move. Press officers clock on – frequently from the sofa – to Google the names of ministers and present them with a list of the media’s most recent coverage. They’ll also write up propaganda press releases gloating about Sir Keir Starmer’s latest genius idea, most often in time to clock off at 5 p.m.

Reform Scotland poach GB News man

With Rachel Reeves in the Treasury, many employers are having to make cut backs. But in the case of Reform UK, it is the exact opposite, with Labour's woes proving a great boost to Nigel Farage's fortunes. After topping the local elections on 7 May, Reform is now facing the challenge of having to hire scores of staff to run their newly-acquired offices in Cardiff Bay and Holyrood. Talk about the problems of success... But Mr S hears that the party has at last found a new man to run communications north of the border. After a veritable shellacking by elements of the Scottish press in last month's campaign, the man tasked with building post-election ties with the Holyrood lobby is Tony McGuire, the long-serving Scotland reporter at GB News.

Lord Hermer: ECHR critics want migrants to drown

Everyone’s favourite human rights aficionado is back at it again. Clearly not content with comparing critics of the ECHR to Nazis, Lord Richard Hermer has now suggested detractors of the foreign court want migrants to 'drown'. In an interview with Nick Robinson on his Political Thinking podcast, the Attorney General name-checked the Tories and Reform as cheerleaders for leaving migrants to drown in the Channel. Hermer had been responding to Robinson’s observation that parties of the right want to ‘round people up on the beaches and send them somewhere else’. To which Sir Keir Starmer’s close pal replied: I think what they mean by that is they let people drown in the water. And that is not a British way to deal with it. That is not commensurate with our values.

David Lammy’s leadership challenge denial

https://twitter.com/TimesRadio/status/2062794489564221723 Brits are used to being taken for fools by Labour ministers. Whether it’s condescending Keir pretending that giving away the Chagos is good for national security, or Ed Miliband still insisting his Net Zero zealotry will lead to cheaper energy bills. But this morning, dear David Lammy took treating the public like mugs to new heights. Last night, Andy Burnham famously decided finally to say the quiet bit out loud and admit that he will attempt to waltz into Downing Street should he emerge victorious at the Makerfield by-election.

Darren Jones’ Mandy memory failure

If you're not a fan of any of the current contenders for Labour leader, then why not try Darren Jones? Yes, that's right, if you're not a fan of the likes of Andy Burnham or Angela Rayner, then do not despair. After nine months as Chief Secretary to the Prime Minister, good old Darren now fancies a crack at his boss's job, if media reports are to be believed. Described by one Westminster wag as 'like Wes Streeting without the charm', Jones is one of those ambitious Labour men who has never been backwards about coming forwards. Unfortunately for the Rt Hon DJ, it seems that he has become the latest of this tribe to be afflicted by the curse of the Prince of Darkness.