Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Battle of the Thames! Nigel Farage and Bob Geldof take their EU differences to the river

Forget the big EU debates, the most important face-off ahead of polling day is playing out on the Thames right now. Nigel Farage has taken to the water today as part of a Brexit flotilla, organised by the Fishing for Leave campaign. The stunt sees Scottish skippers boarding Brexit boats as they make the case for Out. https://twitter.com/kayaburgess/status/743012072976470016 However, not wanting to be outdone, the Remain camp are fighting back with their own attempt at some gentle naval warfare. Bob Geldof is leading the charge today -- sharing an In boat with Rachel Johnson. He has attempted to win over voters by playing Chicago's 'If you leave me now' at full volume from the vessel. Alas Mr S understands that not everyone is so impressed by Geldof's efforts.

Hapless Remain chief makes a comeback… to attend fashion bash

With the Remain camp now seen to be lagging behind Leave both in terms of momentum and polling, it's a case of all hands on deck with the In crowd. However, as Mr S has previously noted, Britain Stronger in Europe's chairman Stuart Rose has been nowhere to be seen of late. After a number of embarrassing slips -- from claiming wages would rise if Britain leaves the EU to forgetting the name of his own group -- Rose has retreated from the limelight. However as polling day nears, Remain-ers can take heart that he has made a return to the spotlight. Only rather than getting out on the campaign trail, Rose instead decided to go to a fashion party at Mark's Club for London Collections.

Owen Jones fails to practise what he preaches on LGBT voices

In the aftermath of the Orlando shootings, Owen Jones appeared on the Sky News paper review on Sunday night to share his thoughts on the terrorist attack which left 49 dead. However, he ended up walking off set live on-air after growing frustrated over the broadcaster’s refusal to describe the shooting as an attack on LGBT people. Since then, Jones has penned a piece for the Guardian calling for the media focus to be on homophobia as the LGBT community try to deal with this attempt at the 'erasure' of their people. However, it turns out that Jones isn't so fussed about the silencing of certain members of the LGBT community.

Listen: Priti Patel’s robotic turn on Today – ‘let me be clear!’

Oh dear. Although Leave are currently speeding ahead of Remain in the polls, now is not the time for the Out campaign to rest on their laurels. Alas Priti Patel's performance on the Today show this morning is unlikely to do them any favours. The work and pensions minister was taken to task by Mishal Husain on the BBC  programme over Vote Leave's spending promises. When Husain put to Patel that the Out campaign were making spending promises they lacked the authority to see through, a defensive Patel responded by putting in a robotic performance.

Project Fear turn it up to 11: Brexit could spell the end of western civilisation, says Donald Tusk

It's happened. After weeks of Project Fear warnings from the Remain camp -- from WW3 to house prices actually falling --  Donald Tusk has offered the most apocalyptic warning yet. A clear frontrunner for Mr S's 'Project Fear' award, the president of the European Council has claimed today that Brexit could spell the end of... western civilisation. Yes, Tusk says that a vote for Leave could lead to the end of 'western political civilisation in its entirety': 'Why is it so dangerous? Because no one can foresee what the long-term consequences would be. As a historian I fear that Brexit could be the beginning of the destruction of not only the EU but also of western political civilisation in its entirety.

John McDonnell to reunite with ‘loony left’ comrades for rate-cap rebellion anniversary

Although John McDonnell is tipped to be Jeremy Corbyn's likely successor, Mr S doubts his appearance at an an event next month will do much to help his leadership chances. The shadow chancellor is scheduled to appear at a talk entitled 'Local Government in Revolt' alongside Ted Knight and Hazel Smith. This event will see McDonnell reunited with his old comrades -- and 'key participants' -- from the Lambeth and Greater London Council rate-cap rebellion of the eighties. At the time, McDonnell was the GLC’s finance committee chairman. He was one of several figures who retaliated to the Thatcher government imposing caps on town hall spending by rallying supporters to oppose the caps and carry on spending regardless.

The Guardian declares war on street parties: ‘a front for a middle-class nationalism that celebrates austerity’

Barely a week goes by without the Guardian declaring war on a seemingly harmless food type. According to the paper tea-drinkers possess 'the worst possible English trait, up there with colonialism', HP sauce is the condiment of the establishment and barbecues are simply borderline-racist. Now they have a new enemy in their sights: street parties. Although tens of thousands happily gathered at the Mall today for a street party to mark the Queen’s official 90th birthday, according to the paper this is simply not a case of 'harmless' fun.

I’m no bottle blond: Boris denies dying his hair

There has been speculation for a while that Boris's fabled mop may have had a touch of the Marilyn Monroe to it. Last year, celebrity hairdresser Heinz Schumi claimed it was a 'forgery'. ‘I’m telling you, it’s bleached,’ he told the Daily Mail. ‘I went to see him give a speech, and when the spotlights shone on his hair, it was kind of orangey — it doesn’t go light enough. Also, when hair is bleached, the follicles are broken so you manipulate it how you like — this is what Rod Stewart did, so I am absolutely certain he bleaches it.’ Yet no confirmation had ever come from Boris as to whether this was true. Indeed his own father told the Mail that it was '100 per cent nonsense'.

John McDonnell’s advisor calls for ‘Royal Aid’ to fund the Queen

Weary that his republican views could put-off some Labour voters, Jeremy Corbyn has been keen to make clear that he won't fight to scrap the monarchy -- 'it's not the fight I'm interested in' -- if elected Prime Minister. So, what of his rumoured successor John McDonnell and his team? Just in time for the Queen's birthday celebrations, Steerpike has been passed an article that the shadow Chancellor's media advisor penned back in 2011.

Friday caption contest: Boris attack!

Just in case last night's Boris-bashing in the ITV debate wasn't enough, Labour have decided to take another jab at the leading Brexiteer today at its 'Tory Brexit Budget' press conference. The room was filled with Remain activists wearing BoJo masks. A number then made their way to the Red Lion in Westminster where they posed with pints and St George flags. Steerpike suspects that the stunt will backfire -- given that Euro 2016 means the nation are about to go to their local watering hole and do exactly this. Still, Mr S welcomes your caption suggestions for the latest Boris attack. The winner will be revealed on Monday.

Beast of Bolsover backs Brexit

At this late stage in the EU referendum campaign, the majority of MPs have declared their voting intentions -- with some even finding time to do so twice. However, one crucial voice has been missing in the debate until now. Step forward Dennis Skinner. The veteran Labour MP has let his thoughts on the referendum down with a splash in Friday's Morning Star. Skinner tells the socialist paper that he is an outer: Skinner says it's concerns about the future of the NHS, along with the need to clampdown on capitalism that has caused him to back Leave: 'In the old days they could argue you might get a socialist government in Germany, but there’s not been one for donkeys’ years. At one time there was Italy, the Benelux countries, France and Germany, Portugal, Spain and us.

Jeremy Corbyn finds time for… Joey Essex

As polling day draws closer there have been cross-party concerns that the Leader of the Opposition is yet to get properly behind the Remain campaign. While this has been put down to his Eurosceptic tendencies, his colleagues can at least take heart that he has found time for... Joey Essex. Yes, the Labour leader will appear alongside the reality star in Essex's upcoming referendum programme for ITV. To tantalise viewers, produced a clip of Essex and Corbyn warping their faces with an app: In an upcoming documentary from Joey Essex on the EU referendum, Corbyn meets with the reality star: https://twitter.com/educatejoey/status/740886860562567168 Don't expect to see Cameron face-swapping with Essex anytime soon.

Conservative party tensions hit a new low over Brexit

The news that Sarah Wollaston has switched from being a Brexiteer to a Remain-er has gone down like a cup of cold sick with the Out camp. Although the Conservative MP says she defected because the claim that Brexit would free up £350m per week for the NHS 'simply isn't true', conspiracy theories have since emerged. What's more, these attacks are coming from MPs in her own party. Fellow Tory MP Karl McCartney has taken to Twitter to cast doubt on Wollaston's claim, suggesting she is instead after publicity: Meanwhile Stuart Jackson, the Conservative MP for Peterborough, has filled his time retweeting Ukip supporters' conspiracy theories: Cameron's job unifying his party after the referendum looks more difficult by the day.

Coffee Shots: David Cameron finds time to chillax away from the EU debate

Has the reason behind David Cameron's relaxed appearance in last night's ITV debate been uncovered? Mr S only asks after one snap happy parliamentarian sent a photo to the EyeSpyMP Twitter account of the Prime Minister chillaxing on the Commons terrace with a pint on Tuesday night: https://twitter.com/eyespymp/status/740563695663734786 While the SNP lot were also out making the most of Parliament's many taxpayer-subsidised watering holes last night, they did at least manage to avoid a run-in with Cameron. Mr S understands Mhairi Black spent the evening in Sports and Social alongside the likes of Natalie McGarry. With all this drinking going on, one could be forgiven for forgetting the referendum was just two weeks away.

Ruby Wax’s awkward interview with Donald Trump: ‘I started laughing so he landed the plane’

Now that the next President of the United States is set to be either Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump, many voters are trying to work out which candidate is the 'least worst option'. Now Ruby Wax has put forward her two cents' worth. Giving a talk on her book A Mindfulness Guide For The Frazzled, Wax recalled her own first hand experience of Trump when she was sent to interview him fifteen years ago: 'We should be in final flight mode. We should be going on all fours and getting out the claws because Donald Trump.

Ukip’s David Coburn cries BBC bias… over ITV debate

Nowadays it's difficult for the BBC to air anything without facing some accusation of bias. As well as the well documented strand of right-wing bias and EU bias, there's now anti-Corbyn bias -- with the BBC's Nick Robinson even accusing his employer of the latter. Last night things got so bad in the EU debate with David Cameron and Nigel Farage that the Beeb were accused of pro-EU bias once more. Ukip's David Coburn took to Twitter to vent that the 'BBC Knew the questions in advance' and 'chose which audience members speak' so Remain had an easier ride. Alas, the Scottish MEP concludes that 'Cameron still lost despite Aunties best efforts': https://twitter.com/DavidCoburnUKip/status/740309016534863872 Only there's a catch... last night's debate was on ITV, not the BBC.

Ken Livingstone makes a comeback

After Ken Livingstone claimed that Hitler supported Zionism, he found himself suspended from the Labour and his media presence dwindle -- as he was let go from his weekly LBC show. Happily, the former Mayor of London has found a publication that still wants him. Step forward the Morning Star. Yes, the socialist paper has decided that Livingstone -- who recently said ‘a real anti-Semite doesn’t just hate the Jews in Israel’ -- has all the makings of a star columnist.

Edwina Currie gives John Major reason to blush

Yesterday John Major made a return to frontline politics as he waded into the EU debate on the Andrew Marr show. Major ensured that he attracted viewers' attention as he launched a fierce attack on 'court jester' Boris Johnson. Now he is attracting attention once again today but -- this time -- Mr S suspects that the former Prime Minister will not appreciate the reason he is suddenly en vogue. After Major put forward the case for Remain on Sunday, his former mistress Edwina Currie has been doing her bit today. The former Conservative MP -- took to Twitter to share her view that remaining in the EU would allow the fish industry to prosper. https://twitter.com/Edwina_Currie/status/739792838569918464 Alas not everyone was so impressed with her view.

GMB union boss’s sexist Brexit attack

Oh dear. With Remain lagging behind Leave in today's EU referendum polls, the In camp need to turn things around fast. Alas this memo has failed to reach Tim Roache, the GMB leader. Speaking at the union's annual congress, Roache attempted to put forward the liberal case for Remain. However, while he did praise workers' rights in the EU, it's his comment relating to Priti Patel that will be remembered. Discussing the Brexiteer, he said that Patel's name contained a contradiction: 'Priti Patel, surely a contradiction in her name.' While his sexist comment deserves no place in the debate, Mr S suspects that Roach's own surname now seems rather fitting. Update: Roache now claims that his comments were simply taken out of context... https://twitter.

Exclusive: Corbyn’s Momentum comrade suspended from Labour over blog on Ken Livingstone’s ‘unjustified suspension’

After the recent local elections, John McDonnell put Labour's 'better-than-expected' results in part down to the efforts of Momentum activists. Alas, it seems that not everyone involved with the hard-left campaign group is so in chime with the party when it comes to Labour values. Mr S understands that Momentum's Marlene Ellis has been suspended by the party over an open letter to Corbyn from the Momentum Black ConneXions group. Ellis -- who previously made the news after she was accused of labelling Chuka Umunna as not 'politically black' -- co-signed the blog post which calls on Corbyn to reverse the 'unjustified suspension of Ken Livingstone' after the former mayor was suspended over his Hitler comments.