Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Andrew Marr admits the BBC misquoted David Cameron on foxhunting

After Mr S's colleague Camilla Swift wrote of the Twitterstorm that engulfed David Cameron after Andrew Marr claimed on air that the PM had declared foxhunting to be his favourite sport, the presenter has now come clean about the interview. Marr has admitted to The Spectator on Twitter that he was wrong to claim that Cameron told Countryside Alliance magazine that foxhunting was his favourite sport: https://twitter.com/laidmanr His confession comes after the BBC press office failed to respond to calls for comment from The Spectator.

Is the election site May 2015 really as ‘unaligned’ as it claims?

Twitter is abuzz today following the election site May 2015's claim that Ed Miliband will most likely win the election. The article in question argues that it would be very difficult - and surprising - for Cameron to win a majority or gather enough seats to form a coalition. The site, which describes itself as 'an unaligned election site' came to this conclusion after sampling several polls and looking into marginal seats along with possible coalition deals. The article won wide praise on social media, with one pundit describing the 'non-partisan analysis' as a 'must-read': Whatever your party, this is must-read, non-partisan analysis of the likely #GE15 outcome, which is Ed Miliband as PM http://t.

Watch: Russell Brand trespasses on Lord Rothermere’s property

Earlier this year Mr S revealed that Russell Brand had made an unwelcome visit to the home of Lord Rothermere, the proprietor of the Daily Mail newspaper group, as part of filming for his new documentary The Emperor's New Clothes. Now new footage has been made public ahead of the film's release. In the clip he is shown turning up at Lord Rothermere's home only to find that he is not in. Brand then jumps the fence, climbs scaffolding and puts a poster on the property criticising Lord Rothermere's non-dom status. Of course, if Ed Miliband wins the election Lord Rothermere's non-domicile tax status could cease to exist. Not that the comedian will be bothering to vote for this policy in the general election.

Ed Miliband was ‘absolutely terrified’ by hen party, bless him

Over the weekend, Mr S brought you the unlikely tale of the Labour leader becoming a pin-up for a brood of hens on a night out in Chester. Sadly his status as a ladies man has taken a bit of a blow this morning, with one hen telling LBC: 'Bless him he looked terrified, absolutely terrified. And he wouldn't actually come off the bus. He was just kind of lingering on the steps, waving sort of tentatively.' There he is, the Miliband we have all come to know and love.

Watch: Ed Miliband treated like rock star by screaming girls. Seriously

You have to hand it to Justine Thornton. After her interview, where she alerted the world to Red Ed's status as a bit of a boulevardier having secretly dated the host of a dinner party she attended, the Daily Mail warmed to the theme. It ran a front cover picturing his conquests: Alice Miles, Stephanie Flanders, and more. And an inside spread (below). But as Isabel Hardman noted at the time, it was hardly a slur. "Multiple women have found man attractive" is, on balance, not the worst headline. — Isabel Hardman (@IsabelHardman) April 9, 2015 And the relevance to the campaign? Let's consult the guru of gender politics, Boris Johnson.

Tories are left playing by Aussie rules

Tory campaign boss Lynton Crosby invited the former Australian Prime Minister John Howard into Conservative Party HQ on Thursday afternoon to give staff and ministers a mid-campaign pep talk. Firing up his audience with tales of beating Labour down under, Mr S hears the bit where Crosby's one-time client lost both the 2007 election and his own seat, did not make it into the speech. After the Conservatives manifesto cover was lifted from the Aussie Liberal Party - another Crosby client - MPs are wondering what else will be 'borrowed' by the antipodean guru. 'He'll have us in cork hats by polling day,' sighs one member of the old guard.

Who would have thought the Greens would be so rubbish with rubbish in Brighton?

On Thursday Natalie Bennett spoke during the BBC Challengers' Debate of the positive change Caroline Lucas has brought to British politics since she was elected as the MP for Brighton Pavilion. However, word reaches Steerpike that not everyone in Lucas's constituency is so enamoured with the Green politician's work. Several Brighton residents have taken to Twitter to complain to Lucas along with the council's recycling and refuse service that their rubbish is not being collected on time: We're now clearing other's #waste in front of our home @RecyclingRefuse thought was job of @BrightonHoveCC #rubbish pic.twitter.com/jiAxY3lxVg — mel poluck (@melpoluck) April 13, 2015 @RecyclingRefuse why no recycling collection on friar road for last 3 weeks?

‘Naughty’ Nicola Sturgeon reveals the saucy portrait that hangs in her home

Nicola Sturgeon's style transformation over the past decade has been well-documented. The Mail on Sunday journalist Liz Jones went so far as to suggest that she had gone from being a woman with a 'Krankies haircut and orthopaedic shoes' to a 'golden halo of Princess Diana-like loveliness'. However, Mr S suspects that such naysayers may think differently about Sturgeon in her formative years if they take a glance at a portrait of her dating back six years. Speaking to Sky's Kay Burley, the First Minister of Scotland revealed that she has a saucy painting of herself hanging in her home. The oil painting of Sturgeon is by the French artist Laetitia Guilbaud, and went up for sale in 2009 at Glasgow's ArtDeCaf Gallery.

Matthew Hanc**k’s election leaflets send out the wrong message

Earlier this year Mr S revealed how plans for a set of campaign posters for the Conservative candidate Flick Drummond had to be revised after the Tories realised that from a distance the poster could be misread as another word starting with F. Now Matthew Hancock has fallen victim to an unforeseeable error in his own campaign literature. A Lib Dem supporter has noticed an unfortunate fault that occurs on folding the Tory MP's campaign leaflet: Mr S hopes no one gets the wrong idea.

Coffee Shots: Nick Clegg tempts fate with BLUKIP photoshop

Today Nick Clegg revealed a new poster claiming that the Tories could form a coalition with Ukip. Speaking about the prospect of 'BLUKIP,' Clegg warned of the potential dangers of such a pairing: 'The prospect of a left wing alliance between Labour and the SNP has been well covered. What’s equally possible is an alliance that will drag Britain further and further to the right: BLUKIP – a bloc of right wingers from UKIP, the Conservatives and the DUP that could hold the balance of power. There is a very real danger that Nigel Farage and his friends could hold David Cameron to ransom.' Still, Mr S can't help but think Clegg is already pre-empting his own exit by photoshopping Nigel Farage's face onto his body for the pr stunt.

Labour aide picks up Ed Miliband’s drink bill

Taking a break from preparing for tonight’s debate, Ed Miliband has been out about in Hornsey, north London. Trying to look normal by visiting Riley’s Cafe (with an entourage and security detail, just like all normal people), it looked like the Labour leader had dropped the first big election clanger of the campaign. Channel 4's political correspondent Michael Crick tweeted to say that Miliband had failed to pay for his coffee: It turns out Crick’s story was a bit frothy. Mr S understands that an aide picked up the tab to avoid an awkward row. Still, no word yet on whether Miliband's coffee drinking skills rival his aptitude for eating bacon sandwiches.

Watch: Schoolchild tells Tristram Hunt he would vote Ukip to ‘get all the foreigners out’

Tristram Hunt encountered every politician's nightmare on the campaign trail this morning. When visiting a primary school in Derbyshire, the shadow education secretary asked a schoolchild how they would vote in the general election. The answer was probably not one he was expecting: Tristram Hunt: Do you know who you'd vote for? Schoolchild: Ehhh, Ukip Hunt: You'd vote Ukip? Very good. Why's that? Schoolchild: Eh, I'd like to get all of the foreigners out of the country Finally, we have the first moment of the campaign to rival Gordon Brown's Gillian Duffy gaffe in 2010.

Labour MP suggests Ed Miliband is not speaking frankly about NHS spending

This morning Sir David Nicholson criticised Ed Miliband for failing to commit an extra £8 billion a year towards the NHS. The former head of the NHS said that Labour needed to follow the example of the Tories and Lib Dems by signing up to the pledge. Now, Frank Field, the Labour MP, has come out in response. However, rather than rush to Miliband's defence, he has claimed that each main party leader, including Ed Miliband, is not being frank about NHS spending.

The fat debate – Julie Burchill vs Katie Hopkins

In this week's issue, Julie Burchill explains why she is not dieting. Ever. As Kingsley Amis said, no pleasure is worth giving up for the sake of two more years in a geriatric home. And Burchill has seen nothing during her long, wicked, wonderful life to make her change her ways — or her weight. But what will Katie Hopkins, arch-enemy of the obese, make of this? She joins Burchill on this week's View from 22 podcast, to discuss whether someone can ever be overweight and happy. Hopkins has campaigned vigorously against obesity — so does she think Burchill is greedy when she goes off to 'have another cream doughnut', as Hopkins puts it? Burchill doesn't seem too bothered by what Hopkins thinks.

Ukip win and lose a celebrity supporter in the space of an hour

Last year Mike Read had to withdraw his Ukip Calypso song from sale after a number people complained that it was racist. So Mr S was cheered to hear that there could be a turn in the party's musical fortunes today after The Rifles voiced their support for Ukip. The indie band tweeted that Nigel Farage's party are the only party 'with the balls to make a change': Alas, soon after the tweet was published it was hastily deleted and the band claimed that their account had been mysteriously hacked. Given that their most successful song reached only number 26 in the charts, Mr S suspects that the retraction of their support will not come as a great loss to Ukip.

Coffee shots: The best (silliest) manifesto photos

If voters pick up party manifestos, chances are they might not make it all the way through the 80-150 page tomes the people pitching for government have produced. But they might leaf through and look at some of the bullet points, graphics and the pictures. Here are some of the best (or perhaps the oddest) manifesto pictures from the three main parties: This woman is just so thrilled to be buying some sweets, which were only made thanks to the Tories' long-term economic plan. This kid is definitely hiding something behind his back, and it's not the detail of George Osborne's £12bn welfare cuts. This student is hoping the Tory photographer will leave her alone to understand the clotting cascade in peace.

The Queen suggests that cricket Tests are a man’s game

When Charlotte Edwards collected her CBE today from the Queen for services to cricket, the acclaimed sportswoman and current captain of the England women's cricket team, got slightly more than she bargained for. Her Majesty used the meeting as an opportunity to let her feelings be known on the appropriate length of cricket matches for all-female teams compared with all-male teams. Speaking with Edwards, the Queen allegedly said that men were better suited to the longer format of matches than women: Although some social media users were quick to take offence at Her Majesty's 'sexist' suggestion that women can't cope as well as men at test matches, she does at least have history on her side.

Jeremy Clarkson causes more problems for the BBC

The BBC appeared to have put an end to their Jeremy Clarkson woes when they made the decision not to renew his contract following a 'fracas' between the Top Gear presenter and a show producer. Despite this, the Clarkson saga continues to cast a shadow on the corporation. The presenter's untimely departure has meant that the producers of the BBC mockumentary W1A have had to re-edit a series plotline. Hugh Bonneville, who plays the BBC's head of values in the series which airs next week, admits that they had to 'tweak the voice-over' to keep up with events. A plotline written before the incident saw Clarkson get the BBC in trouble by writing an embarrassing tweet and using the word 'tosser'.

Has Lynton Crosby been taking ‘inspiration’ from the Australian Liberal Party again?

Earlier this year Lynton Crosby was accused of recycling a ten-year-old 'attack ad' the Liberal Party used in the 2004 Australian elections, to criticise Ed Miliband in the general election. At the time the advert was used in Australia, the Tory election strategist was helping to run the Liberal Party’s election campaign. Now it appears Crosby may have been 'inspired' once again by his former employer.