Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Starmer tells Argentina: hands off the Falklands

Sir Keir Starmer has officially backed Spain to beat the Argies in Sunday’s World Cup final. A spokeswoman for the Prime Minister said he wishes both teams ‘well’ – but ‘especially Spain’. She was also at pains to point out that ‘the World Cup might not be ours, but the Falkland Islands definitely are’. Hear, hear. She added: ‘Our position is unchanged, self-determination rests with the islanders and our commitment to the Falklands will never waver.’ Mr S cannot help but wonder where this patriotic resolve disappeared to when Labour signed its disgraceful Chagos surrender agreement. If the government is willing to hand over British Indian Ocean territory with such indecent haste, can anyone entirely trust the Prime Minister’s proclamations about the Falklands?

Watch: Sinn Féin MEP’s virtue-signalling stunt backfires

https://twitter.com/mattforde/status/2077395665442034128 Westminster is choc-a-bloc with MPs trying to outdo one another in nauseating displays of virtue signalling. But for truly hilarious examples of performative outrage, it is useful to also cast one’s gaze towards good old Brussels. At a recent meeting of the European Parliament’s Foreign Affairs Committee, Sinn Féin MEP Lynn Boylan was forced into an excruciating climbdown after her grandstanding did not quite go to plan. Boylan, naturally draped in a keffiyeh-patterned lanyard, complained to her international colleagues: ‘It's unfortunate that we can't use our own language in this committee, but I will continue now in English.

Liam Halligan to run Thatcher’s think tank

What will Andy Burnham do in office? It is a question many Labour MPs would like answered. With Britain facing a myriad of woes, one institute which will be on hand to offer plenty of sensible solutions is the Centre for Policy Studies (CPS). The venerable think tank, founded by Margaret Thatcher and Keith Joseph in 1974, has been churning out centre-right and free market policy papers for decades. Rarely have they ever been more needed eh... But now the CPS, much like the Labour party, is about to embrace its own new leader. Robert Colvile, who has run the think tank since 2017, is stepping down as director but will still remain involved. In his place comes Liam Halligan, the economist, author and Sunday Telegraph columnist.

BBC publishes annual staff rich list

Roll up, roll up – it’s that deeply depressing time of year once again. The BBC has today published its annual list of obscenely overpaid employees, a chart dominated by so-called ‘stars’ from news, sport and radio. Topping the list – before he was sacked in March over historical sexual offence allegations – is former Radio 2 breakfast show host Scott Mills. He was fortunate enough to pocket a whopping £750,000 from licence fee payers. Greg James comes second on an eye-watering £440,000. Then we move on to news. In third place, Radio Ulster and 5 Live presenter Stephen Nolan rakes in £425,000, followed by Laura Kuenssberg on £405,000. A little further down the list, Radio 4’s Justin Webb makes an appearance with a handsome £375,000 salary.

Ed Davey: Tory wets should join me

Sir Ed Davey this afternoon issued an impassioned plea to Tory wets disillusioned with Kemi Badenoch: come home to the Lib Dems. The party leader gleefully encouraged the likes of Gavin Barwell to ‘come and talk’, as Badenoch delivered an ultimatum to her own ranks – back my policies or leave. At a Westminster press conference convened to announce an official Lib Dem call for a ‘new Magna Carta’ to save Britain from ‘populists and tech tyrants’, Sir Ed found time to have a pop at Badenoch, whom he accused of ‘turning away lifelong conservatives’. He went on: We of course would welcome people who subscribe to our views – whether they’re secret Lib Dems or open Lib Dems. Should (Gavin) want to come and talk, of course!

Barwell bemoans losing the Tory whip

Fresh from discovering that he has been booted out of the Conservative Party in the House of Lords, Gavin Barwell has found time to compose a 500-word broadside against Kemi Badenoch. The Tory leader withdrew the whip after Barwell repeatedly berated her for pledging to scrap net zero and take Britain out of the ECHR. The move was particularly symbolic, marking the beginning of a long-awaited purge of wets and closet Lib Dems from the party. In his lengthy LinkedIn diatribe, Theresa May’s former chief of staff whinged that Badenoch ‘should be trying to welcome people back to the Conservative Party; instead, she seems to want to drive more people away’.

Kemi kick-starts purge of the Tory wets

Kemi Badenoch today set out to prove that she means business when it comes to clearing out the Tory has-beens and wets. The Conservative leader announced that, following a leave of absence from the House of Lords, wetter-in-chief Gavin Barwell will not have the whip restored. The former chief of staff to Theresa May sparked fury after repeatedly accusing Badenoch of turning her party into a ‘Reform tribute act’. Barwell also goaded the Tory leader over what he called her ‘poor strategic judgment’, particularly her rejection of net zero and pledge to leave the ECHR. In a letter to the former housing minister this evening, first revealed by the Mail, Badenoch said: Robust debate and differences of opinion have always been part of our Party's tradition.

Robbins puts Starmer in the dock

Hell hath no fury like a disgruntled former employee – and, in this case, perhaps justifiably so. As Sir Keir Starmer scrambles to cobble together something resembling a legacy during his final week in the top job, one Sir Olly Robbins could stop him in his tracks. The former top mandarin at the Foreign Office has announced that he is taking Keir to court, formally issuing proceedings seeking a judicial review of his dismissal as Permanent Secretary. Sir Olly famously joined the growing club of aides and officials scapegoated by the Prime Minister for his own failings in April this year.

Does the public back Farage’s by-election gamble?

One of the hottest debates in Westminster today is whether Nigel Farage’s decision to quit as an MP and trigger a by-election was an act of political genius or a stubborn blunder. Reform is confident the gamble will pay off, leaving its leader stronger than before. Others are less convinced, arguing that the boycott by every contender except Binface has turned the whole exercise into a giant farce. But what does the great British public make of it all? New polling by Opinium for The Spectator reveals that 44 per cent of adults believe Farage was right to resign and stand again in a by-election, while only 31 per cent say it was the wrong thing to do.

Burnham’s social media push gets reeled in

https://twitter.com/andyburnham/status/2075157937744441661 Andy Burnham has taken an incredibly enthusiastic approach to social media – so much so that he seems to spend more time answering questions on Reddit than he does from journalists. It’s fair to say the MP for Makerfield’s digital output has been far superior to that of Sir Keir Starmer. His videos are slicker, more entertaining and have a quality of authenticity that the outgoing Prime Minister’s categorically do not. But now it seems poor Andy may be riding the social media wave a little too hard and fast. At 11 a.m.

Watch: Gary Stevenson’s wealth-tax dream gets a reality check

https://twitter.com/aswren/status/2075233992148705718 The left’s favourite ‘economist’, Gary Stevenson, is having a shocker. His new Channel 4 documentary, How to Get Filthy Rich With Gary Stevenson, is apparently so dire that even The Guardian has branded it an ‘embarrassment’. The former City trader has fashioned a new career for himself as a whingeing lefty, forever harping on about the need to impose a two per cent wealth tax on everything anyone owns above £10 million. To be fair, the documentary sounds rather hilarious.

Graham Linehan laughs last after Met payout

Well, well, well. After disgracing Britain’s proud policing tradition by arresting Graham Linehan over his trans tweets, the Met Police has now found a rather expensive way to say sorry. The force has paid the Father Ted co-creator £25,000 in compensation. Linehan was disgracefully detained by five armed officers at Heathrow Airport in September last year. Fresh off a ten-hour flight from Arizona, the writer was told he was being arrested on suspicion of inciting violence over social media posts critical of trans activism. He was bundled into a police van, taken to a nearby station and held for an eye-watering 12 hours.

Starmer takes the puss with Chequers’ cat trips

The Tories today accused Sir Keir Starmer of ‘taking the puss’ after the Cabinet Office confirmed that the Government Car Service has been used to ferry his pet kitten between Downing Street and Chequers – though only while humans are already using the vehicles. Paymaster General Nick Thomas-Symonds confirmed that ‘residents of Downing Street’ – including those in previous administrations – have frequently and publicly taken pets between residences. Tory chairman Kevin Hollinrake slammed the outgoing Prime Minister for using the ministerial fleet to ‘run a cat delivery service to Chequers’. He told Mr S: Starmer has finally found one passenger who never questions his judgement and given him a chauffeur. The Prime Minister is taking the puss.

Mel Stride names his Price

The winds of change are blowing through Whitehall. With Andy Burnham on course for No. 10, officials are preparing for a shake up of the cabinet. One of those looking most nervous these days is Rachel Reeves, whose tenure at the Treasury looks to be drawing to a close. Among those preparing to take on her would-be successor is Robert Jenrick, whose team has begun sorting through applications for a new chief economic adviser. Talk about a good time to be across the numbers, eh? But it is not just Labour and Reform who are preparing for new faces in their Treasury teams. Sir Mel Stride, the Shadow Chancellor, has now poached a staple fixture of the Westminster think-tank scene.

Rupert Lowe ducks Farage’s Clacton by-election

Rupert Lowe has confirmed that Restore will sit out the upcoming Clacton by-election. Nigel Farage’s enemy on the right said he refuses ‘to participate in a Reform-sponsored media circus’ – though Restore may yet join the fun if the Commons sleaze watchdog rules against Farage and a second by-election is triggered. The party leader said: Farage can play with his toys for the next six weeks, but Restore Britain is going to continue producing detailed policy papers, exactly as we have been, outlining how we can fix our country. I feel for the people of Clacton who deserve so much better than this unnecessary sham forced on them throughout their summer. Mr S understands Labour is also leaning towards a boycott. The Lib Dems confirmed they will sit the showdown out.

Miliband’s heat pump revolution leaves taxpayers in the cold

Red Ed Miliband’s heat pump bonanza cost taxpayers and bill-payers an eye-watering £498.6 million in 2025/26, new research shows. So much for the great green consumer revolution – it turns out the heat pump market still needs the state to keep it from freezing over. Analysis of government data by the Energy and Utilities Alliance found that more than nine out of every ten heat pumps installed in existing UK homes during the year were backed by taxpayer or energy bill-payer subsidies. Of the 49,880 air-source heat pumps installed in existing homes in 2025/26, 45,397 – 91 per cent – received support through government-backed schemes, including the Boiler Upgrade Scheme, ECO, SHDF and HUG programmes.

Kemi crashes Burnham’s Reddit refuge

With weeks to go until he becomes a Labour Prime Minister almost no one voted for, Andy Burnham has been busy answering lots of questions. Not from the press, of course. Apart from a sit-down with Andrew Marr last night, the MP for Makerfield has been avoiding journalists like the plague. He has, however, taken to social media to answer queries from the public. Specifically, this evening, he has chosen Reddit: a platform where only the most toe-curling softball questions can be cherry-picked by his team. Enter Kemi Badenoch, who has been having none of his scrutiny-dodging. The Tory leader’s team quickly created a Reddit account so she could join in the fun too. Under Burnham’s post inviting users to ‘ask me anything’, Badenoch responded: Hi Andy, Kemi here.

Watch: Sarah Pochin shares emotional adoption story

https://twitter.com/reformparty_uk/status/2072977166116024776 Sarah Pochin has become something of a lightning rod in the Commons. Labour MPs rarely miss a chance to mock the MP for Runcorn and Helsby, whatever the subject under discussion. Their attacks only intensified after her infamous comments about racial casting in adverts. But this week, even the most hard-hearted left-wingers were moved when the Reform MP shared a deeply personal story about her brother’s adoption. Speaking in the chamber, she recalled: My own mother was pressurised into giving up a baby for adoption and this was handled by the church. I only found out after her death. She carried her secret to her grave. Pochin then revealed that she had paid for private help to find her brother.

Spectator summer party 2026, in pictures

The weather is glorious, England have soared through to the World Cup round of 16 and one Sir Keir Starmer has just weeks left as Prime Minister. So where better to celebrate – or commiserate, if you are so inclined – than at The Spectator’s annual summer party? The jamboree remains the most sought-after social ticket of the Westminster summer season, bringing together the most senior politicians, journalists and political aides, alongside the crème de la crème of the arts and media world. From Kemi Badenoch to Morgan McSweeney, The Spectator garden is filled with notable faces. Mr S noted strong contingents representing the Tories, Labour and Reform.

Watch: CCHQ spoofs Burnham’s cringe AI clip

https://twitter.com/Conservatives/status/2072263303200440548 Like it or not, in this day and age, success in politics requires a strong presence on social media. A sizeable following, paired with witty and authentic content, can genuinely shift popularity ratings and boost an MP’s prominence, regardless of party. Sir Keir Starmer’s excruciatingly cringeworthy and try-hard social media output did him no favours. But the slick digital operations around Nigel Farage, Rupert Lowe and, yes, even Andy Burnham have helped increase their exposure and win them supporters. While many will no doubt hanker after the days when talent, ideas and acumen determined political popularity, one upside of the social media game is that it has produced some very creative spoof content.