Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

The six strangest moments from Parliament’s prorogation protest

Early this morning at around 2am, the Commons witnessed some of the most extraordinary behaviour seen in the Chamber in living memory, as MPs attempted to protest the prorogation of parliament. Below are the strangest moments from the morning: 1. Labour MPs attempted to stop the Speaker John Bercow from leaving his seat as he was called to the Lords to carry out the formal procedure for proroguing parliament. The left-wing MP for Brighton Kemptown and famed mace swinger Lloyd Russell-Moyle briefly lay across Bercow's lap before being pulled off by a member of Commons staff. https://twitter.com/MattChorley/status/1171323272648167426?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw 2.

Who will replace John Bercow as Speaker?

Now that John Bercow has announced his imminent departure, an inevitable political bun fight will surely follow. The outgoing Speaker told colleagues that he would be stepping down from his post by 31 October, the day the UK is supposed to leave the European Union. The move comes after the Business Secretary Andrea Leadsom told the Mail on Sunday that the Tories were planning to break with convention and field a candidate in his Buckingham constituency at the next election. So who will replace the controversial Commons referee? The most likely runners and riders are outlined below: Lindsay Hoyle (Lab) The most obvious choice for the next Speaker of the Commons. Hoyle has established himself as one of the front runners during his tenure as Bercow's most senior deputy.

May’s ‘sickening’ knighthood U-turn

David Cameron notably came under fire from all quarters when his Resignation Honours list was released in 2016. The former PM's attempt to dole out knighthoods and honours to his nearests, dearests and even hair stylist, was roundly condemned as the ultimate example of Westminster cronyism. None though were more offended at the time than his successor, Theresa May. Shortly afterwards, May said that when Cameron gave his former communications director Craig Oliver a knighthood, 'most of us' felt like 'retching violently' at the news. How times change. This evening, Theresa May's own dissolution honours have been released, showing the worthy elite the former prime minister has decided to bestow knighthoods upon and send up to the House of Lords.

Watch: Tory MPs refuse to applaud John Bercow

In a long, winding, and emotional speech in the Chamber this afternoon, John Bercow informed MPs that he would be resigning his position as Speaker of the House of Commons by 1 November. Bercow promised to either resign at the end of the parliamentary session if MPs backed the government's plan for a general election, or on 31 October. But while Bercow's speech was well-received on the Labour benches, it seemed that several Tories were rather less impressed with the Speaker's bellicose farewell. As Bercow spoke, Labour and opposition MPs voiced their support for the departing Speaker, and when he concluded, applauded for over a minute. By comparison, several Tory MPs resolutely refused to stand up, and sat stony-faced with their arms' crossed as he finished his speech.

Watch: Emily Thornberry’s Brexit confusion

As the Labour party currently decides whether it wants to fight a general election, many observers are still trying to work out (three years after the referendum) what the party's actual Brexit policy is. Does Labour want to Remain? Does it want to fight a second referendum? And if there is a second referendum, what will the party campaign for? Happily, Labour's Shadow Foreign Secretary, Emily Thornberry was on Question Time last night to clear up any misunderstandings. Presenter Fiona Bruce began proceedings by making a valiant attempt to outline what she understood was Labour's current, official Brexit policy, before asking: 'You would go back to Europe, try and get a better deal. Have a referendum, where Remain is an option.

Rory Stewart: the picture perfect politician

On Tuesday, the former Conservative MP Rory Stewart won GQ’s Politician of the Year award. It was probably the best part of the week for Stewart, who has had the Conservative whip removed and been roundly mocked after posting a series of photographs on Twitter, in which his typical grinning selfie smile disappeared when he was next to one particular individual: https://twitter.com/RoryStewartUK/status/1167046610167181312 It was then revealed that Rory shares the modern affliction of caring deeply about his online presence, clearly liking one image on his website so much that he named it ‘best-pic.jpg’.

Jo Johnson takes inspiration from the Milibands

Boris Johnson was dealt a bitter blow this morning. Not only did the Prime Minister suffer his first ministerial resignation, a mere 43 days in to his premiership, but it was his own brother Jo who wielded the dagger. The former universities minister, who signed up to Boris's government in July, dramatically announced his resignation on Twitter, saying that: 'In recent weeks I’ve been torn between family loyalty and the national interest – it’s an unresolvable tension and time for others to take on my roles as MP and Minister. #overandout' But was the writing always on the wall? It certainly seems that Boris was tempting fate when he was interviewed by the Telegraph back in 2013.

The 50 times Jeremy Corbyn has called for an election this year

Jeremy Corbyn backtracked on one of his core political messages yesterday, when he told Boris Johnson that he no longer wants a general election. The Labour leader is now briefing that his MPs will not vote for an election until a bill has been passed blocking a no-deal Brexit. Is this not quite the U-turn you ask? Mr S certainly thinks so. A quick glance at the House of Commons' records shows that Corbyn has demanded an immediate election 16 times in Parliament in 2019. Over the same period, the Labour leader has called for an election on Twitter a whopping 34 times as well, bringing the total to 50. It seems that Corbyn's many calls for the Conservatives to 'hold an election now!

Phillip Lee’s promise to respect the Brexit vote

In a dramatic move earlier this evening, the MP Phillip Lee crossed the House of Commons floor to join the Liberal Democrats, in protest at Boris Johnson's Brexit strategy. The MP, who represents Bracknell (a constituency that voted Leave in 2016), blasted the government in a statement for ‘using political manipulation, bullying and lies’ to achieve its agenda. But Mr S wonders if perhaps Lee should look a little closer to home before he criticises others... Back in 2016, before the EU referendum, Lee spoke at the Frontline Club and emphatically promised the audience and his constituents that ‘if the country votes to leave I will represent the public’s view and vote accordingly.’ https://www.youtube.com/watch?

Watch: Phillip Lee crosses the floor to sit with the Lib Dems

Dr Phillip Lee, the MP for Bracknell, has left the Conservative party to join the Liberal Democrats. In the middle of Boris Johnson’s statement to the House of Commons this afternoon, the ex-minister crossed the floor to sit beside the Liberal Democrat leader, Jo Swinson. In a statement coinciding with his dramatic defection,  Lee blasted the government for 'manipulation, bullying and lies', adding 'the party I joined in 1992 is not the party I am leaving today.' Meanwhile, everyone's favourite party-hopper, Chuka Umunna, patted Dr Lee on the arm as he took a seat next to his new colleagues. Mr S is sure Lee will appreciate the support of an MP who knows what changing party is like, not once, but twice... Watch the MP crossing the floor here: https://youtu.

Watch: Philip Hammond vows to fight any deselection attempt

When Boris Johnson announced that Tory MPs who rebelled against the government this week to stop a no-deal Brexit would be deselected at the next election, the prime minister was clearly hoping that the raised stakes would deter at least some of his colleagues from rebelling. This morning though, it seems that the threat has not worked on the most hardline members of the anti-no deal faction in his party, who are not going down without a fight.

John Major offers his prorogation advice

It's all out war in the Conservative party this morning, after the former Tory Prime Minister John Major announced that he was joining a legal action (started by the Remain campaigner Gina Miller) which will argue that Boris Johnson's prorogation of parliament was unlawful. In his statement Major grandly stated that: 'I promised to that, if the Prime Minister prorogued parliament in order to prevent Members from opposing his Brexit plans, I would seek judicial review of his action.' And went on to add that his experience of having 'served in government as a minister and prime minister' would allow him to assist the legal action.

Watch: Jacob Rees-Mogg hits back on prorogation

There were howls of outrage yesterday when Boris Johnson announced that he was calling for a Queen's Speech on 14 October, and suspending parliament for several weeks beforehand. MPs, Remainer commentators and even the Speaker of the House of Commons chimed in to label the move a 'constitutional outrage', and accused the government of politicising the Queen by requesting prorogation for political purposes. In response, the government sent out their own constitutional expert this morning to do a broadcast round, and to defend its decision.

Will Paul Mason miss his own protest?

Last night, hundreds of people gathered in Parliament Square to vent their fury at Boris Johnson and his decision to prorogue parliament for several weeks in September. The crowd were in a raucous mood, but none were in finer spirits that the left-wing journalist Paul Mason. In a video published online, Mason could be seen (with added special effects) leading a chant among the crowd, where he issued a threat to Boris Johnson and promised to protest outside his Downing St home at the weekend, exclaiming: 'We, the British people, will be outside Downing Street and 12 o'clock on Saturday. We are coming for you Boris Johnson, ready or f****** not.' https://twitter.com/chunkymark/status/1166782775128711169?

The most hysterical reactions to Boris Johnson’s Queen’s speech

Boris Johnson announced this morning that he will attempt to schedule a Queen's speech on 14 October, and will suspend parliament for several weeks in September to do so – cutting down the amount of time MPs have in parliament to prevent a no-deal Brexit. It's entirely normal for a new government to schedule a Queen's speech on taking power, and will usually suspend parliament beforehand (though not normally for this length of time). Boris Johnson's decision will also bring an end to one of the longest parliamentary sessions in history, and will not close parliament during the actual Brexit date, as many anti no-dealers initially feared.

Dominic Grieve: ‘I will certainly bring down a Conservative Government’

Boris Johnson's plan to suspend Parliament is not going down well with MPs, not least among some of those on the Tory backbenchers. Dominic Grieve reacted furiously to the news. The Tory MP said the Prime Minister's decision is 'outrageous' – and he threatened to help bring down the Tory Government, even if it means ushering in a Corbyn government. Here is what he had to say on Radio 5 Live: 'I don’t see how a Prime Minister who persists with this is going to find he is going to get to the 31 October still in office. There will be a vote of no confidence and his government will come down.' Do you have time? 'Oh yes, there is plenty of time to do that.' And you will bring down a Conservative Government?

A field guide to Whitehall’s mandarins 

Britain's civil service is supposed to be the envy of the world, seamlessly executing the will of whichever government happens to occupy the offices of state. But Mr S wonders whether the reality can be rather different. Disgruntled civil servants have toppled more than one over-mighty minister. Others have admitted actively trying to undermine government policy when it comes to Brexit. Much like different nations, Whitehall's various departments – and the people who inhabit them – have their own eccentricities and foibles. So to help readers out, Mr S has put together a guide for the avid Whitehall twitcher, making it easy to spot the difference between the lesser-crested FCO adviser from the bold-headed DFID PermSec: Treasury: Economics graduate, preferably Oxbridge.

Caption contest: Boris Johnson and President Trump meet at G7

To the G7 summit in Biarritz where Boris Johnson has held his first meeting with Donald Trump since becoming Prime Minister. The two blondes used the breakfast meet to talk up trade, with President Trump saying the UK leaving the EU will be like losing 'an anchor round the ankle'. A more jolly affair than the President's interactions with the previous prime minister, Trump praised Johnson as 'the right man' to deliver Brexit. The start of a new chapter in the special relationship? Captions in the comments.

CCHQ leaves potential candidates scratching their heads

Mr S was curious to spy a puzzling email sent out by CCHQ to their prospective parliamentary candidates today. The message asked would-be Tory runners to send in their CVs so that the party can select candidates for the next general election. Recipients were told that anyone selected as a parliamentary contender would cease to be a candidate if 'an existing MP exercises an incumbency right over it'. The email reads: The Board of the Conservative Party has decided to proceed with selections in constituencies that would be affected by Major Boundary changes under the Parliamentary Boundary Review.

Brexit poetry competition: Winner announced

The time has come to announce the winner of our much-lauded Brexit poetry competition. Earlier this week, we called on our good readers to provide us with a poem to commemorate the UK's exit from the European Union on 31 October. Our announcement came in response to the Poet Laureate Simon Armitage saying that he had 'no plans' to pen a piece for Brexit day. The winning poem was short and sweet. Step forward, MrToad76: Brexit, Brexit Just get on with it. The judges were impressed by MrToad76's delicate balance between brevity and passion.