Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

David Davis de-dramatises his Brexit rhetoric

David Davis has caused a stir this afternoon after he sent a letter to Tory MPs claiming the Conservatives 'will lose the next election' if Theresa May continues with Chequers. The former Brexit Secretary claims the consequences will be 'dire'. Although Mr S suspects this is not what No 10 would have had in mind for the first day back after the recess, Downing Street can take heart that Davis's rhetoric appears to have actually softened slightly. Back in June, Davis warned the Brexit inner Cabinet that if Britain is under the backstop at the time of the next election not only would the Tories suffer defeat – it would be a landslide 1997-style defeat. Next thing you know, Theresa May's Brexit plans will mean a hung Parliament...

The DUP trolls ‘Michelle Barnier’

When the DUP reached a confidence and supply agreement with Theresa May in 2017 - and managed to extract a £1b bung from the government - commentators noted that after years fighting their corner during the Troubles, the party had a formidable amount of experience when it came to negotiation. Now, as Arlene Foster goes to Brussels for three intense meetings with Brexit negotiator Michel Barnier, could their strategies be coming into play? Mr S notes that in a press release last night which announced the visit, the DUP mis-spelt the EU Chief Negotiator’s name, billing him as the rather more feminine ‘Michelle Barnier’. https://twitter.

Watch: Juncker mocks May

Just last week Donald Tusk took to social media to claim that the EU's offer to the UK a 'Canada+++' deal was a mark of respect. Only the EU council leader failed to find space in his tweet to make clear that this offer only applied to Great Britain – not Northern Ireland. Now it's Jean-Claude Juncker's turn to show how he pays the UK respect. In a speech to the Committee of the Regions, the European Commission president appeared to do his best impression of Theresa May's Dancing Queen turn at conference: https://twitter.com/JamesCrisp6/status/1049283494004903936 Stay classy Brussels.

Jeremy Wright’s football fail

Is Jeremy Wright the new David Cameron? By that, Mr S does not mean to suggest that Wright is the man to go on to win a majority for the Tories at the next general election. Instead, Steerpike's concern relates to football. During Cameron's time in No 10, there was a running joke that despite his claims to the contrary, Dave wasn't much of a football fan. Despite claiming he was an Aston Villa fan, Cameron later said he supported West Ham United. The new Culture Secretary is showing signs of suffering from a similar condition. In an interview with Sophy Ridge this morning, Wright said that he was particularly enjoying the sports element of his new brief. He went on to say that Liverpool was his football team.

Labour accidentally withdraw wreath-gate compaint

When it emerged over the summer that Jeremy Corbyn had attended a ceremony which commemorated the deaths of several terrorists linked to the 1972 Munich massacre, Labour were very annoyed at how newspapers covered the event. The media has seriously misrepresented what went on, they complained, while they dithered over whether Jeremy (pictured) had ever held a wreath. In an unusual step, the party showed how seriously they took the allegations by complaining to the press regulator, Ipso, about the coverage. But it appears that, despite their protests (and despite promising at Labour conference to hold the media to account) the issue has since slipped off their agenda. The Guardian reports today that the hapless officials missed the deadline to respond to Ipso about the complaint.

Ken Loach’s McDonalds hypocrisy

Anyone lusting after a McChicken sandwich will be left disappointed today, as McDonald's employees go on strike to protest against low pay. As they man the McBarricades, they will be heartened to see veteran filmmaker and Corbyn devotee Ken Loach’s film team, Sixteen Films, come out strongly in favour of the strike. They urged Loach’s followers on social media to watch a video about the protest and retweeted several messages of solidarity and support. Mr S wonders though if they know about their own boss’s chequered past when it comes to McDonald's. After all, the director has been happy to take money from the fast food giant when it suits.

Watch: Theresa May’s Leader of the Commons isn’t sure she’ll last the week

After a successful and well-received conference speech, you would think the Prime Minister would at least get a week or two to bask in her cabinet’s support. Alas, not so. Andrea Leadsom, the PM’s Leader of the Commons was on Peston last night, and had a damning lack of confidence in her boss. Asked by Peston ‘Would you back her leading the party into the next election?’ Leadsom responded: ‘I just think politics is a short term game, a week changes a lot, I think she’s had a fantastic day today.’ https://twitter.com/itvpeston/status/1047567847684108288 With friends like these, who needs enemies?

Are the Tories embarrassed by Jeremy Hunt’s speech?

Every family across the UK knows the familiar dread of hosting a party, attended by an infamous uncle who can always be relied on to say something outrageous and offend unfamiliar guests. When it comes to Theresa May’s cabinet, there could be a few contenders for the title of ‘embarrassing uncle,’ but this week, it appears to be the Prime Minister’s Foreign Secretary, Jeremy Hunt. Mr S couldn't help but note that while the Conservatives have posted transcripts of every minister of state’s conference speech on their press website (with the notable exception of the dull Greg Clark), Jeremy Hunt’s speech is conspicuously absent. Why the cold shoulder for Hunt?

Watch: Geoffrey ‘Mufasa’ Cox brings the house down

Choosing a warm-up act to introduce a big speech is a delicate balancing act. Pick someone too woeful and the crowd is deflated before you’ve even begun. But pick someone too impressive, and your own efforts begin to pale in comparison. Theresa May came perilously close to the latter this afternoon, when she asked her Attorney General Geoffrey Cox QC to introduce her conference speech. Conservative members, the cabinet and watching hacks were left agape as Cox’s booming baritone voice echoed across the hall in a robust defence of Britain’s decision to leave the European Union. Cox was quickly dubbed ‘Mufasa’ and ‘Gandalf’ by those watching. Mr S thinks the video speaks for itself though: https://www.youtube.com/watch?

Watch: Matt Hancock admits to not understanding May’s Brexit strategy

In a successful conference speech, Theresa May finally laid out to members and the public the direction she wanted to take the country. But did she make the most difficult part of premiership, her Brexit plan, any clearer? Judging by how well her cabinet understands her Chequers strategy, Mr Steerpike doesn’t think so. After her speech concluded, Stewart Jackson, former chief of staff to David Davis, nobly attempted to define what May's next steps were in the Brexit negotiations. After he concluded his explanation, presenter Jo Coburn asked Health Secretary Matt Hancock if 'Stewart assessed that correctly?’ Hancock responded: He gives every impression of knowing more than I do, so I don’t know. I think that’s his supposition.

Watch: Theresa May dances on to the stage at Tory conference

Theresa May has made quite an entrance ahead of her big speech at Tory party conference. The Prime Minister danced on to the stage to the tune of Dancing Queen: https://twitter.com/itvnews/status/1047440571025879040?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw Mr S. wonders whether the PM will still be in the mood for dancing by the end of her speech...

Tory MP drops a bombshell ahead of Theresa May’s big speech

Poor old Theresa May. The Prime Minister hasn't even got on stage to deliver her speech at Tory party conference and already things are not going quite to plan. Tory MP James Duddridge has announced this morning that he thinks it is time for Theresa May to step down – and that Boris's speech was a turning point in his decision. He said that he had sent his letter to the 1922 committee urging the PM to go: 'I felt the time has come for her to go. I don't think she has performed well, I don't think she is leading us into a strong Brexit and increasing number of colleagues are of that same view' Oh dear...

What did Tory members make of Boris Johnson’s speech?

Boris Johnson’s speech attracted the largest crowd of any conference fringe event. But does Boris have the backing of party members? Mr Steerpike spoke to some activists to see what they made of the speech: Phoebe McCullough, 21, from Twickenham, a student at Sterling university, had this to say: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGmUZHsbnV0 John Bennet, 23, from Sterling, said he thought Boris's speech was the highlight of Tory party conference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmVY7BifwgM Adrian Hutson, from Belfast, said he thought Boris had fluffed some of his lines: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmp4sxFxOG8 But while many were supportive of Boris, not everyone was convinced by his calls to unite behind the Prime Minister.

Anna Soubry turns on young Tories

The Tory tradition of blue-on-blue attacks at the party's conference continues. Today, it's the turn of Anna Soubry to mock young Tory activists. When Telegraph journalist Christopher Hope said that the pictures of empty seats in the main conference hall didn't tell the full story of what is happening in Birmingham and that many fringe meetings were buzzing with young activists, Soubry replied with the following: Mr S isn't sure that's quite the right way to encourage the next generation...

Jo Jo’s no show at Boris’s conference speech

Boris Johnson’s fringe speech certainly went down well with members today, when a packed auditorium erupted in cheers as he rallied against the Chequers deal. But it looks like one person was less keen on Boris's attempt to pitch his leadership. As the Sun’s Harry Cole pointed out, Boris’s brother Jo Johnson did not attend his older brother's conference speech, despite being on the VIP guest list and having a seat reserved from him on the front row. Mr S didn't see Boris's sister Rachel there either, who was also on the guest list. https://twitter.com/paulwaugh/status/1047082792998322176 As a minister in the transport department, it would have been a little awkward for Jo to attend a broadside against his boss, the Prime Minister.

Watch: Sajid Javid’s speech gaffe

Poor old Sajid Javid. While a huge queue of Tory activists were waiting to hear from Boris Johnson, there were empty seats in the main hall as the Home Secretary gave his speech. Things went from bad to worse for Sajid when he tripped over his words: 'We will fight hope... hate... fight against hate, with hope' https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1047086334555377664?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw Oh dear...

Boris fever hits Tory party conference

Boris Johnson has arrived at Tory party conference and excitement among activists is building ahead of his big speech at 1pm. Already a queue of party members is snaking through the conference centre – nearly three hours before Boris is due to take to the stage. Here's Mr Steerpike's video of those waiting in line to hear Boris speak: And here's the moment Boris arrived... Mr S suspects the queue for the main conference hall won't be quite so long. Meanwhile, for the lucky few that have made it inside, excitement is building...

Scottish Tories launch ‘Operation Stop Boris’

As Boris Johnson and the accompanying media circus descend on conference today, pundits have been asking - is he the Heineken statesman of old, or more of a Marmite politician? Judging by his popularity among his Scottish colleagues in parliament, Mr S can confidently say he’s not an Irn Bru political figure. The deep loathing Scottish Tory MPs have for Johnson was bared for all to see this morning, when the Daily Record revealed that they have hatched a plan to stop him from seizing power. The name of their scheme? ‘Operation Stop Arse'. According to the paper, they came up with the title ‘so we’d all be clear who we were talking about.

Ministers leave plenty of empty seats at Conservative party conference

There was a time, back in the day, when cabinet ministers were the star attraction of the Conservative conference show. Attendees would queue round the block to hear from famous faces in the party and hear how they were going to tackle the biggest issues of the day. But those days are no more. Instead, at this year's conference, Mr S has noticed that turnout in the main hall has been remarkably low. In fact, even the most recognisable members of cabinet have failed to fill up the main conference hall. So, Mr S has cast his eye round the ICC in Birmingham to find out where Conservative members have gone: UPDATE: Despite coming to conference with a big policy announcement on drugs, it looks like Sajid Javid has drawn the short straw and is speaking at the same time as Boris Johnson.