Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Who will save parliament’s choir?

Few institutions are as treasured in the Palace of Westminster as the parliamentary choir – though perhaps the terrace canteen's jerk chicken recipe runs it close. The choir is arguably the best embodiment of the cross-party spirit, in which Tory MPs, Labour peers and House staff members can all sing alongside one another. Or as the choir's music director Simon Over once quipped: 'There are just four parties in this choir – Sopranos, Altos, Tenors and Basses and that's it.' The choir is best known for its hugely popular Christmas services of festive choral works, seasonal readings and audience carols held every December. But now the future of the choir has been threatened by the scales of justice stacked against it.

Listen: Department for Education’s new patriotic anthem

After last year's A-level results day debacle and the ongoing saga about catch-up funding, Gavin Williamson is one of the bookies' favourites for the Cabinet chop. The incumbent education secretary has suffered some brutal headlines in the last 12 months and appears to have stumbled on the culture wars as his best bet for ministerial survival, jumping headfirst earlier this month into the Oxford Queen portrait row. https://twitter.com/educationgovuk/status/1406990765906145281?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw Now though Williamson's department might have overstepped itself in its zeal to promote British values.

Shadow ministers’ grousing gaffes

Few trends are as little remarked upon in British politics as the strange death of rural Labour. Back in 2001 the party held more than 100 seats in rural England and Wales; today the figure has slumped to just 17. Whereas once both comfortable shires and working class countryside constituencies were red on the map, now such places are seas of blue. In such circumstances, you would have hoped Labour's frontbenchers would be well briefed on the issues facing the countryside. So Steerpike was surprised therefore to tune into yesterday's Westminster Hall debate on grouse shooting – prompted by a petition backed by broadcaster Chris Packham's outfit Wild Justice – and hear the party's spokesmen talk about the practice.

Labour’s house building hypocrisy

The imminent departure of Labour's communications team appears to have done little to galvanise its flagging social media game. Party staffers yesterday released a new campaign graphic on Twitter, labelling the government's proposed liberalisation of planning laws a 'Developers' charter' accompanied by the old jibe at 'Tory party donors.'  Some online were quick to point out the cynicism of such a move, coming just three days after the party's poor performance in Chesham and Amersham, in which the Liberal Democrats quoted Tory grandees denouncing the plans. Others noted that the image in question is of Little Barrington where average house prices start at £1.6 million, which could be something to do with the current planning laws. https://twitter.

Did Liz Truss snub Justin Welby?

Back in October, international trade secretary Liz Truss held the first meeting of the reconvened historic Board of Trade after decades in abeyance. The appointment of former Aussie PM Tony Abbott among others to this once great commercial champion prompted a paroxysm of fury from the usual suspects, with Truss's shadow Emily Thornberry dubbing him a 'Trump-worshipping misogynist.' But now it transpires that Abbott's appointment could have been the least of the Department of International Trade's worries. A Freedom of Information request has confirmed that the modern Board is a continuation of the late eighteenth century entity, established by the Order in Council of 1784.

Galloway gets the gang back together in Batley and Spen

The final fortnight of the Batley and Spen by-election has turned ugly up in West Yorkshire. Yesterday, the Mail on Sunday columnist Dan Hodges quoted an anonymous Labour official claiming that  'We're haemorrhaging votes among Muslim voters and the reason for that is what Keir has been doing on antisemitism... he challenged Corbyn on it and there's been a backlash among certain sections of the community.' Predictably such an incendiary quote sparked fury among Labour MPs with the hunt now on for the possible culprit. But as tensions rise in the seat and polls show a narrow six point lead, one familiar face seems all too happy to cause as much controversy as possible.

The best and worst of Cummings’s online Q&A

He was once best known for his expansive, rambling blog posts but now Dominic Cummings appears to have a new favourite form of medium. Boris Johnson's former chief special adviser announced a fortnight ago he was joining paid-for newsletter site Substack, launching his first incendiary post last Wednesday by sharing screenshots in which his former boss called health secretary Matt Hancock 'hopeless.' Today the Vote Leave supremo has returned to the site for an 'ask me anything' public Q&A session with his army of public subscribers who paid £100 a year for the privilege. Mr S is reading along with the rest of Westminster and will be providing you with a list of the highlights and lowlights from Cummings's virtual grill-athon.

Remainers declare war on Fox’s biscuits

Next Thursday is election day in the Batley and Spen by-election and with polls showing a six point Tory lead, it's no surprise CCHQ has been stepping up its ground game there. Boris Johnson was deployed on Friday to visit the constituency, taking in Batley's largest employer, Fox's biscuit factory, the home of kids' favourite party rings. Asked for his favourite biscuit, a suitably on message PM told local hacks: 'My favourite biscuit I had today was a Fox’s jam and cream I think it’s called. It was terrific' Unfortunately for Fox's the Prime Minister's visit has gone down less favourably on social media, with some of the most notorious Remainiac accounts using it as a chance to dunk on the popular biscuit manufacturer.

Pope puts EU founder on the road to sainthood

To many in Brussels, the French statesman is already a saint. But now Pope Francis has decided to put Robert Schuman — the foundering father of the European Union — on the path to sainthood. A decree has been issued by the Vatican recognising his 'heroic virtues', the first step in the formal process of canonisation. Two miracles now have to be attributed to him in order for Schuman to achieve full sainthood — a task that might prove difficult given the EU's track record. Schuman began plans for a Council of Europe in 1948 during his final days as Prime Minister of France, establishing a long-standing tradition of late-career politicians securing new European sinecures.

John Bercow joins Labour

John Bercow has once again broken with convention. The former House of Commons Speaker has defied three centuries of tradition by announcing a return to party politics post-speakership with an 'extraordinary broadside' against Boris Johnson.  His reason for joining the Labour party – or making the move official, as Tory wags now quip – is primarily his disgust at the 'reactionary, populist, nationalistic and sometimes even xenophobic' Conservative party and his support for the 'Labour brand' of 'equality, social justice and internationalism.' Quite a claim for a onetime committee secretary of the hard-right Monday Club who backed the 'assisted repatriation' of immigrants. https://twitter.com/pauljholmes/status/1406369369119248384?

Naz Shah’s new community cohesion effort

Oh dear. It was just two weeks ago that Labour’s Naz Shah found herself in trouble for attending a pro-Palestinian rally in Bradford at which a speaker made antisemitic remarks in Arabic. Now the shadow minister for community cohesion appears to be again tempting fate after a scheduled appearance next month at a charity dinner alongside fellow frontbencher Imran Hussain MP. A poster circulated for the ‘Free Gaza, Free Palestine’ fundraiser at the Bradford Hotel on July 3, showed smiling images of the two MPs alongside Imam Asim Hussain for the £25 a head three-course dinner.

Labour axes its communications head

The No. 10 media operation has become notorious for releasing announcements late on a Friday night when most hacks have already filed their stories.  Now it seems Labour is learning from the masters of the dark arts, having finally pulled off a successful media strategy – revealing the resignation of its most senior communications official just an hour before the England v Scotland kick off. Ben Nunn, Keir Starmer’s longtime aide and current Labour director of communications, is out after months of criticism from MPs and journalists about the lack of a coherent message from the leader’s office.

Dominic Grieve’s Bucks blunder

Following this morning's shock by-election result, gloom and despair are gripping much of the Conservative party in the South of England. But one ex-Tory Cabinet minister was in brighter spirits today, with former Attorney General Dominic Grieve popping up on BBC News to explain why his onetime colleague turned Brexit nemesis Boris Johnson is to blame for the defeat in true blue Buckinghamshire. Grieve, who lost the Tory whip on Johnson's orders in September 2019 after voting with opposition MPs on a three line whip, has repaid the snub by frequent jibes at the Prime Minister, such as labelling him a 'vacuum of integrity.

Watch: NHS chief refuses to say if Matt Hancock is ‘hopeless’

They say you should keep your friends close and your enemies even closer. If that’s the case, there must be an awful lot of people who are close to the health secretary, Matt Hancock. Hancock has not had the best of weeks. On Wednesday, Dominic Cummings released a series of WhatsApps which appeared to show the Prime Minister calling the health secretary ‘hopeless’ in the midst of the coronavirus crisis. Asked about the texts later, Hancock meekly replied that he ‘didn’t think’ he was that useless. Now it turns out that he isn’t exactly well-regarded by senior NHS officials either. In an interview yesterday, the outgoing chief of the NHS, Sir Simon Stevens, was asked whether he thought Matt Hancock was hopeless too.

Lords skewer the Animal Sentience Bill

Last month's Queen Speech was noteworthy for how little it contained, with the only rabbit out of the legislative hat being (appropriately enough) the Animal Sentience Bill.  But now the proposed legislation, which would give vertebrates a legal right to feel happiness and suffering, has started to attract serious scrutiny as it enters the committee stage of the House of Lords. On Sunday Mr S noted that Lord Goldsmith's response to a parliamentary question hinted that crabs, lobsters and other invertebrates could be included in the scope of the proposed protections. Now it appears parliamentarians have begun to take note, judging by yesterday's debate in the Upper House.

Scottish council bans the word ‘Tories’

Political rhetoric is fairly blunt in the west of Scotland but it seems one SNP councillor has gone too far. Tony Gurney, who represents the Nationalists on North Ayrshire Council, has been hauled over the coals for using a four-letter word: Tory. At last week’s council meeting, Tory — sorry, Conservative — councillor Todd Ferguson raised a point of order over his opponent’s ‘derogatory’ language. Ferguson complained: ‘This is the second time… that Councillor Gurney’s referred to 'Tories'. It’s a derogatory term and I’d prefer that he call us by our appropriate name, which is 'the Conservatives' or 'the Scottish Conservative and Unionist Party'.

Watch: Charles Walker MP calls for elections to Sage

Few MPs in the House of Commons have been as eloquent on either side of the lockdown argument as Charles Walker. The MP for Broxbourne returned to the chamber yesterday afternoon to take aim at the scientists sitting on Sage — the government's Scientific Advisory Group for Emergencies. Walker — who has accused Boris Johnson of treating MPs like dogs and carried around a pint of milk in protest — began his speech by contrasting the status of elected members with that of the unelected 'experts': As you know, Mr Deputy Speaker, Sage has huge power over our lives. It has power over whom we hug and hold. It has power over which businesses open and which businesses close. In essence, it has power over who keeps their job and who loses their job.

The top four ‘Dom bombs’ from Cummings’s Substack

Just minutes before Prime Ministers’ Questions, Dominic Cummings did what he does best: fire off another salvo in one of his long-running feuds. The former chief special adviser took to Substack to hurl another 7,249 word grenade at his onetime Tory colleagues and while it’s the screenshots of Boris Johnson calling the testing situation 'totally fucking hopeless' that will get the most attention, there are a number of incendiary claims worth following up too. Below are the top four ‘Dom bombs’ identified by Mr Steerpike…  Hancock responsible for care homes debacle Last week Matt Hancock told MPs he had seen no evidence to suggest any medical staff had died because of a lack of PPE and that 'everybody got the treatment they needed.

Cummings: Boris said Hancock has been ‘hopeless’

Since his eight hour long testimony to a joint select committee last month Dominic Cummings has been unusually quiet. The Vote Leave maestro has declined interview requests after levelling a litany of accusations at Boris Johnson and his government, leaving Matt Hancock and others to defend their record in various studios and parliamentary appearances. Now though he has returned to the fray in a 7,250 word Substack post to his £100 a year subscribers. Steerpike is still working his way manfully through reams of Cummings prose but once again Matt Hancock does not come out well.

Supreme Court justice’s £104 bill for 1.4 mile taxi

Members of the Supreme Court have had something of a wary relationship with ministers in recent years. Since the landmark Gina Miller verdict in January 2017 and then the unanimous prorogation case in September 2019, there have been various Tory rumblings in Westminster about moves to abolish, reform or simply rename the highest court in the land.  Amid fears of an increasingly 'activist' court and accusations of bias, senior judges have been understandably jumpy about their future with current Supreme Court president Lord Reed claiming in March that any renaming would be ‘idiotic’ and 'an act of national self-harm.