Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Watch: John McDonnell’s call for ‘direct action’ against Tory MPs

Jacob Rees-Mogg won support from across the political spectrum on Wednesday when the MP and his children were ambushed outside of their home. Class War activist Ian Bone took it upon himself to inform the Conservative politician's young children that their 'daddy is a totally horrible person': 'Lots of people don't like your daddy, you know that? He's probably not told you that. Lots of people hate him.' The incident led to mass condemnation from the Left as well as Tories. So, why would people come up with the idea of harassing an elected Member of Parliament in this way? Mr S wonders whether the answer can be found in a statement made by John McDonnell in 2012: https://www.youtube.com/watch?

Michael Gove: The Prime Minister is doing a great job… at the moment

As the European Research Group breaks out in to open revolt and rumours of no confidence letters abound, it seems like Theresa May’s hold on power is looking precarious at best. So, when in trouble, send Michael Gove on the airwaves. The Environment Secretary attempted to prop up his leader with an appearance on the Today programme. Only Mr S thinks his performance only added fuel to suggestions that the jury is still out on her premiership. Speaking on Radio 4 this morning, the ever-loyal MP let slip that: 'The Prime Minister is doing a great job at the moment' Hardly a ringing endorsement...

Goldsmiths student group: Gulags ‘actually a compassionate, non-violent course of action’

Yesterday, the LGBTQ+ society of Goldsmiths University, emitted a series of tweets defending the educational value and 'compassion' of Soviet Gulags. Writing to 'clarify what a gulag is', the group sought to demonstrate that to send a friend, family member, or stranger to the gulag 'is actually a compassionate, non-violent course of action'. It turns out that gulags – sometimes referred to as death camps – offered a chance to gain skills and 'move up the ranks'! The tweets have since been deleted and as of this morning, LGBTQ+ Gold 'are protecting our tweets temporarily for the sake of safeguarding'.

Alan Duncan’s outrageous double standards

Boris Johnson appears to have perfected the art of triggering his Westminster colleagues. First with letterboxes, now suicide vests, the former Foreign Secretary has developed a particular knack for driving fellow Tory MPs round the bend with a simple turn of phrase. This latest round of 'outrage' has seen a number of Conservative MPs condemn Johnson over his decision to compare Theresa May's Brexit negotiating position to wearing a suicide vest. Particularly scandalised by the incident was a junior minister at the Foreign Office, also known as The Rt Hon Sir Alan Duncan. Sir Alan howled: 'For Boris to say that the PM’s view is like that of a suicide bomber is too much. This marks one of the most disgusting moments in modern British politics.

The banks abandon Project Fear

Three senior bankers from Barclays, J.P. Morgan and Citi descended on the House of Commons today to give evidence to the Treasury Select Committee on the impact of a No Deal Brexit. Their interview must have seemed like perfect timing for Chancellor Philip Hammond, who is currently doing his own tour of the Commons and is expected to drum up support for Chequers by stoking fears of the calamitous impact of No Deal Unfortunately for Hammond, the three bankers were not nearly as morose as the Treasury could have hoped for. Instead they said the risks of No Deal were comparable to the instability they regularly faced across the world.

Dawn Butler: Labour didn’t lose the general election

It’s been over a year since the last general election, but it looks like there are still some Labour MPs who are confused about their presence on the opposition benches. One such appears to be the shadow minister for women and equalities and Corbyn devotee, Dawn Butler. In an interview on TalkRadio this afternoon, it was put to the MP,  that Labour's manifesto can’t have been that brilliant if they went on to lose the general election. Butler responded: ‘Well actually, we didn’t lose. We didn’t win, but we didn’t lose the election’ https://twitter.com/talkRADIO/status/1039146683966398465 Mr S must have missed the brief reign of Prime Minister Jeremy Corbyn...

Boris Johnson back to old tricks

It's been a busy weekend for Boris Johnson. After the former foreign secretary came under fire over his private life, Johnson appeared to make life more difficult for himself by penning an article for the Mail on Sunday in which he suggested that Theresa May's Brexit strategy was akin to wearing a suicide vest. Various Tory MPs were quick to see red and vow to bring BoJo down. But Mr S can't help but ask: did Johnson's strategy go to plan after all? Back in 2013, he used a Telegraph article to reveal a great trick he had learned from an Australian friend (AKA Lynton Crosby): the dead cat strategy.

Everyone who hates Chequers – a beginner’s guide

In August, this author teased Dalibor Rohac, who wrote in the Washington Post: ‘Theresa May is the world’s most underrated leader.’ Since, Mr S has given it some thought, and sends his apologies. Why? Because Rohac was right – Mrs May is a ‘genius’. In just two months, she has brought unity to Western politics. Everyone hates the Chequers agreement. Since the plan was agreed in July, reams of political figures have spoken out against it. This is Steerpike’s encyclopedia of enmity; a record of those who have denounced May’s proposed negotiating strategy.

Northern Ireland secretary: I didn’t realise nationalists don’t vote for unionist parties

Oh dear. Although Karen Bradley is widely regarded as Theresa May's closest ally in the Cabinet, Mr S hadn't realised the lengths the Cabinet minister was willing to go to to take the heat from her boss. In an interview with the House magazine, the Northern Ireland secretary has confessed that prior to being handed the brief she didn't know much about... Northern Ireland. In fact, she didn't know that 'people who are nationalists don’t vote for unionist parties and vice-versa': 'I freely admit that when I started this job, I didn’t understand some of the deep-seated and deep-rooted issues that there are in Northern Ireland.

Jacob Rees-Mogg: Why I support Boris Johnson as a future leader

Will Theresa May’s troubles ever end? Jacob Rees-Mogg has put the PM under more pressure today, telling LBC that he would have preferred Boris Johnson lead negotiations with the EU. The ERG Chair said: ‘Two years ago, in the Conservative Party leadership campaign, I supported Boris Johnson, because I thought he would deliver Brexit extraordinarily well. I haven’t seen anything that would cause me to change my mind on that. I think that had he become Prime Minister, we would have negotiated from a greater position of strength, and would be heading towards a clearer, cleaner Brexit, rather than the muddle of Chequers.

Westminster dog of the year: Corbyn misses out

Mike Amesbury hoisted Corbyn into the air and patted him on the head. The shadow employment minister was at the 2018 Westminster Dog of the Year competition with his Cockapoo (who his son named Corbyn), and had just won the so-called ‘pawblic vote’. However it was Alex Norris, another Labour MP, who finished on the top of the podium with his dogs Boomer and Corona. Andrew Mitchell’s Scarlet came second, and Cheryl Gillan’s recue dog Goosebury came third. The annual event is hosted by Dogs Trust in Victoria Tower Gardens. Adrian Burder, Chief Executive of the charity, explained that the event provides an opportunity to ‘raise awareness of key dog welfare issues.

Is Dominic Raab the Brexit Grinch?

First lunch, now Christmas cards. When will Dominic Raab liven up a bit? The Brexit Secretary appeared alongside Oliver Robbins before the European Scrutiny Committee today. A lot has been made of the pair’s relationship, particularly after the Prime Minister announced in July that Raab would be ‘deputising’ for her. Robbins, meanwhile, reports directly to May as her Europe Advisor. Labour MP Kate Hoey was keen to get to the bottom of it, asking a crucial question: ‘Do you think you’ll be sending each other Christmas cards, you and Mr Robbins?’ The MP for Esher and Walton replied: ‘We have got a good professional and personal relationship.

Listen: Shami Chakrabarti lost for words over anti-Semitism

Labour's anti-Semitism row rumbles on. Step forward Shami Chakrabarti to make matters worse. The shadow attorney general took to Radio 4 this morning to say it was time for all sides to come together. But there was a sticking point. One of the ongoing issues is whether it is acceptable to call the foundation of Israel racist. Many think it isn't right to make such a point. But when the question was put to Chakrabarti, she was lost for words: Mishal Husain: Do you think it is acceptable to describe the circumstances surrounding the foundation of the state of Israel as racist? Shami Chakrabarti: ...It depends how you do it. People have called Britain racist, you know that they have. Lord Macpherson called the British police racist...

The return of flip-flop Andy Burnham

During Andy Burnham's time in Westminster, the then Labour MP quickly built a reputation for flip-flopping. Never sure which way the wind would blow, Burnham would go from taking one Strong Stance to switching to a completely different Strong Stance when it seemed the mood was turning. These topics ranged from immigration and the NHS to Jeremy Corbyn and Tony Blair. Happily, it turns out one can still flip-flop up in Greater Manchester where Burnham is regional mayor.

Why did Corbyn visit Palestine when it was mourning the co-founder of Hamas?

Jeremy Corbyn is a man of peace with an unfortunate tendency to find himself in the wrong place at the wrong time with the wrong wreath – when it comes to anti-Semitism. Just last week it emerged that the Labour leader once claimed that Israel’s Prime Minister and other leading politicians compete to see 'who can kill the most' people in Palestine. Only Corbyn seems to be more relaxed about leaders who talk up killing Israelis and Americans. In the spring of 2004, the Labour leader – then a lowly backbencher – visited Palestine. It was a rather curious time for a visit given that after a series of assassinations of Hamas leaders, the mood was particularly febrile and Western visitors were thin on the ground. https://youtu.be/4vtV2yuqWTg?

Ken: Corbyn is the man to tackle Britain’s anti-Semitism problem

Labour has been embroiled in a summer long row about anti-Semitism, with no sign that the issue will be resolved any time soon. Yet according to Ken Livingstone, there is only one man for the job of tackling anti-Semitism across Britain: Jeremy Corbyn. In an interview on Sky News – in which Ken, once again, talked about Hitler – the former mayor of London had this to say: ‘I’d be prepared to bet you now 100 quid that once we get a Jeremy Corbyn government, by the end of that government, anti-Semitism, racism, homophobia will all have declined quite significantly.’ If Corbyn's attempts to resolve the anti-Semitism debate in his own party is anything to go on, Mr S isn't convinced...

Eddie Izzard snatches defeat from the jaws of victory

He’s done it again. For a third time, Eddie Izzard has failed to be elected onto Labour’s National Executive Committee. After a short-lived stint on the NEC, the comedian-turned-activist has lost his place in the most recent election. This is a particular impressive feat – even for Izzard – because he managed to get fewer votes than a man disowned by Momentum over anti-Semitism allegations. Izzard received 67,819 votes, around 2500 less than Peter Willsman, who was the last candidate elected. In case you missed it, Willsman is the Corbynite who was disowned by Momentum after suggesting Jewish 'Trump fanatics' were behind claims of anti-Semitism in the Labour Party.

Theresa May hits back at Boris

Boris Johnson's criticism of Theresa May's Brexit plan has been somewhat one-sided, with the PM largely staying quiet on what she makes of the former foreign secretary's interjections. Until now, that is. After Boris used his Daily Telegraph column this morning to say the Chequers blueprint will leave Britain with 'diddly squat', May has hit back at Boris. This morning, Downing Street said this about Boris: “There’s no new ideas in his article to respond to. What we need now is serious leadership and a serious plan.” Mr S isn't convinced this will help to calm matters in the run-up to Tory party conference...

Watch: Ken Livingstone revisits his favourite topic

In this world nothing can be said to be certain except for death, taxes, and Ken Livingstone banging on about Hitler. The former London Mayor rang up Talk radio this morning to discuss anti-Semitism in Labour, but couldn’t help bring up the German dictator at the first opportunity. He told a visibly exasperated Julia Hartley-Brewer: ‘I still get people come up to me on the street and say, ‘I’m Jewish why did you say Hitler was a Zionist?’ and I point out, of course I never said that, that’s all just this fake news’ https://twitter.com/talkradio/status/1035449775938781184?

Chris Williamson: Labour MPs are the intolerant ones

Tom Watson said that Frank Field's resignation from the Labour whip was a 'major wake up call' for the party over anti-Semitism. But it seems some Labour MPs aren't seeing things quite that way. On Newsnight last night, Chris Williamson said that there is 'intolerance' within the party – but only among his fellow MPs: 'The only intolerance that I have seen in the Labour party has been in the parliamentary party that have not been prepared to honour the democratic decisions of Labour party members.' https://twitter.com/BBCNewsnight/status/1035287277105233922?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw Mr S is sure that message is going to go down well among Williamson's colleagues on the Labour backbenches...