Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Rachel Johnson gives Boris a Brexit solution

Since 2016, Brexit has been dividing families, splitting friends, ruining dinner parties. But perhaps the one family whose split over the EU has been the most public, drawn-out and frankly Shakespearean, is that of the Johnson family. While Boris is determined to take us out by 31 October do or die, his Remainer brother Jo resigned from cabinet a fortnight ago, and sister Rachel stood as a candidate for Change UK on a second referendum platform only earlier this year. Though she didn’t manage to get elected, she still has the Prime Minister’s ear. On the Spectator Podcast this week, she tells us about her suggestion to Boris about how to solve the current Brexit impasse: ‘We have a general election and a second referendum on the same day.

Watch: Jean-Claude Juncker’s ‘erotic’ backstop

Jean-Claude Juncker, the outgoing President of the EU Commission was in fine spirits today, as he passed on some positive news for those hoping a Brexit deal will be struck by Boris Johnson before 31 October. The former Luxembourg PM was interviewed by Sophy Ridge for Sky News, and assured her that a Brexit deal with the UK was possible, saying: 'I'm doing everything to have a deal because I don't like the idea of no deal.' But despite the news, Mr S was more struck by what Juncker had to say about the backstop. Asked by Ridge if he thought the chances of a deal being made are more than fifty-fifty, Juncker said he didn't know, before adding that: 'I don't have an erotic relation to the backship... to the backstop' A long lunch perhaps Mr Juncker? Watch here: https://youtu.

The Portsmouth Lib Dems will rise again

The Liberal Democrats have been going through something of a minor identity crisis as of late, after the party allowed the former Tory MP Phillip Lee to cross the aisle and join their ranks. Lee's support in the past for checking migrants at the border for HIV, and his abstention on a key vote for same-sex marriage in 2013 has led many in the party to wonder how 'liberal' a Liberal Democrat actually has to be to join the party. Happily, Mr S is on hand to inform the party that they're perhaps a more 'broad church' than many members realised.

David Cameron: I s**t at the TV over Brexit bus

There have been plenty of revelations about David Cameron this week, from the time he questioned Michael Gove's sanity to when he got 'off his head' on dope at Eton. But Mr S thinks our former prime minister might have saved the best admission until now. On ITV's This Morning, Cameron was talking about how he reacted when he saw the Vote Leave bus with its slogan suggesting £350m should be spent on the NHS instead of going to the EU. He told Holly and Phil: “Believe me, I did more than.. I shat at the…Sorry, I shouted at the TV”   https://twitter.com/petesaull/status/1174625857056444417?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw Mr. S feels sorry for whoever had to clean up the mess...

Watch: Douglas Murray celebrates his book launch

A suitably mad crowd gathered at the Spectator offices last night to celebrate the launch of Douglas Murray’s new book, The Madness of Crowds. Mr Steerpike marvelled at Mr Murray’s ability to bring such an intriguing mix of people together: where else in the world could you find Kevin Spacey, Paul Joseph Watson and a member of the bin Laden family in the same room? Almost a hundred journalists, authors, politicians, pundits and friends flocked to the Old Queen Street office. The guests included Michael Gove, Rod Liddle, Robert Gascoyne-Cecil, Nadira Naipaul, Martin Ivens, Sarah Baxter, Toby Young, Ruth Dudley Edwards, Henry Newman, Freddie Sayers, Dan Hitchens, Iain Martin, Jacob Burda and Bloomsbury's Robin Baird-Smith.

Cressida Dick’s sympathy for Carl Beech cop

Metropolitan Police Commissioner Cressida Dick has admitted she felt sympathy for the officer who said Carl Beech’s claims were 'credible and true'. Speaking to Nick Ferrari on LBC, Dick said when she heard the officer’s comments she 'just felt for him immediately'. Convicted paedophile Beech was jailed for 18 years in July after he was found guilty of perverting the course of justice and fraud. In 2014, Detective Superintendent Kenny McDonald said Beech’s account was 'credible and true'. Speaking about the moment when she heard McDonald on the radio, Dick said: “I remember thinking, oh no, I know he didn’t mean to say that.

Momentum’s plan to get the student vote out

Thinking of digging deep for a good cause? Mr S is a big fan of giving his hard-earned cash to those in need but he won’t be coughing up for the latest organisation to ask for money. Leftist pro-Corbyn fan group Momentum has just emailed to warn that 'in the coming weeks, we're going to be flooding marginal constituencies with big student populations with flyers, posters and stickers'. Mr S has got his recycling box ready. Momentum is also asking for cash to help out with this latest mission. 'We need money', the organisation says. Pleading for donations of £10, Momentum claim they will reach 3,000 university voters in marginal seats to influence their voting through Facebook ads.  Mr S will pass...

Caption contest: The beached Lib Dems

It's the last day of the Liberal Democrat conference today, which means that leader Jo Swinson will deliver her keynote speech to excited delegates at the seaside town of Bournemouth. Normally, political parties arrange for a photoshoot ahead of the final speech of conference, so that various MPs and bigwigs are snapped walking triumphantly into the main auditorium to a chorus of cheers from their supporters. But the Lib Dems decided to ditch tradition this morning. Eschewing the normal 'arrival' photos, the party's MPs decided instead to arrange a photoshoot of the group walking along the Bournemouth beach, with leader Jo Swinson even picking up her shoes for her stroll in the sand. Captions in the comments below...

David Cameron makes life awkward for Boris Johnson and Michael Gove

Oh dear. Relations between Boris Johnson and Michael Gove could become a bit awkward this week after an extract from David Cameron’s memoirs published today in the Times revealed that the current PM asked Cameron whether Gove was “a bit cracked”. Johnson apparently inquired about the mental wellbeing of his now close cabinet colleague after Gove jumped ship and decided to mount his own leadership campaign following Cameron’s resignation in 2016. Cameron has not held back in targeting his former friends and colleagues in his autobiography which will be published later this week.

Watch: Boris Johnson booed in Luxembourg

Boris Johnson has just cancelled a press conference after being booed in Luxembourg, but was the Prime Minister set up? Luxembourg's leader Xavier Bettel took a dig at Boris Johnson as he gave a short speech next to an empty lectern. Bettel said he 'wanted to thank Boris Johnson' as he pointed into thin air: https://twitter.com/BBCPolitics/status/1173600589864820736?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw But Mr S. thinks it is hard to blame Boris Johnson for refusing to go ahead when he is likely to have been drowned out by the noise from protesters outside. The BBC's Laura Kuenssberg now reports that No.10 asked for the conference to be moved indoors so that the two leaders could be heard, only for the request to be rejected. So why weren't the podiums moved inside?

Watch: Jo Swinson’s Brexit referendum muddle

Jo Swinson has said she will never forgive David Cameron for calling the EU referendum in 2016. 'I think so many of the problems that we are facing right now stem from David Cameron’s shocking misjudgement in putting the interests of the Conservative party ahead of the national interest,' the Lib Dem leader told her party's conference in Bournemouth. But Mr S. notes that Swinson hasn't always thought that way about a referendum. Back in 2008, Swinson told the Commons that she backed “a referendum on the major issue of in or out. It’s on the issue of in or out of Europe”. https://twitter.com/adam_heilbron/status/1173398729304543239?

Johnson family saga: Amelia Gentleman on Boris’s response to Windrush

When Jo Johnson quit government, reports began to circulate that his wife Amelia Gentleman – the Guardian journalist – had put pressure on him to leave frontline politics and thereby not serve in his brother Boris Johnson's government. The Sun reported that Gentleman had grown tired of 'seeing Boris presiding over an increasingly fractured government, threatening to break the law and promising to drag the country out of the EU or die in a ditch' and told Jo he had to choose between her and his brother. Now Gentleman has offered an insight into her relationship with her husband's brother.

The Guardian apologises for David Cameron editorial

What is going on at The Guardian? They don't like David Cameron, fair enough, but an editorial published earlier on this evening attacked him for only experiencing "privileged pain" following the death of Ivan, his six-year-old, severely-disabled son. Its leading article, published at 8.40pm - and presumably in the print issue tomorrow - had this to say:- Mr Cameron has known pain and failure in his life but it has always been limited failure and privileged pain. The miseries of boarding school at seven are entirely real and for some people emotionally crippling but they come with an assurance that only important people can suffer that way.

Listen: Lib Dem candidate’s excruciating Brexit interview

There are plenty of ways to go about winning an election if you're fighting to become an MP, from coming up with a winning electoral strategy, to tapping into a burning local issue. The one thing you probably shouldn't do though is start off by insulting your local constituents. The North Devon Liberal Democrat candidate Kirsten Johnson learned that the hard way this lunchtime when she appeared on Radio 4's World at One. Asked by the presenter why Leave was so popular in her local area in 2016, Johnson began the interview by suggesting that North Devon voted to Leave because no ethnic minorities lived there, and her constituents didn't travel very much: 'Demographically it's 98 per cent white. We don't have a lot of ethnic minorities living in North Devon.

Watch: Guy Verhofstadt on the world’s ‘empires’

Supporters of Brexit are often accused by their political opponents of having an unhealthy obsession with the past, and wanting to take the country back to an age when the British Empire spanned a quarter of the globe. But, if the Liberal Democrat conference is anything to go by, it appears to Mr S that it might be those on the Remainer side of the political spectrum who have an unhealthy interest in empires across the world. Guy Verhofstadt, the Belgian MEP and Europhile certainly gave that impression yesterday, when he gave a speech at the Lib Dem conference in Bournemouth. In his speech, the MEP launched into an unprecedented rant about the state of the world, which he argued was dominated by 'empires'.

Listen: Jo Swinson heckled at Lib Dem conference

So far, things have gone very smoothly for Jo Swinson since she was elected leader of the Liberal Democrats. The party has managed to increase its numbers in parliament and coalesced around a new hardline Remain position of revoking Article 50. Yet, there were signs today that all is not well with some Liberal Democrat members, when Swinson led a question and answer session at party conference. While most of the questions lobbed at the new leader were remarkably friendly, one woman took issue with Swinson's decision to allow the former Tory MP, Phillip Lee, to join the party. The defection, while swelling the Lib Dem ranks, has gone down like a lead balloon with many members, due to Lee's failure to back same-sex marriage in the past.

Watch: John Bercow on Boris the bank robber

It's only been four days since John Bercow announced that he will retire as Speaker of the House of Commons, yet it seems that the bellicose MP is showing no sign that he'll spend the rest of his tenure keeping quiet, or defending the impartiality of his role. Last night, the Speaker had a break from his usual surroundings in the Commons' Chamber to give the sixth annual Bingham Lecture to an audience of lawyers at Middle Temple in London. There, he used his pulpit once again to have a dig at Boris Johnson, comparing the PM's alleged attempt to avoid extending Article 50 to robbing a bank.   He told the audience that: 'Not obeying the law must surely be a non starter. Period.

Sparks fly in Tory Women WhatsApp group

Oh dear. Boris Johnson's decision to withdraw the whip from the Tory Brexit rebels continues to send ripples through Westminster. While Chief Whip Mark Spencer has laid out the appeals process to the rebels, many of their colleagues remain unhappy about the decision to remove them from the party. Now things have taken a turn for the worse in the Tory Women in Parliament WhatsApp group. Originally, the group was used to share events and ideas amongst Tory women in the vote100 year, it was set up at the height of the Westminster bullying scandal and has since been used on occasion for Conservative women's policy updates.

Lib Dems gather outside parliament to protest prorogation

This afternoon, Lib Dem MPs gathered outside a freshly vacated parliament in a defiant attempt to bag a photo opportunity of them looking stern. The impromptu press conference came after the Court of Session in Scotland declared Boris's decision to prorogue parliament 'unlawful' earlier this morning. Nevermind the fact that the case, having already been rejected by the High Court in London, is set to be heard at the Supreme Court on Tuesday – Boris's so-called 'coup' must be stopped. The Lib Dem's approach to democracy is predictably inconsistent. Yesterday, the party announced that they are dropping their fig-leaf commitment to a second referendum and instead will now be pushing for a full-blown rejection of the referendum - revoking Article 50.

The temptation of Lord Mann

It was announced last night that the government's recently appointed 'anti-Semitism tsar' John Mann would be given a seat in the House of Lords. Mann resigned the Labour whip over the weekend after 18 years as an MP, blasting his former leader as unfit to govern following the party's risible attempts to remove anti-Jewish members. The move will see the recently appointed Lord, who probably would have lost his seat of Bassetlaw at the next election, continue to hound the opposition over the party's anti-Semitism problem. However, his elevation to the Lords – and the £305 daily allowance that comes with it – will no doubt have caused Lord Mann much heartache and soul-searching.