Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Vince Cable takes credit for Matt Hancock’s public school interview pledge

This week Matt Hancock has found himself in the firing line over his social mobility drive. Following Hancock's call for companies to ask job applicants if they attended private school at interview, the Provost of Eton College has threatened to resign from the Conservative Party. So, with Hancock -- who attended the King's School -- feeling the heat, Mr S doubts the latest figure to wade into the row with help soothe Tory tensions. Speaking at the Hay Festival, Vince Cable -- the former Business Secretary -- revealed that Hancock had actually personally sent him the report along with a personal letter just a few weeks ago.

Caitlin Moran promises to run for Parliament if Boris Johnson becomes Prime Minister

Although George Osborne is currently lagging behind Boris Johnson in favourability polls, he can take heart that an intervention by an unlikely figure could hamper his rival's leadership appeal in certain Tory circles. Caitlin Moran -- the Times columnist who led a 24-hour boycott of Twitter in 2013 -- has pledged to run for Parliament if BoJo ever becomes Prime Minister. Yes, Moran, who was one of Russell Brand’s loudest cheerleaders -- describing his turn on Question Time as ‘brilliant’ -- during the comedian's 'revolution', has her sights set on the Commons if Boris is successful in his leadership bid.

The Guardian fails to practise what it preaches in the EU debate

Oh dear. Over the weekend, the Guardian ran an editorial on the EU referendum entitled 'this campaign must show more respect for both facts and voters'. In the article -- published on Saturday -- the paper criticised the Vote Leave campaign for 'recklessness'. They called on the Brexit camp to put an end to 'deceptions' such as the claim that we send the EU £350m a week: 'It is now more than a fortnight since Boris Johnson and Nigel Farage began chugging around Britain in search of photo opportunities in their Vote Leave campaign battle bus. From day one in Truro, the bright red double-decker, which was built in Poland by a German company, has been festooned with a slogan which, to put it politely, may deceive those who see it.

Ntokozo Qwabe has his final say on #TipGate: ‘there is, in reality, no freedom of speech in a black body’

Last month Ntokozo Qwabe made the news after he wrote of his happiness at making a waitress shed 'white tears' when his friend refused to tip until she 'returned the land'. Since then, a crowdfunder was set up to raise money to compensate the waitress for the incident, while Qwabe -- who is a key figure in Oxford's Rhodes Must Fall movement -- has made several comments that suggest he feels little remorse over the debacle. Now back in Oxford, the postgraduate student has offered his 'final say' on the incident after being greeted with a host of death threats on return.

Angela Merkel and David Cameron fail to work out who’s in the driving seat

At times in David Cameron's EU renegotiations, it's seemed as though the Prime Minister struggled to be in the driver's seat. Now evidence has come to light that confirms Cameron's power struggle with one of Europe's main leaders. Speaking at the Hay Festival, Neil MacGregor -- the former director of the British Museum -- let slip the difficulties he encountered when Angela Merkel and Cameron arranged a visit to see an exhibition he on German history from the past 600 years. Of all the objects in the exhibition, MacGregor thought the VW Beetle would make a great prop for a photo opp for the two leaders. Alas, it wasn't to be. While Merkel and Cameron's teams were both keen on the idea, they couldn't agree who would sit in the driving seat. As a result, the photo was never taken.

Mervyn King hits out at ‘wildly exaggerated claims’ in referendum ‘debate’ – ‘the government has to take some responsibility’

Although Mark Carney has warned that a Brexit is the 'biggest domestic risk to financial stability', his predecessor Mervyn King takes a somewhat different approach when it comes to the impending EU referendum. The former Bank of England governor used an appearance today at the Hay Festival to hit out at the 'wildly exagerated claims' made in the run-up to the vote. 'I wondered who would be the first to lower the tone,' King joshed when asked whether he thought Britain should stay or go.

Watch: Ed Miliband mistaken for his brother David twice on Question Time

Poor Ed Miliband. Since his defeat in the General Election, the former Labour leader has seen his influence fade -- dropping to number 40 in this year's Doncaster Power list. Now it seems some are struggling to even remember his name. On last night's Question Time, Red Ed was mistaken for his brother David Miliband twice by his fellow panel member Dreda Say Mitchell. The Brexit-backing novelist mistook him for Labour's prince across the water while discussing the EU: DM: Are we saying David, as a country we are the fifth largest economy EM: It’s Ed, actually DM: Sorry, Ed Alas Mitchell failed to learn her lesson and went on to refer to him as David for a second time later on. Miliband then suggested Mitchell simply refer to him as 'you there' in future.

Food advice from the Guardian: don’t eat octopus… they have more genes than you

Last year the Guardian's food police deemed HP sauce to be the condiment of ‘the establishment’, barbecues to be borderline racist and roast dinners to be tinged with ‘received memories of oppression and an enslaved work force'. Now they have a new enemy in their sights -- octopus. Yes, a writer by the name of Elle Hunt makes the argument that humans shouldn't eat octopus because... they have more genes than you do: 'They may be delicious and sure, there are lots of them, but next time you’re chomping down on your barbecued octopus, just remember they were the first intelligent beings on Earth and have more genes than you do.

Trump vs Hillary? It’s a really tough choice, says Steve Hilton

With Steve Hilton in town to promote his book More Human, David Cameron's former director of strategy is proving to be a thorn in the Prime Minister's side. As well as coming out for Brexit, Hilton has claimed that Cameron is really a Brexiteer in denial. Now he has moved on to the topic of Donald Trump. While Cameron has described Trump as 'divisive, stupid and wrong', Hilton has praised him during a Mumsnet Q&A. When asked who he supports in the US election, Hilton said he would find it difficult to pick between Trump and Hillary Clinton: 'Now we are left Trump vs Hillary, it's a really tough choice.

Dr Éoin Clarke’s ‘massive’ Tory spending revelations fail to go nuclear

If only Dr Éoin Clarke could learn from his mistakes. Earlier this month Clarke was left red-faced after his prediction of a shadow cabinet reshuffle failed to materialise. Not to be put off, the clip art-loving Labour activist — who has a PhD in Irish feminism — has been promising a 'nuclear' revelation regarding the Tory expenses row for some days now. After Michael Crick's Channel 4 investigation led to the party admitting that it failed to declare £38,000 of general election expenses, Clarke told his followers that 'massive revelations' were on their way. Tweeting his followers on Sunday, Clarke said that a Tory election fraud story would 'break very soon' and cause the scandal to go 'nuclear'.

David Cameron’s new enterprise tsar proves to be a problematic hire

Oh dear. Today at PMQs, George Osborne could not resist boasting about the government's new enterprise tsar, Sir Alan Sugar. When asked whether he could confirm reports that The Apprentice star would be assisting the government, the Chancellor replied that this was the case -- after Sugar had recently told Labour they were 'fired'. However, for all their glee at the celebrity appointment, Mr S suspects Cabinet members should refrain from getting too excited. When Andrew Neil asked Matthew Hancock on the Daily Politics why he thought Sugar was such an expert on business, the minister seemed lost for words: AN: I just wonder why you politicians are so obsessed with him. What's been his greatest business achievement? MH: Well, he's started a long time ago...

Watch: Angela Eagle teases Osborne for banishing Brexiteers from the frontbench

With David Cameron away, it fell on George Osborne to field questions from Labour's Angela Eagle today for PMQs. While Osborne had plenty of gags up his sleeve, it was Eagle who managed to provide her party with the biggest laugh of the session. Needling the Chancellor over the EU division in his party, Eagle pointed to the fact there was only one Brexiter present on the Conservative front bench: 'Instead of providing the leadership the country needs, they're fighting a bitter proxy war over the leadership of their own party. I notice that no Out-er... all the Brexiteers have been banished from the bench.' After much heckling, it became apparent that one such Brexiteer had managed to get on the bench. Michael Gove smiled sheepishly as he perched at the end of the bench.

Introducing Jeremy Corbyn’s new spokesman: the ex-Labour aide who called the Queen a ‘scrounger’

Although Jeremy Corbyn managed to survive the Queen's Speech relatively unscathed last week, his republican beliefs are likely to be called into question once again thanks to a new appointment to his press team. Steerpike understands that Matt Zarb-Cousin has been chosen as the winning candidate to fill the 'leader’s office media spokesperson' vacancy first advertised last month. Cousin -- who currently works as a consultant for the Campaign for Fairer Gambling -- is an interesting choice given that he is already a familiar name in Labour circles thanks to an incident that occurred when he worked as a staffer for Andy Slaughter.

George Osborne ‘uncorks the Gauke’ once again

At last month's Westminster Correspondents' dinner, George Osborne made light of his behaviour during his budget U-turn. Joshing about his decision to send his Financial Secretary David Gauke to field questions from angry MPs: ‘A big speech in parliament, the pressure is on, you lot are baying for blood. My answer? Uncork the Gauke.’ So, it ought to come as little surprise to Osborne that MPs were weary to his ways when he appeared to use the same old strategy to avoid awkward questions on Monday about the latest Treasury EU report. With Osborne absent from proceedings, it fell on Gauke to answer the question -- much to John Bercow's amusement: 'In fairness to the honourable gentleman he is at least here.

Where have the In campaign been hiding Stuart Rose?

This week Eddie Izzard has embarked on a a 31-city tour to try and persuade young people to vote in the EU referendum. While this is just one of the genius strategies put forward by Britain Stronger in Europe as they notch up their campaign efforts, Mr S can't help but notice that one of their most authoritative figures is nowhere to be seen of late. Step forward Stuart Rose. When the campaign group launched last year, its chairman was heralded as the man who could show that Remain-ers are practical people with good judgment rather than die-hard Europhiles. Yet, in recent months the retail supremo has cut down his media appearances significantly.

Watch: John Bercow takes Bernard Jenkin to task in the Commons

Although Bernard Jenkin tabled an urgent question today, the Conservative politician didn't seem to feel any sense of urgency when it came to arriving in time to read it. As John Bercow called Jenkin's name, the Eurosceptic MP was nowhere to be seen -- leading MPs to joke that he was busy in Brussels. 'I find it very hard to believe that the honourable gentleman is in Brussels,' Bercow replied. When he did eventually arrive, Bercow launched into a lengthly tirade about Jenkin's timekeeping skills: 'It's a considerable discourtesy when I grant the honourable gentleman's urgent question application when he's not here at once, he should be in the Chamber, This must not happen again.

David Cameron’s former adviser Steve Hilton backs Brexit

Although David Cameron is keen to suggest of late that the dubious bunch backing Brexit includes Vladimir Putin and Isis, he may have more trouble brushing aside the latest figure to support Leave. The Prime Ministers former director of strategy Steve Hilton has penned an article for the Daily Mail in which he reveals why Britain 'must' quit the EU. Hilton -- who is one of Cameron's closest friends -- says the UK is ‘literally ungovernable’ as a democracy while it remains in the EU: ‘I believe it is [about] taking back power from arrogant, unaccountable, hubristic elites and putting it where it belongs – in people’s hands.’ Hilton also takes aim at the results of Cameron's renegotiation.

Labour’s attempt to get on first-name terms with voters backfires

Oh dear. Spare a thought for whichever bright spark at Labour HQ is responsible for today's email on the EU referendum. The message -- which has been sent out to party supporters -- asks voters to help Labour campaign to remain in the EU. To do this, they are keen to take the personal approach -- inviting readers to share the reasons they will be voting In. The email also urges recipients to donate money. Alas, a technical glitch means that the email has struck the wrong chord with would-be supporters. Instead of individually addressing each email to the recipient by name, all the emails begin with 'Dear Firstname': A second email has since been sent out presumably with the aim of correcting the technical blunder. Alas, this email also begins 'Dear Fristname'.

Watch: Paul Mason puts number of immigrants in Toxteth down to the slave trade

Yesterday Pat Glass came under fire after she described a voter -- who expressed concerns about a 'scrounging' Polish family -- as a 'horrible racist'. With the Labour MP since criticised for refusing to listen to voter concerns about immigration, the topic was at least up for discussion on last night's Question Time. As David Dimbleby chaired a panel -- which included Amber Rudd, Ukip's Paul Nuttall and Paul Mason -- in Walsall, an audience member raised concerns that immigration in the UK disproportionately effects places like Walsall and Toxteth rather than Islington and Morningside.

Revealed: how Corbyn’s comrade promised to ‘turf out’ white members from Momentum Black ConneXions

In March this year, Momentum's Marlene Ellis found herself in the news accused of describing Chuka Umunna as not 'politically black'. The activist -- who has appeared alongside Jeremy Corbyn, John McDonnell and Diane Abbott -- denied the claims, explaining that while she was not referring to Umunna specifically, she thought it was time MPs -- black and white -- had more of a 'politically black perspective': 'We don’t think that politicians, black and white, have enough of a politically black perspective and would like to see more MPs, black and white, putting anti-racism and black liberation more at the heart of their politics.