Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Frances Barber blasts cybernats for insulting Cilla Black

Although Nicola Sturgeon has pledged to tackle her party's 'cybernats' over the online abuse of those who do not support Scottish independence, the SNP leader may need to reassess her current efforts following this weekend's events. After news broke that Michelle Mone is to be awarded a peerage by the Tories, the lingerie entrepreneur was besieged with insults online from SNP supporters. However, the 'cybernats' were not done there. Following the death of Cilla Black at the age of 72, while many rushed to tweet messages of condolence to her friends and family, others simply recalled the late singer's support of the Better Together campaign -- during which Black signed a letter urging Scotland to remain in the UK: https://twitter.

Breaking: Tory leadership contest underway

Water cannons at the ready: the Tory leadership contest is officially underway. How does Mr S know this? Well, in a clear sign that George Osborne means business, he has changed his Twitter profile picture. Osborne is now in Conservative blue, offering a confident grin as he embarks on his campaign to move into Number 10. The new photo also displays a slimline Osborne in contrast to the old photo, which depicted a more laid back Chancellor. While Mr S will of course keep readers updated as Boris Johnson and Theresa May develop their online presences, Steerpike can't help wonder why Osborne didn't opt for this week's cover image of Octo-Osborne...

Milifandom founder backs Andy Burnham for Labour leader

Although the Milifandom wasn't enough to lead Ed Miliband to victory at the polls, the cult movement did at least bring the former Labour leader's lagging campaign some momentum in the final weeks of the election campaign. So perhaps it's little surprise that the new Labour leadership hopefuls have been courting Milifandom founder Abby Tomlinson in a bid to win her endorsement ahead of the vote. After meeting with each contender, Tomlinson  has announced that she is backing Andy Burnham for leader. She says that she will give her second preference to Jeremy Corbyn -- who has won the most union endorsements as well as CLP endorsements.

Coffee Shots: Jeremy Corbyn, the ‘British Obama’

Ahead of the election, Ed Miliband's senior advisor David Axelrod was asked if the Labour politician had as much potential to succeed as his former client Barack Obama. His reply? 'I think Obama’s a once-in-a-lifetime candidate.' However, could Labour leadership hopeful Jeremy Corbyn be the candidate to make it two-in-a-lifetime? Mr S only asks after the independent radical left magazine Red Pepper have ran a cover with Corbyn pictured in the style of the famous 2008 Barack Obama 'Hope' poster: https://twitter.com/montie/status/627109986339028992 Still, unless by 'hope' they are referring to what Corbyn brings to the Tories, Mr S suspects he still has some way to go.

Guardian journalist enjoys wild night on David Cameron’s private jet

With the newspapers frequently filled with tales of former public schoolboys misbehaving abroad, Mr S was unsurprised to hear reports that a Westminster School alumnus had enjoyed a rather lively flight from Asia to Britain. Still, given that the man in question was aboard the Prime Minister's private jet, perhaps he ought to have known better. Step forward Patrick Wintour. Word reaches Steerpike that the Guardian's political editor has become the talk of David Cameron's Malaysia trip after being the life and soul of the party on the flight back to Britain. According to Mr S's mole the journey got off to a bad start when Cameron failed to call Wintour by his name on board, instead opting for simply 'Guardian'.

Andy Burnham (finally) wins an endorsement

Although Andy Burnham started out as the frontrunner in the Labour leadership race, according to the latest polls he is now struggling to even remain in second place behind Jeremy Corbyn. What's more, the unions Burnham hoped would endorse him have in large opted for Corbyn, with Unison this week also choosing to back Jeremy over Andy. However there is still a ray of hope for Burnham. He is at least now beginning to compete with Corbyn when it comes to celebrity fans. David Walliams has come out in support of the leadership hopeful, with the Little Britain star claiming he has known for years that Burnham ought to be Labour leader: https://twitter.com/davidwalliams/status/626803861353799680 Alas, not all of Walliam's 1.

Andy Burnham: I don’t like biscuits

The Labour leadership candidates have been canvassing the yummy mummies on Mumsnet and today it was Andy Burnham’s turn. Steerpike was shocked to learn from the Q&A that he has never bought mascara, nor opened a bottle of jet black ‘Just for Men’. But there was a much more damaging revelation: Burnham revealed that he doesn’t eat biscuits: 'I’m told that I have to tell you what my favourite biscuit is. But I’m afraid I’m going to depress you all by saying that I don’t have a sweet tooth and don’t eat biscuits.

Karen Danczuk comes to Lord Sewel’s aid: ‘Why are we to judge?’

Yesterday Lembit Opik spoke out in defence of Lord Sewel after the Sun on Sunday published photos of the Labour peer snorting cocaine in the company of prostitutes over the weekend. While the peer has now stepped down from the Lords, should he want to make a comeback he can also rely on Karen Danczuk to fight his corner. The estranged wife of Simon Danczuk says people should refrain from judging the disgraced peer for what he does in his private life. Writing a blog post on her new website Selfie Made Woman, the former Labour councillor says the public should refrain from judging: 'I am not a journalist, nor am I a professional writer, there will no doubt be typos, or an incorrect use of an apostrophe, but #whyarewetojudge.

Coffee Shots: Nigel Farage caught in the ladies’ loos

Although Ukip is said to have a 'women problem' thanks to low ratings from females in comparison to other parties, their leader does at least seem keen to reach out to the fairer sex. Nigel Farage reportedly gave a woman cause for concern today after she discovered him in the female toilet of a restaurant: https://twitter.com/tanyamTV/status/626380119540674560 While Farage was criticised by the woman for leaving the tap running, Mr S is just glad that he opted to wash his hands. A Ukip spokesman declines to comment on the incident.

Lembit Öpik comes to Lord Sewel’s defence: ‘He can help to clean up Parliament’

Yesterday Lord Sewel stepped down from the Lords after the Sun on Sunday published photos of the former deputy speaker snorting cocaine through a five pound note in the company of two prostitutes. While Labour were quick to suspend him from the party, one man has come to the defence of the disgraced peer. Step forward Lembit Öpik. The former Lib Dem MP says that Sewel should be commended for stepping down: 'He’s got to be respected for this. People need to lay off him now.  He’s done exactly what people wanted him to do.' What's more, Öpik thinks that there is still hope for Lord Sewel, claiming he is now in the perfect position to launch a new career cleaning up the murky world of Westminster politics.

Ivan Massow: Was Section 28 the reason the Tories did not pick me for mayor?

Over the weekend, CCHQ selected the four Tory candidates for London mayor who will proceed to an open primary in September. Playing it safe they opted for experience over celebrity, with Andrew Boff, Zac Goldsmith, Syed Kamall and Stephen Greenhalgh all chosen. This means both Sol Campbell and Ivan Massow have not been selected. While the footballer has been notably quiet since the news, Massow appears to be taking it less well. The businessman -- who is openly gay -- has issued a statement on his Facebook page in which he speaks of his disappointment. In this, Massow -- who once accompanied Margaret Thatcher to Tory conference -- asks if his history with the party over Section 28 may have held him back.

Labour: Derek Hatton’s membership application has been rejected

Last night Derek Hatton claimed that he has successfully rejoined the Labour Party 29 years after they expelled him. Hatton -- who joined Labour with the Trotskyist group Militant -- boasted about his membership on Newsnight while defending Jeremy Corbyn. 'In my pocket I've got a Labour Party card,' he said, after tweeting a picture of his card earlier this year: https://twitter.com/DegsyHatton/status/603809448004562944 While he may have the card, Mr S is sorry to report that he doesn't have a vote. The Labour Party are adamant that he is not a member. Bizarrely they say cards are sent out automatically before the membership is approved: https://twitter.

Jeremy Corbyn takes part in Mumsnet chat: ‘I do not have a rare skin condition’

This morning Jeremy Corbyn told Radio 4's Women's Hour that a thread on Mumsnet in which he was described by one user as being 'attractive in a world weary old sea dog sort of way' was 'the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever heard'. So it must have been with some trepidation that Corbyn agreed to take part in a Mumsnet Q&A this lunchtime alongside his Labour leadership rival Liz Kendall. Would the lusty online mothers be able to put their amorous feelings to one side and ask a sensible question?

Friends reunited: how George Galloway hopes to ‘work closely’ with Jeremy Corbyn

Things could start to get very strange indeed if Jeremy Corbyn is successful in his bid to be the next Labour leader. Corbyn's old chum George Galloway has today voiced his hopes that he will be able to 'work closely' with Corbyn in his bid to be the Mayor of London: https://twitter.com/georgegalloway/status/625962867330805760 While Labour will have their own mayoral candidate, Corbyn may decide to reach out to Galloway -- who is entering on behalf of his Respect Party -- given their mutual appreciation for one another: https://twitter.com/georgegalloway/status/610503581247111168 https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/185542633056239616 Still, Mr S recalls what happened when the duo teamed up back in 2013 to mark the death of Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez.

Revealed: the Andy Coulson joke that Nick Clegg cut from his conference speech

Although Nick Clegg is under increasing pressure in some quarters to write a tell-all book about his time in coalition, the closest he has got to this so far is by signing up to an agency that has advertised his services for up to $55,000 per speech. Happily, Clegg's former speechwriter comes at no such cost. Phil Reilly has started a blog detailing his time working for the former deputy Prime Minister. In this, Reilly recalls a phone hacking joke he wrote for Clegg back in 2010: 'For days, Nick Clegg had been toing and froing over whether he could tell a joke about Andy Coulson. It was September 2010 and I was writing my first ever speech for him, which he would give at the opening rally event of the party’s autumn conference.

‘Prosecco socialist’ Charlotte Church backs Jeremy Corbyn

As Jeremy Corbyn edges closer to victory in the Labour leadership race, his critics grow more vocal with both Tony Blair and John McTernan attempting to thwart his campaign this week. However, for all the naysayers, Corbyn is at least managing to slowly amass a celebrity fan club. After Steerpike reported that the Silk actress Maxine Peake had got behind the Corbyn campaign, classical singer turned 'prosecco socialist' Charlotte Church has voiced her support for the leadership hopeful. Church - who attended the VIP area of an anti austerity march with Russell Brand after the election - has written a blog in support of Corbyn. Eloquently titled 'T-O-N-Y! You Ain't Got No Alibi! YOU TORY!

Financial Times staff live blog the sale of their paper: ‘we’ll be sent to Canary Wharf’

After much speculation, the Financial Times has today been purchased by Nikkei, the Japanese media group, for £844 million. https://twitter.com/MarketWatch/status/624221619611897856 This comes after the paper's owner Pearson confirmed it was on sale this morning. However, it had been thought that the German media group Axel Springer were the frontrunner for the purchase. With the sale confirmed, little is known about what the new owners have planned for the paper: https://twitter.com/rkapkap/status/624248380886282240 Happily, staff writers Paul Murphy and Bryce Elder offered some insight this morning while editing the Markets Live blog.

Was Yvette Cooper ‘inspired’ by Mhairi Black’s maiden speech?

Last week the SNP MP Mhairi Black gave her maiden speech to Parliament. The young politician inspired the nation with her story of a man in her constituency who came to her crying after a trip to the job centre went wrong: 'I said to him “how did you get on?” And without saying a word he burst into tears. That grown man standing in front of a 20-year-old crying his eyes out.' The clip went viral, amassing millions of views worldwide, with Black's words highly commended by both SNP and Labour politicians alike. So much so that their were whispers of concern at Labour HQ that it could trigger certain members of the party to lurch even further to the left.

Tony Hall: the BBC is like James Bond

As staff at the BBC face cuts and budget tightening following the Government's plans to reform the Corporation, their director-general Tony Hall has offered his own defence of the licence fee. Writing the diary in this week's Spectator, he mentions that Tracey Ullman was recently transformed into Dame Judi Dench as 'M' in the James Bond films. Hall goes on to suggest that the BBC has some parallels to Bond with both in possession of a 'very special licence': 'When Tracey spent the day as Dame Judi Dench on location last week, so talented are the make-up and prosthetics team that passing members of the public were fooled into thinking she was miraculously back from the dead as ‘M’ in the new Bond film.

Laura Kuenssberg is appointed as the BBC’s new political editor

After weeks of speculation over who will be the BBC's next political editor, a senior BBC employee today announced on Twitter that Laura Kuenssberg is to be Nick Robinson's successor. However, just moments later the tweet was hastily deleted. Happily, the Mail's John Stevens managed to screen grab it before it disappeared: https://twitter.com/johnestevens/status/623867799908302849 While the BBC are declining to comment at this time on whether Laura, who is currently Newsnight's chief correspondent, is the new political editor, others have been quick to offer their congratulations: https://twitter.com/alstewitn/status/623864313917362176 https://twitter.com/alexhuds/status/623872971321536512 https://twitter.