Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Yes, Minister! Sir Humphrey Appleby writes to Theresa May over Investigatory Powers Bill

Theresa May's Investigatory Powers Bill is proving to be one of the most unpopular pieces of proposed legislation in this Parliament. While the Home Secretary has described the bill -- which is currently in the committee stage -- as ‘world leading’, a new campaign against it claims that all it will do is inspire dictators. But Mr S has word that a big name in politics has now offered his support for the Home Secretary's bill.

Watch: Andrew Tyrie takes ‘Lord Elliott of loserville’ to task for mucking Parliament around

As the Treasury Committee looks into the economic costs of the UK's EU membership, several leading Brexit figures have been summoned to speak before the panel. However, Vote Leave's Matthew Elliott's continual absence has cast a shadow on proceedings. The Vote Leave chief executive has turned down an invitation to speak before the committee not one, not two, but three times. His absence has repeatedly been mentioned during the EU sessions, with Andrew Tyrie, the committee chair at one point repeating Arron Banks's description of Elliott as 'Lord Elliott of loserville'. As a result of these difficulties Tyrie had to summon Elliott to attend yesterday's session under parliamentary order.

Dr Éoin Clarke’s Shadow Cabinet reshuffle fails to materialise

Of all of Labour's dubious cheerleaders, none is more prolific on Twitter than Dr Éoin Clarke. The clip art-loving activist -- who has a PhD in Irish feminism -- managed to spend the majority of the general election campaign, and subsequent Labour leadership election, creating photoshops. While both Ed Miliband and Andy Burnham's team were at first amused by the doodles, Burnham later took steps to distance himself  -- clarifying that the photoshops were not 'official campaign material'. Now it appears that Clarke is out in the cold when it comes to the Labour party.

Labour party relations hit a new low

After Labour's local election results proved to be less catastrophic than many pundits predicted, John McDonnell told party naysayers it was time to 'put up or shut up'. The comments went on to anger disgruntled Blairites in Labour who argue the party ought to strive for greater success. Speaking on the Sunday Politics, Caroline Flint appeared to reinforce this point as she said it wasn't enough for the shadow chancellor to say Labour was looking to 'hang on': 'We need to make a hell of a lot more progress. It's not enough. We have to show we are a party that is competitively challenging for government. We have to reach out beyond.' Alas the interview angered McDonnell who claims Flint misquoted him.

Jemima Khan distances herself from her brother’s mayoral bid: ‘sad that Zac’s campaign did not reflect who I know him to be’

Following Thursday's elections, Sadiq Khan is on course to be the new mayor of London, with his rival Zac Goldsmith trailing a distant second. With Goldsmith's campaign billed as 'racist' and 'divisive' by critics, the Tories will now need to work out who is at fault for his disastrous mayoral bid. However, while Goldsmith could do with all the friends he can get right now, even his own sister is unimpressed with his efforts. As Khan was crowned mayor, Jemima Khan took to Twitter to congratulate the Labour MP: https://twitter.com/Jemima_Khan/status/728650778555129856 She then went on to express her sadness that her brother's Tory campaign had failed to show him for who he is: https://twitter.

George Galloway’s battle bus lives on to fight another day

With George Galloway predicted to have won roughly one per cent of the vote in the London mayoral election, his dream of becoming Mayor is fading fast. So, barring a drastic recount, the next question to ask is: what will become of his battle bus? [caption id="attachment_9472502" align="alignright" width="520"] (Credit: Camilla Swift)[/caption] Barely a day has gone by in the campaign when Galloway has not been spotted in the bright blue bus touring the streets of London. Happily, Steerpike understands that Londoners can expect to see more of the Respect politician and his vehicle. Rather than return the vehicle, Mr S hears that Galloway now owns the bus and plans to paint it as he requires for his various projects.

Ukip candidate who blamed litter on eastern European migrants is elected to the Welsh Assembly

As Nigel Farage come to terms with his old foe Neil Hamilton's success in the Welsh elections, there is another new Welsh Ukip Assembly Member who could also prove problematic for party harmony. Earlier this year, Ukip candidate Gareth Bennett made the news after he blamed increased litter in Cardiff on eastern European migrants. He then appeared on Daily Politics where he admitted that he had no evidence to back up the claim: 'where would I have gleaned the evidence for? Where is this data kept?’. While Mr S understands that Ukip's high command were less than pleased with the interview, Bennett threatened to sue his own party for loss of earnings if they took any steps to deselect him as a result of the row.

Look away Corbyn! Charlotte Church trades Labour for Plaid Cymru in Welsh Assembly elections

Although Charlotte Church is seen to be a die-hard Corbynista -- previously speaking at rallies to support the Labour leader -- it appears that the prosecco-socialist is beginning to have second thoughts about Jeremy Corbyn's Labour. Rather than vote for Corbyn's beloved Labour in today's Welsh Assembly elections, Church has tweeted to say that she is backing Leanne Wood's Plaid Cymru. https://twitter.com/charlottechurch/status/728146109676150784 She has since defended her decision not to support Welsh Labour's Carwyn Jones, claiming that those who describe this as a defection don't understand Welsh politics. https://twitter.

Asian Awards founder hits out at Zac Goldsmith over car-crash Bollywood interview: ‘it felt like a slap in the face’

Oh dear. This week an awkward interview of Zac Goldsmith attending the Asian Awards has been doing the rounds on social media. In this, the Tory mayoral hopeful tells an interviewer at the event that he is a big Bollywood fan. Alas when pressed, he isn't able to name a single Bollywood film or actor. While Goldsmith has since been ridiculed for his insincere answer, Paul Sagoo -- the founder of the Asian Awards -- has just published a blog post on why the incident demonstrates that Goldsmith ought not to be mayor.

Exclusive: Trinity Mirror’s New Day to close on Friday

When the New Day was first launched in February, Trinity Mirror's chief executive Simon Fox made clear that the company would close the title if it failed to deliver results. However, Mr S is pretty sure that he didn't anticipate having to make such a decision quite so soon. Just over two months since its launch and with circulation now below 40,000, Steerpike understands that the New Day's final issue will be on Friday. Mr S's mole says that staff at the 'politically neutral' paper have been informed today that it will close and a formal announcement is expected to follow tomorrow.

Watch: Andrew Neil skewers Grant Shapps over Tory election overspending

As Labour's anti-Semitism storm continues to dominate PMQs, it's almost too easy to forget that the Tories are dealing with a big problem of their own. Today electoral watchdogs are meeting with police to ask for more time to decide whether to launch possible criminal investigations into Conservative campaign spending in the general election. Following a Channel 4 investigation by Michael Crick earlier this year, the party has admitted that it failed to declare £38,000 of general election expenses. While they blame this on an 'administrative error', Grant Shapps appeared on Daily Politics to be quizzed by Andrew Neil on the topic. As co-chairman of the party at the time of the election campaign, surely Shapps would have some invaluable insight to offer? Alas not.

Robert Peston calls for an end to ‘vicious and vindictive’ interviews

This Sunday marks the debut of Robert Peston's new ITV politics show. Peston on Sunday is set out to rival the BBC's politics shows -- such as the Andrew Marr Show, Daily Politics and Newsnight -- as the channel try to win back ground with its politics coverage. However, before Peston's former BBC colleagues break a sweat over their new rival's efforts, they can breathe a collective sigh of relief that the former BBC economics editor harbours no plans to mimic their greatest stars. In fact, if anything Peston plans to do his best to be nothing like them. In an interview with the Radio Times, the ITV political editor has launched a thinly-veiled attack on presenters who grill their interviewees on air.

Zac Goldsmith’s greatest hits

Tomorrow is D-day for the London mayoral hopefuls. After months of mud-slinging between Zac Goldsmith and Sadiq Khan's teams over the Labour candidate's links to extremists, Goldsmith's campaign has been branded 'racist' by certain Labour politicians. However despite these allegations, the Tory candidate has also been the provider of some of the biggest laughs of the campaign. Although it is rarely on purpose, Goldsmith's many awkward interviews and photo opps have offered much light relief as the campaign has progressed.

Have Hamas declared their support for Jeremy Corbyn?

It's less than 48 hours until the polls open for the local elections and following last week's anti-Semitism media-storm, Corbyn needs all the friends he can get if he hopes to keep voters onside. Alas, some friends are more helpful than others. As Labour try and show that they do not condone anti-Semitism, Corbyn has reportedly received a declaration of support from... Hamas. Yes, following Corbyn's decision to reject calls to denounce the Islamist group -- whose armed wing is banned as a terrorist organisation in the UK --  Breitbart Jerusalem report that Taher A-Nunu, a senior Hamas official, has said that Corbyn’s willingness to engage with the Gaza-based group as a 'painful hit that the Zionist enemy received'.

Listen: schools minister fails Sats test for 11-year-olds on World at One

Today thousands of children are taking part in a 'kids strike' so as to avoid taking their Sats. The strike action comes following concerns from parents that Sats are putting too much pressure on young children and making them overly-stressed and anxious. With Nick Gibb claiming it is wrong for parents to let their young children strike, the Schools Minister appeared on the World at One to defend the Government’s policy on primary school testing. However, the Conservative MP got more than he bargained for when Martha Kearney turned the tables on Gibb by asking him a Sats question: MK: Some parents have been tearing their hair out about all of these and we were just wondering whether you could help.

Gaffe-prone In campaign chief confuses Sweden for Switzerland

There have been moments in the EU referendum campaign when it has almost seemed as though Stuart Rose is working for the Out campaign. Despite being the chair of Britain Stronger in Europe, the retail supremo managed to forget the name of his own campaign group four times in an interview. He also scored an own goal when he claimed that wages were likely to go up in the event of Brexit. Now Rose appears to be at it again. The Financial Times reports that Rose made another gaffe just last week. Speaking at an event at BAFTA with former Tory health minister Virginia Bottomley, Rose did manage to remember the name of his own organisation. Alas, he experienced greater difficulty mastering which countries are EU members -- and which aren't.

Why does Nicholas ‘fatty’ Soames want to muzzle the press over gastric band surgery?

A few weeks ago, the Sunday Times had an amusing story by the estimable Tim Shipman about Nicholas Soames MP having lost weight - thanks (it was rumoured) to a new gastric band. All very jolly, but it seems to have sent Soames into a fury. He’s no fan of press freedom (he was one of the MPs who was urging Cameron to adopt state regulation) and complained to IPSO, the new regulator, about an invasion of his privacy. Weirdly, it upheld his complaint (in a ruling that repeated the very information he wanted repressed). Worse, the offending article appears to have been purged from the Sunday Times website. This is a worrying development, whose significance goes far beyond Soames' dieting tips.

President Xi slips up over House of Cards

During President Xi's visit to America last year, China's leader attempted to win over his American audience with a joke about House of Cards. Referring to the American show which sees Frank Underwood use dirty tricks to get to the top, he said his crackdown on corruption was not aimed at purging political rivals -- that this is no 'House of Cards'. Unfortunately he had no such gags prepared for his UK state visit in October. In fact, if anything his House of Cards knowledge -- or lack there of -- proved problematic.

Rhodes Must Fall activists blast crowdfunder set up to compensate waitress: ‘the white conservatives are rallying’

On Friday, Mr S reported that Oxford's Rhodes Must Fall co-founder Ntokozo Qwabe had revelled in making a 'white waitress' cry at a restaurant in Cape Town. The incident occurred after Qwabe's friend wrote a note to the waitress explaining they would only tip her when she 'returned the land'. Qwabe -- who studies law at Oxford -- has since refused to apologise, instead hitting out at the response by the 'hysterical white media'. Happily others are feeling more compassionate. After news of the incident broke, Sihle Ngobese sought out the waitress and gave her a tip in protest of Qwabe's behaviour: https://twitter.

Has no one told Zac Goldsmith how to hold a pint glass?

Yes, Labour is in the worst kind of turmoil - but don't expect Zac Goldsmith to be able to turn it to his advantage. His overall problem is rather neatly exemplified by the above picture: will Londoners vote for a bloke who can't even hold a pint glass, let alone drink its contents? Fair enough, Zac may not be a beer man - Gordon Brown only ever drank wine or champagne - but in which case why do a photocall in a pub? With Boris Johnson? Yet more proof that, while Zac hired Lynton Crosby's firm, the Wizard from Oz hasn't been nearly involved enough.