Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Watch: Emily Thornberry accused of sexism for Commons jibe

Emily Thornberry has had a busy day in the Commons. Labour's shadow foreign secretary heckled her counterpart Dominic Raab this morning after he claimed Jeremy Corbyn wanted Britain to withdraw from Nato. Now, she's been at it again: apparently yelling the word 'bollocks' at international development secretary Alok Sharma during a testy exchange. John Bercow then stepped in to calm things down. Only for Tory MP Hugo Swire to accuse Thornberry of being sexist. Mr S wonders whether Boris Johnson might have been right to prorogue parliament after all...

Watch: Dennis Skinner heckles Black Rod

As tradition dictates, at every Queen's Speech and State Opening of Parliament, Black Rod (the House of Lords official) will knock three times on the House of Commons door before entering, and leading MPs to listen to the Queen's speech in the other Chamber. And every year, like clockwork, the Labour MP Dennis Skinner will heckle the official when she enters the Commons. As expected, this year was no exception. Although, it seems to Mr S as though the quality of Skinner's 'jokes' are deteriorating quickly. As Black Rod finished her speech in the Chamber this time, and invited MPs to follow her to the Lords, the Beast of Bolsover could be heard shouting something similar to: 'I'm not coming'. Watch here:   https://twitter.

Revealed: David Cameron’s ‘Gove protocol’

When Michael Gove was welcomed back into government this year and appointed Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster, some wondered if Boris Johnson was really wise to trust his old nemesis with the serious business of government. After all, Gove both ran against the PM in the recent leadership contest and, infamously, stabbed him in the back after the Brexit vote in 2016. But if Boris is looking for inspiration about how to handle his colleague, it appears that there are other prime ministers who might be able to help. David Cameron for one apparently distrusted Gove so much he developed his own protocol for managing his Chief Whip.

Jess Phillips’ supersonic door-knocking

Elections are a busy period for most politicians – the time when they hit the streets of their constituencies, knock on doors and hand out thousands of leaflets – all in an attempt to keep their seats in the House of Commons. And while some undoubtably do work hard for every ballot slip, some MPs are inclined to exaggerate their own heroic efforts when it comes to winning a tightly-fought vote. It appeared that the Labour MP Jess Phillips may have fallen into that trap this afternoon, when she appeared on the BBC's Politics Live.

Boris Johnson takes on Extinction Rebellion at book launch

To the launch of the final volume of Charles Moore's biography of Margaret Thatcher at Banqueting House. A mix of cabinet ministers, government aides and hacks descended on the Policy Exchange bash to hear both Moore and Boris Johnson speak. With the climate change Extinction Rebellion protests shutting down Whitehall, a number of ministers arrived via an underground tunnel to minimise disruption. Taking to the stage to pay credit to his former boss Charles Moore for his work on the biography, the Prime Minister said that he had been advised against attending by his own team: 'I am afraid that the security people didn’t want me to come along tonight because they said the road was full of uncooperative crusties and protesters of all kinds littering the road.

Watch: Jennifer Arcuri refuses to deny Boris Johnson affair six times

Jennifer Arcuri has just broken her silence on the nature of her relationship with Boris Johnson. When quizzed on whether she had an affair with the future PM by Piers Morgan on Good Morning Britain, Arcuri refused to deny it six times. Instead she told Morgan: “I’m not going to be put in a position where you weaponise my answer...What a bunch of churlish little guttersnipes”   Mr S doesn't think this story will be going away anytime soon...

Watch: Peter Bone’s concern for John Bercow’s lost voice

Poor John Bercow is suffering from a lost voice this morning, which is somewhat unfortunate for a Speaker. But fortunately he has Peter Bone watching out for him. The Brexiteer Tory MP has taken to his feet in the Commons to express his concern for Bercow, suggesting he takes some time out to recover: 'The Speaker is clearly suffering from his voice and he does put enormous hours into the chair. Would it be appropriate, or would the leader recommend whether the Speaker is asked not to chair those sort of debates, particularly so on the European Union, to protect his health?' 'The expression 'dream on' springs to mind,' said Bercow. Oh well, you can't fault Bone for trying...

Watch: Extinction Rebellion ‘fake blood’ protest backfires

Extinction Rebellion protestors have just sprayed 1800 litres of fake blood over the Treasury using an old fire engine. Unfortunately their protest backfired somewhat when the hose flew out of control, leaving campaigners covered in red liquid: https://twitter.com/DavidSamFrancis/status/1179696406061293568?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw Oh dear...

Green MEP: Boris’s proposal is no good…but I haven’t read it

Vice President of the European Parliament Heidi Hautala has made her mind up about Boris Johnson's Brexit proposal: it's no good. The Finnish MEP said 'it’s not a very serious proposal'. But has she actually read the Prime Minister's letter to Jean-Claude Juncker? Err, no. 'But I am more or less aware of the proposal,' she said. Unsurprisingly Hautala got short shrift from Iain Dale, who was interviewing her on LBC. 'Can I suggest you actually read the letter? It does contain detailed proposals, it protects the integrity of the single market,' he told her.

Tory MP kicked out of conference

Oops. The Conservative party is meant to be focusing on law and order today at its party conference, with Home Secretary Priti Patel taking to the stage to announce new money for tackling country-lines drug gangs and a new fund for the roll-out of tasers among the police. But only metres away from the main stage, one MP was getting in hot water with security staff. This afternoon, the press area of the conference venue was briefly shut down after police were called to deal with an altercation in the International Lounge. It is believed that the Tory MP Geoffrey Clifton-Brown clashed with staff when he tried to enter the closed-off area, and police were called to settle the dispute. Clifton-Brown was then asked to leave the conference.

Watch: Boris’s ‘disposable cup’ gaffe

Boris Johnson survived his morning broadcast round without dropping any clangers but he did nearly get caught out on the floor of Tory conference. The Prime Minister was passed a cup of coffee by an aide, only for it to be quickly snatched back from the PM. The reason? 'No disposable cups', according to Boris's staffer. https://twitter.com/ashcowburn/status/1178988689868906496?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw Looks like Boris will have to wait for his caffeine fix...

Listen: Dominic Grieve heckled at conference event

They may no longer be Conservative MPs, but that did not hold back several members of the Gaukeward squad from heading to the Conservative party conference yesterday in Manchester. Former Tory MPs Dominic Grieve, David Gauke, and Alistair Burt took part in a fringe event outside the main conference area, organised by 'Conservative group for Europe'. And although the audience which had gathered was generally supportive of the 'rebel alliance' (and replete with EU flag berets), some in the crowd were less than happy with Dominic Grieve's plans to hold a second referendum.

Mark Francois: Why I won’t buy David Cameron’s book

It perhaps isn't much of a surprise that Mark Francois won't be buying David Cameron's book. But his reason for not splashing out on 'For the Record' is somewhat unusual. The Brexiteer revealed that he won't be putting it on his Christmas list for the simple reason that he doesn't appear in it. Francois told a Tory conference fringe event: 'I went to the index, i went down to F, and I looked for my name and it wasn’t there so he can keep his £25 quid.' Mr S isn't quite sure how Francois's refusal to buy the book means that Dave gets to 'keep' his money works...

Listen: Dominic Grieve and Philip Hammond booed at Brexit event

Mark Francois, Arlene Foster and John Redwood have just taken part in a panel discussion on Brexit at Manchester's Comedy Club (where else?). Francois quoted Robert Frost's poetry as he made his plea to the audience that he wanted 'to live in a free country' outside the EU. It won't come as much of a surprise that there was no love lost for Brussels' bureaucrats at the event, but there was a bigger bogeyman in the audience: Francois's former Tory party colleagues. The Tory Brexiteer and self-declared 'Spartan' reeled off a list of names of those who he said would never support Britain leaving the EU.

Ben Bradley: Tories are locked in Corbyn’s car

Ben Bradley is full of optimism about the Tory party's future. 'This could be the best thing since Mrs T', he said at a Blue Collar Conservatism fringe event last night. Bradley said the government's plans to splash the cash on police officers and hospitals would go down particularly well with voters. But he was somewhat less rosy about the current situation: 'Unfortunately we find ourselves in the parliamentary situation where we are locked in the boot of Jeremy Corbyn’s car. We were in handcuffs, we were unconscious. But we’re figuring it out. We’re going to pick the lock. We’ll break free and post the 31 October, we've got some bloody good policies to be delivered.' Mr S wishes them well on their escape bid...

Hall of Shame: The worst jokes at Tory conference

Dying is easy, comedy is hard. It seems it's even harder when you're a Tory politician. Mr Steerpike has barely had time to pick himself up from the floor after this afternoon's humorous offerings from the Conservative party conference stage, with dreadful jokes infiltrating both the speeches and the awkward panel discussions between ministers. Here are some of the worst. Please do let us know if you've come across any more howlers. Jake Berry: The only homes we are not going to build in the North of England is Sherlock Holmes! *** Esther McVey: While the Conservative party is building homes for the future, the only thing the Labour Party is building is a Brexit fence to sit on! *** Liz Truss: I’ve just flown round the world meeting our key allies.

Robert Buckland hits out at ‘unaccountable’ critics of judiciary

The judiciary has come in for a hard time following the Supreme Court's decision that Boris Johnson's prorogation of parliament was unlawful. But Lady Hale and her ten fellow justices found a staunch defender at Tory party conference this evening in the form of Robert Buckland. The Lord Chancellor hit out at critics who said their decision was politically motivated. And he told those gathered at the fringe event to ignore anonymous briefings from 'unaccountable' people: It's been quite a few weeks as a member of Cabinet, but I can tell you as well that our judiciary is in good heart, too, because whatever one thinks about the merits of decisions that are made, one iron rule has to apply: We have an independent judiciary. We have respect for the rule of law.

Jacob Rees-Mogg: it’s time to reform the House of Lords

After a successful turn on the main stage at Conservative party conference today, Commons Leader Jacob Rees-Mogg made his way to a drinks reception this evening to continue the festivities and to give another speech. There, the Cabinet minister began by listing the three areas where he felt the UK had been held back the most by the 'protectionist, Bismarckian market system of the EU': fishing, agriculture and trade. The first of which, he said, meant the government had a 'debt of honour' to repay to fishing communities, after the way they were treated when the UK joined the EU.

Dominic Grieve’s surprise turn at Tory conference

What does a Tory rebel do after they have had the Conservative whip withdrawn and then voted against the Tories having a conference recess? Go to Conservative party conference of course. Dominic Grieve has caused a stir this evening at the party’s annual meet in Manchester. The former Conservative MP – who has said he would bring down the government to prevent a no-deal Brexit – made a surprise appearance at the Tory Reform Group’s One Nation Conservative reception. Among this group of pro-EU Tories, Grieve received close to a hero’s welcome – with many attendees thanking him for his efforts to prevent no deal.

‘Tories not welcome here’: Pictures from the anti-Tory rally

Boris Johnson came in for criticism last week for his language in Parliament, but are his critics any better? Mr S headed down to a protest in Manchester timed for the start of Tory party conference to find out. It was mostly good natured, with clowns banging drums, a Boris blimp and a decent turn out despite the miserable weather. But some of those demonstrating certainly had ruder words than 'humbug' on their placards.