Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Matt Hancock’s nine firing offences – according to Dominic Cummings

Dominic Cummings was invited to appear in front of MPs today to talk about the government’s coronavirus response in the early stages of the pandemic. A neutral observer might suggest though that the true purpose of Cummings’s visit was to demolish the health secretary Matt Hancock. Near the beginning of his evidence Cummings suggested that there were ‘at least 15 to 20’ different reasons Hancock should have been fired since the outbreak and described him at various points as a 'serial liar', 'stupid', 'disgraceful' and even, 'criminal'.

Domageddon previewed: what Cummings will say

D-Day is finally here. Like the rest of SW1, Mr S will be tuning into Dominic Cummings's appearance at a Commons joint committee later today. Kick off is 9:30 a.m. with four hours of theatrics expected to focus on his criticisms of the government's handling of the Covid pandemic. The political editor of ITV Robert Peston revealed yesterday that the former chief special adviser will 'not pull his punches' and claim Johnson said 'Covid is only killing 80-year-olds' when justifying a delayed lockdown in the autumn. Now the impeccably connected Simon Walters goes further in previewing what Cummings will say this morning.

Wanted: Commons pastry provider

Amid rumours that parliamentary bosses are mulling the closure of MPs' favourite bar, Mr S is pleased to report that some traditions remain intact. An advert appeared last week on the government contracts website for the 'provision of frozen desserts and afternoon tea sweet selection.' The body demanding this service? None other than the mother of all parliaments, the Palace of Westminster. According to the advert, the corporate officers of the House of Lords and the House of Commons are seeking to contract a sole supplier for the 'provision of a selection of frozen desserts and afternoon tea products' which are to be used in 'its restaurants, banqueting and catering outlets.

Watch: Macron’s bizarre Élysée heavy metal gig

It has been a tough few years for Emmanuel Macron. Elected on a tidal wave of optimism in 2017, the famously fickle French public has since soured towards the country's youngest ever president. The 'yellow vest' movement, continued Islamist extremism and now the Covid pandemic have all damaged Macron's approval ratings, which have hovered around the -20 mark for the past 12 months. The French vaccine roll out has been plagued with difficulties – not helped by Macron's own jibes at the 'quasi-ineffective' Oxford jab – while last month an open letter was signed by a group of 20 retired generals and service personnel warning of 'civil war' over concessions to Islamism.

Scottish Covid adviser’s vaccine U-turn

Professor Devi Sridhar has been rarely off Scottish television screens during the pandemic. The Edinburgh academic has become something of an SNP pin-up owing to her membership of the Scottish government’s Covid advisory group. In this capacity she has repeatedly lobbied for more Holyrood powers which she claimed were necessary to stop the spread of coronavirus – powers that were already at Nicola Sturgeon's disposal when Sridhar demanded it. She has also frequently praised the First Minister’s ‘wise words’, her ‘strong leadership’, and ‘decisive action’ in tackling the virus.

Watch: Tory MP savages ‘rotten’ BBC

It has been a bruising afternoon for the BBC in the House of Commons. An urgent question was granted on the findings of the Dyson report into the Martin Bashir affair and the subsequent cover up of how Panorama obtained its Princess Diana interview in 1995. Tory MP after Tory MP has queued up to lambast the Beeb for its failings. Memorable moments included John Redwood asking, 'How can someone who supports Brexit, believes in the Union and loves England be persuaded that the BBC’s views of public service broadcasting in future be fair to their views?' and Iain Duncan Smith calling for BBC bosses and Bashir to be referred to the police for a fraud investigation.

Watch: Labour MP’s conspiracy theory about Boris Johnson’s illness

Valerie Vaz's month goes from bad to worse. The Labour MP was one of just two frontbenchers sacked by Keir Starmer a fortnight ago in the wake of the party's Hartlepool defeat. The surprise move prompted political journalists to joke that sacking Vaz as shadow leader of the House had been just the response red wall voters were demanding. But Vaz appears to have done her career little good today after a bizarre moment on Politics Live this afternoon. The MP decided that this was the moment to speculate about the state of Boris Johnson's health during his Covid fight at the beginning of April 2020, telling baffled panelists that the Prime Minister wasn’t as ill in intensive care as the public were led to believe.

Are MPs set to lose their favourite bar?

Word reaches Steerpike of a dastardly plot to rob MPs of their favourite watering hole. The Strangers' Bar is located in the heart of the Palace of Westminster and has been plying honourable members with subsidised booze for generations. But now parliamentary bosses are feared to be considering the closure or dramatic overhaul of Strangers, under the pretext of Covid.  It follows a string of scandals at the establishment including the infamous Eric Joyce assault in 2012, with one Westminster regular muttering to Mr S darkly that 'a faction of men in tights want to kill it.

SNP councillor on Eurovision: ‘We hate the UK too’

After the UK finished bottom of Eurovision on Saturday, you might have thought British hopeful James Newman was the big loser of the night. But step forward, Rhiannon Spear, SNP Greater Pollok representative, who managed to embarrass her newly re-elected party with a late night display of classlessness.The SNP's national women's convenor posted: 'It's ok Europe we hate the United Kingdom too. Love, Scotland.' Spear also serves as chair of Glasgow City Council’s education committee, tasked with the development of school curricula and educational attainment of children – what an example she sets them.

BBC journalist: ‘Hitler was right’

It has not been a happy week for the BBC. The corporation has spent the last four days grappling with the fall out from Lord Dyson's damning report into the Martin Bashir affair and Prince William's angry response. Now a fresh controversy has blown up in the BBC Monitoring unit. Digital journalist Tala Halawa has been closely involved in the Beeb's recent coverage of the Israel-Palestine conflict, providing additional reporting in a piece on children who have died and fronting a video about the model Bella Hadid's views on the issue. Halawa is the Palestine Specialist in BBC Monitoring, specialising in Palestinian affairs and reporting for BBC services such as the Arabic website and the BBC World Service.

Can Goodwill defeat the Brady bunch?

There have been few constants in British politics this past decade but Sir Graham Brady has been one of them. Elected chairman of the 1922 committee of backbench Tory MPs in 2010, Brady has served continually ever since – barring a brief moment of madness to consider a leadership bid back in the crazy days of 2019. Tough, independently-minded, experienced – he is to many what a 1922 chair should be. But now Brady faces a challenge in the form of onetime immigration minister Robert Goodwill. The latter is seen as a more congenial figure to some, in contrast to Brady’s very public past interventions on Europe, HS2, the badger cull and now Covid lockdowns.

Fact check: is Ian Blackford really a ‘humble crofter’?

Mr S enjoyed the spectacle of the SNP's orotund Westminster Ian Blackford claiming at this week's PMQs that he is a 'member of Scotland’s crofter community.' The Edinburgh-born ex-banker provoked much laughter with the claim about his smallholding which he cited to justify an attack on Boris Johnson for 'planning to throw our farmers and crofters under the Brexit bus.' A similar claim back in 2018 that he was merely a 'humble crofter' prompted fellow former financier Greg Hands to remark: 'I had a career in the City and I don’t recall him being a simple crofter at that time. Maybe that was his codename on his Bloomberg terminal as he was buying and selling financial assets.

Sturgeon’s Indian variant hypocrisy

With the Holyrood elections now over, Nicola Nicola Sturgeon has resumed her previous habit of fronting daily Covid press conferences – except, err, when it is convenient that she doesn't appear. Beginning today's briefing, Sturgeon referred to the 'so-called Indian variant' and declared she would call it by another name: From now on, I will refer to that variant as the April-02 variant. In recent weeks, this variant has become quite established in many parts of the UK, including in Scotland, and we have reason to believe it might be even more transmissible than the Kent variant. Curiously the First Minister Sturgeon felt no such need to rename the Kent variant – though Mr S can hazard a guess why.

Prince Harry criticises his family (again)

Just days after appearing on a podcast in which he called America's first amendment 'bonkers' Prince Harry has now popped up again in another interview with Oprah Winfrey. Back in March, in his infamous joint interview with Meghan Markle, Harry told the media mogul that Prince Charles had cut off all communication with him but that 'I will continue to make it one of my priorities to heal that relationship.' So it was curious to hear the Duke of Sussex yet again criticising his father and the rest of his family in the interview, accusing them of 'total neglect' in its treatment towards he and his wife.

Hacked Off’s curious silence on Martin Bashir

It has not been a happy day for those in Broadcasting House. An inquiry into Martin Bashir's 1995 Panorama interview with Princess Diana has concluded the BBC 'fell short of its high standards of integrity and transparency' and that Bashir acted in a 'deceitful' way by faking documents to obtain the sit down chat.  Judge Lord Dyson found the Beeb's subsequent probe into the incident to be 'woefully ineffective' with current Director-General Tim Davie forced to issue a grovelling apology. Bashir's account of events is described as 'incredible, unreliable, and in some cases dishonest' with some describing it as 'the BBC's phone hacking moment.

Life peer in ‘Israeli child killers’ fake news storm

It has been an eventful years for Lord Nazir Ahmed. Created a life peer on the recommendation of Tony Blair back in 1998, the noble Lord repaid the favour by becoming one of Blair's most vociferous foreign policy critics, claiming that the government had tapped his phone and that the suicide bombers of 7/7 had an 'identity crisis.'  Since then he has been involved in various scandals including receiving a prison sentence for dangerous driving, blaming a Jewish conspiracy for the aforementioned sentence which led to his resignation from the Labour party and allegations of sexual impropriety which resulted in his retirement from the Lords just days before his expulsion.

Saint Jacinda’s immigration clampdown

For several years now New Zealand Jacinda Ardern has enjoyed the status of being one of the world's leading liberal icons. The popular premier has backed progressive policies like bereavement leave for miscarriage, gun control reforms and tackling period poverty. Her handling of the pandemic – completely shutting the country off from the rest of the world – was rewarded by the voters last October when she romped home in a landslide. Predictably of course such actions have been greeted with an orgy of fawning praise from politicians here in Britain.

London Labour youth wing calls for the abolition of Israel

Pro-Palestine rallies were held across the country at the weekend amid the deteriorating situation in the Middle East. Onetime Labour leader turned independent backbencher Jeremy Corbyn was the star attraction at the London shindig, waving a rose to his adoring fans just yards away from a ten foot inflatable caricature with devil horns and maniacal red eyes. While the suspended MP enjoyed a rapturous reception, he probably did his bid for re-admittance to Labour little good after being introduced to the stage by comedian Alexei Sayle who called his successor Keir Starmer 'a little shitbag'.

Revealed: George Eustice’s new nickname

George Eustice has not enjoyed an easy time since being elevated to the Cabinet last year. The environment secretary has had a lot on his plate with the Brexit fall out, pesticide squabbles, a department dominated by Goldsmith allies and near-endless rows about free trade deals impacting Britain's food. This week a Cabinet row over talks with Australia has exploded out into the open with Eustice's faction concerned about the consequences for British farmers if trade secretary Liz Truss secures a tariff-free deal. Not for nothing is a new nickname for the hapless minister now doing the rounds: George Useless.

Neil Ferguson’s Indian variant optimism: ‘the curves are flattening’

Amid much gloom in Westminster over the threat posed by the new Covid Indian variant, Mr S was intrigued to hear a counter blast of optimism this morning from an unlikely source – Professor Neil Ferguson.  The epidemiologist appeared on Radio 4's Today programme in which he said that this new strain appears to be less transmissible than some have previously feared as the 'curves are flattening a little' according to the 'most recent data.' Presenter Nick Robinson asked: Transmissibility is this key thing that you're looking to get the answer to.