Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Live blog: Labour’s Brexit position, 25/9/18

It's Labour conference and the party is supposed to be setting out its plan for government. Only when it comes to Brexit, no-one is quite sure what that is. In the interest of clarity, Mr S will be running a live blog with the latest twists in the party's apparent Brexit policy: 11am: Keir Starmer says remaining in the EU is an option The shadow Brexit secretary tells Labour conference: ‘Nobody is ruling out remain as an option.’ 11am: Dennis Skinner frowns The Beast of Bolsover doesn't seem too impressed by Starmer's intervention: https://twitter.com/Alain_Tolhurst/status/1044540809197105152 11.

Keir Starmer goes off script in Brexit conference speech

This year's Labour conference has been praised for adopting a more professional tone than previous years. However, today that message appears to have been lost. After the party pulled plans at the last minute for a female deputy leader, Keir Starmer appears to have gone off script in his big Brexit conference speech. https://twitter.com/BBCPolitics/status/1044532574255636480 The shadow Brexit secretary was met with applause when he appeared to keep the idea of a second EU referendum on the table – announcing: 'Nobody is ruling out remain as an option.' Only John McDonnell did just this yesterday when he said any second referendum would be 'deal or no deal'. Curiously, Keir's line isn't on the speech text briefed out by Labour. Has Starmer gone off script without approval? P.S.

Watch: Kate Hoey’s Brexit warning to Corbynistas

The Corbynistas don't have much time for Kate Hoey, the Labour MP and ardent Brexiteer. Owen Jones accused Hoey of propping up a government that is leading Britain 'into calamity' by refusing to vote down the Tories over Brexit. But the MP for Vauxhall has a message for her critics: it isn't me you should worry about. Instead, Hoey said, Corbyn's supporters should keep an eye on the likes of Chuka Umunna and other Labour MPs calling for a second referendum. Their support for a 'people's vote' has little to do with Brexit, she said, and more to do with trying to make life difficult for Jeremy Corbyn.

Through the looking glass: Labour’s future foreign policy

To the dismay of many of Jeremy Corbyn's parliamentary colleagues, foreign policy is the Labour leader's main passion. Corbyn rarely appears more animated than when discussing the plight of Palestinians – or lambasting the Saudi Arabian government. So, Mr S listened with interest as Corbyn's closest allies gathered at Labour conference for a Stop the War fringe event. Corbyn adviser (and former Communist Party of Britain member) Andrew Murray was joined by shadow cabinet members Richard Burgon and Diane Abbott along with Chris Williamson for the packed event titled Why We Need An Anti-War Government. To kick proceedings off, Williamson said the party was making history: 'We often talk about recapturing the spirit of 1945 and I honestly feel that we're in that moment right now.

Watch: Ex-Corbyn spinner gets schooled on Sky News

Dawn Butler's decision to back Militant didn't go down well on the first day of Labour conference, but the shadow equalities minister can still count on Corbyn's loyal defenders to stick up for her. Former spinner for the Labour leader, Matt Zarb-Cousin, rushed to Butler's defence on Sky News. But when he was asked to explain why Butler was right he was somewhat less certain. Instead it fell to his fellow guest Stephanie Lloyd to explain the error of his ways: Oh dear. But Mr S isn't convinced that Zarb-Cousin will have learnt his lesson...

Diane Abbott’s immigration plan fails to add up

What would the government’s immigration policy look like if Diane Abbott was Home Secretary? Abbott’s speech on the fringe of the Labour conference made it clear what it won’t be, even if what it will be is less certain. It won’t involve immigration detention centres, which Abbott has vowed to shut down. The shadow home secretary expressed her disbelief after her former opposite number Amber Rudd told her that places like Yarl's Wood were necessary because some of those awaiting deportation were violent: ‘I said: ‘How can that be?’ 'Even in the prison estate, the actual prison estate for actual prisoners, only a fraction of them have (been) convicted of violent offences.

Listen: Labour MP blasts Corbynite colleague at Progress rally

Here we go again. Although Labour conference has become increasingly Corbynite in recent years, the Progress rally can always be relied upon as a safe space for Labour moderates. And so it was that Corbyn-sceptic Labour MPs gathered at the annual event on Sunday night to air their grievances. Wes Streeting – the Labour MP for Ilford North – have a crowd-pleasing speech which took aim at Corbyn ally Chris Williamson, as well as Dawn Butler over her recent Militant comments: 'Good evening Progress – it's great to be here. It's like one of Chris Williamson's democracy tours except about thirty years younger in terms of average age. Here at Progress we don't talk about how we get rid of Labour MPs, we come together to talk about how we elect more Labour MPs.

Labour conference 2018, in pictures

It's that time of year again: Labour conference. With Jeremy Corbyn's grip on the party tightening in the past year, the conference, too, has taken on a distinctly Corbynista feel. The exhibition hall is made up of a mix of business stands – including Apple – and campaign groups. Meanwhile, over at the sister festival – Momentum's World Transformed festival – pictures of Marx adorn the walls alongside banners making clear Sun journalists are not welcome. Viva la revolución! (Mr S will update this post as the conference goes on.

Hacks left in the cold at Labour conference

Jeremy Corbyn's relationship with the MSM has long been a strained one. When the Labour leader isn't bad-mouthing hacks, he's telling them that he will 'democratise' their publications. So, perhaps it should come as little surprise that journalists have found themselves left out in the cold at this year's Labour conference. Hacks arrived to find themselves not in the main building but in a tent outside in the cold. Adding insult to injury, to find it one must follow the 'dog exercise' area signs. To borrow the words of Chuka Umunna: won't Corbyn 'call off the dogs'?

Watch: Siblings turn on congressman in brutal attack ad

In recent weeks, Westminster has given Washington a run for its money when it comes to unpredictability in politics. However, there are some areas in which the US still leads the way in suprises – namely attack ads. A political advert to support the campaign of Democrat David Brill running for Congress in Arizona has gone viral thanks to a plot twist at the end. In it, six speakers explain why they are unhappy with the sitting congressman, the Republican Paul Gosar: 'If he actually cared about people in rural Arizona, I bet he'd be fighting for social security, for better access to healthcare,' says 'Jennifer, medical interpreter'.   The twist? It turns out these individuals are all Gosar's siblings. All's fair in love and war...

Dawn Butler’s Militant conference message

When the Labour manifesto was leaked ahead of the 2017 general election, critics said that a win for Jeremy Corbyn would drag the country back into the 1970s. Today, shadow equalities minister Dawn Butler proved them wrong - and showed that Labour would actually like to drag us back to the 80s instead. At Labour’s women’s conference in Liverpool, the Corbynite MP took the extraordinary step of praising the Militant-run Liverpool council of the 1980s, which protested new Conservative local spending caps by setting an illegal budget. The decision to break the law caused such chaos in the city that auditors had to be called in, Labour's reputation for fiscal responsibility lay in tatters, and the council had to deliver redundancy notices to its own workers by taxi.

Emily Thornberry risks reigniting Labour’s anti-Semitism row

Is Jeremy Corbyn the victim in Labour’s anti-Semitism scandal? Emily Thornberry seems to think so. The shadow foreign secretary said that the Labour leader was ‘distressed’ by the claims against him and that he found the row ‘very difficult’ to deal with because it went ‘so against his idea of who he is’. In an interview with the Evening Standard, the Corbynite MP said that while the Dear Leader was usually ‘very Zen’ about criticism, ‘calling him an anti-Semite, calling him a racist, that just went straight to the absolute core of him. It really distressed him’. Poor old Jeremy.

Watch: Vince Cable fluffs his ‘erotic spasm’

Vince Cable's big moment at the Lib Dem party conference has arrived – but unfortunately for the Lib Dem leader he managed to fluff his lines. Cable was set to use his keynote speech to accuse Brexiteers of pursuing an 'erotic spasm' in leaving the EU. But that's not quite what he actually said: https://twitter.com/BBCPolitics/status/1042049125699575808?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw Talk about an anti climax...

Watch: Philip May falls foul of the Maybot

Picture the scene: it's Friday night at Chequers and the Prime Minister and her husband are letting their hair down. While relaxing by watching a quiz show and drinking a cup of tea, Philip May's flower knowledge falls short – and the Maybot is not impressed: Philip May: They are very nice chrysanthemums. Theresa May: They're not chrysanthemums. Philip: Dahlias! Why do I keep getting this wrong? Theresa: You keep calling dahlias, chrysanthemums Perhaps it's best if Philip sticks to his 'boy jobs'....

Gina Miller’s manifesto to nowhere

Remain crusader Gina Miller has repeatedly denied reports that she has plans to become a politician – or, more specifically, leader of the Liberal Democrats. With Miller due to speak at the beleaguered party's conference next week, it must be pure coincidence that today the campaigner has published a personal manifesto. She has said she wants to 'take back control of Brexit' by launching her manifesto to 'End the Chaos!' On the home page, Miller opines: 'I believe it is morally and democratically right to give people as much unbiased information as possible.' Unbiased being her advocacy for what she is calling 'Remain Plus': 'You can’t have a better tomorrow if you are thinking about yesterday all the time.

Justin Welby’s Amazon hypocrisy

Justin Welby is a business man these days. On top of his duties as the Archbishop of Canterbury, Welby is carving out a career for himself as a wealth inequality spokesperson. In a recent interview, the Old Etonian was voluble on the subject of wealth inequality.  Having spent two years on the IPPR’s commission on economic justice, Welby suggested that taxes should be hiked for corporations and regulatory bodies should be strengthened. In a speech to the Trade Union Congress on Wednesday, Welby singled out Amazon: 'When vast companies like Amazon and other online traders, the new industries, can get away with paying almost nothing in tax, there is something wrong with the tax system.

Watch: Skripal suspects say they were in Salisbury ‘to see the Cathedral’

Last week, the UK government released CCTV footage of the two Russian men suspected of poisoning Sergei Skripal and his daughter Yulia in March. Since then, there's been no sign of the alleged Russian secret agents, who had returned to their home country after the attack. Until today. Now, the men have come out of hiding and given a bizarre interview to state-backed television channel Russia Today. In it, they deny that they work for the Russian secret service and explain that they only were in Salisbury on a fly-in visit 'to see the Cathedral': Q: “You honestly look very tense,” A: “And how would you look after all of that?” Petrov responded, before Boshirov said the British investigation “ruined their lives.

Peter Willsman welcomed back into the fold at Labour conference

When Peter Willsman was re-elected onto the Labour NEC this month, there was a sense of shock in the party. It wasn't that it was surprising a Corbyn ally had beaten a moderate in a party vote – that's now the status quo. Instead, it was curious that Willsman was elected despite being recorded saying that Jewish 'Trump fanatics' are 'making up' anti-Semitism allegations within the party. The incident led Momentum to revoke their endorsement of his candidacy. So, with Willsman back on the NEC, questions had remained as to how the party would handle his re-election, with many MPs calling on him to stand down and spare the party (any more) blushes. But it seems there was no need to worry about a cold welcome for Willsman.