Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Royal rumpus as hacks lose office access

Preparations for Her Majesty's Lying-in-State in Westminster Hall are continuing and all is not well in the Houses of Parliament. After yesterday's news that MPs' staff are unhappy at their exclusion from those given priority access to pay their last respects, now Mr S can tell his readers that at least two other fresh rows are brewing. The first is about whether former Members of Parliament who are not sitting members of the House of Lords will be allowed priority access to avoid predicted queues of up to 30 hours to file past the coffin. Unfortunately, the special phone number which former Members have been given to arrange such visits to Westminster Hall is not working, according to one ex-MP who phoned Mr S to convey his disappointment.

The Brit-bashing fetish of American broadcasters

Comparing the Russian and American royal coverage of the last few days, you'd never guess which was on the UK's side. Whereas Vladimir Putin has praised the late Queen and Russian tabloid Komsomolskaya Pravda called her ‘the last living titan of the 20th century,’ some of the transatlantic broadcasters appeared to greet the death of the sovereign as little more than an invitation for some good old-fashioned Brit-bashing. Take MSNBC. On Saturday, TV host Ali Velshi began a special on the Queen's legacy by condemning the royal family. He claimed that she 'represented an institution that had a long and ugly history of brutal colonialism, violence, theft and slavery,' even though, on Elizabeth's watch, Britain decolonised its empire and embraced multiculturalism.

Parly staffers demand to see the Queen

As Her Majesty the Queen embarks on her final journey south, many in Westminster are preparing to attend the Lying-in-State for the monarch. This will take place in Westminster Hall, the oldest part of the Palace of Westminster, at the heart of British government. The Queen will lie in state here for four full days before her funeral on Monday 19 September, allowing members of the public to file past and pay their respects. The last member of the Royal Family to lie in state in the hall was the Queen Mother in 2002, when more than 200,000 people queued to view her coffin, all of whom had to wait hours in line to pay their last respects.

Watch: Charles is proclaimed King

King Charles III has been proclaimed monarch of the United Kingdom. At a ceremony at St James’s Palace – attended by 250 dignitaries, including privy councillors and high commissioners of Commonwealth states – the Accession Council formally proclaimed the new sovereign. This is the first time the ancient ceremony, which has not been held for 70 years, has been televised in history. The ceremony did not make Charles King, which he became instantly on the Queen’s death, but confirmed his accession. All of the living former Prime Ministers were in attendance at the ceremony, with David Cameron, Theresa May, John Major, Boris Johnson, Gordon Brown, and Tony Blair standing on the front row of the ceremony.

King Charles addresses the nation

This evening King Charles III addressed the nation for the first time as sovereign. He reflected on his mother's life-long service and pledged to do the same, saying: 'As the Queen herself did with such unswerving devotion, I too now solemnly pledge myself throughout the remaining time God grants me, to uphold the constitutional principles at the heart of our nation.' The King praised his predecessor, remarking how 'in her life of service we saw that abiding love of tradition, together with that fearless embrace of progress, which make us great as Nations. The affection, admiration and respect she inspired became the hallmark of her reign.

Watch: Theresa May’s cheese tribute to the Queen

There's a grim mood in parliament today. Across the House, MPs are queuing up to pay tribute to Her Majesty with Boris Johnson and Keir Starmer delivering two noticeably excellent speeches. But some light relief on this dark day has been offered by recollections of the Queen's sense of humour and ability to make people feel at ease, no matter their background. And it was Theresa May who got one of the few laughs of the day when she recalled staying with the royal family at Balmoral. She told the House of a picnic she had with the late monarch: The hampers came from the castle and we all mucked in to put the food and drink out on the table. I picked up some cheese, put it on a plate and was transferring it to the table. The cheese fell on the floor. I had a split-second decision to make.

Watch: Boris Johnson’s tribute to the Queen

There's a sombre mood in parliament today as MPs gather to pay tribute to the Queen. Over the following days, they will swear allegiance to the new King and share their memories and recollections of Elizabeth II. Prime Minister Liz Truss opened the proceedings in parliament, telling the House that the late monarch was one of 'the greatest leaders the world has ever known. She was the rock on which modern Britain was built.' Sir Keir Starmer quoted Philip Larkin and told members that 'she did not simply reign over us, she lived alongside us.' Then it was the turn of the Father of the House, Sir Peter Bottomley, followed by the Queen's 14th Prime Minister Boris Johnson.

The New York Times’s tasteless Queen op-ed

The Queen’s death has prompted an outpouring of mourning around the globe. But that sense of loss apparently doesn’t extend to the newsroom of the New York Times, where tragedy was inevitably greeted as an invitation for clickbait. Having previously hired the services of Russia Today’s Jonathan Pie to castigate Britain, the world’s worst newspaper has now blundered again, publishing an opinion piece on its homepage that most would regard as insensitive at best. The piece was by Harvard academic Maya Jasanoff, titled ‘Mourn the Queen, Not Her Empire’ – a command which, er, scarcely needs saying given HM’s love of the Commonwealth.

Watch: Dr Dre interrupts Coffey’s first interview

Therese Coffey is a well-known music lover. When she's not reciting prayers for Queen and country, she's enlivening the corridors of parliament with her karaoke singing. But this morning the newly appointed Health Secretary suffered a moment of slight embarrassment after her ring tone went off in her first broadcast interview on LBC. Interviewer Nick Ferrari is used to his guests practicing all kinds of trick to evade questioning when they enter his studios but even he can't have been prepared for the lyrical offerings of Dr Dre at 8:00 a.m. Coffey explained it was her ring tone for an alarm that she had forgot to switch off. He shot back 'Dr Dre with Dr Coffey, the Health Secretary, it just gets better and better!

Tory big beasts battle for Tugendhat’s job

The great ministerial merry go round continues at pace. Liz Truss's triumph in the leadership race has seen a number of ambitious MPs enter government for the first time; among them is Tom Tugendhat, the chairman of the Foreign Affairs Committee. His new frontbench role as security minister means he has to surrender his post as head of the backbench committee, triggering something of a bun fight over who gets to replace him. Select committee chairmanships are highly valued prizes, bestowing the incumbent with prestige, profile and an extra £15,000 salary bonus. And it's no surprise then that two of the biggest beasts in the backbench Tory jungle are set to battle it out to replace Tugendhat.

Johnny Mercer’s wife turns her guns on Truss

Tory wives: where would we be without them? Among the casualties of today's reshuffle was Johnny Mercer, the veterans' minister who duly published a farewell letter on Commons headed paper, defending his record in post. The former soldier wrote how 'disappointed' he was 'to leave a role I established' adding, acidly, that 'any Prime Minister is entitled to reward her supporters.' But now his wife Felicity has revealed the truth behind the lengthy statement, with a pithy tweet featuring a blonde Beaker of the Muppets. Felicity Cornelius-Mercer declared on Twitter this evening that Mercer, the 'best person I know' had been 'sacked by an imbecile.' According to her, Truss was unable to give a justification for the Plymouth MP's dismissal.

Meghan Markle’s self-centred psychobabble

Move over Liz Truss, the real leaders of our global future are in Manchester this week – not Westminster. The Duke and Duchess of Sussex, having apparently got bored of their LA exile, appeared at the One Young World Summit to speak to the next generation of ambitious strivers. The event, described as ‘a chance for the individuals responsible for shaping the future, to come together to confront the biggest challenges facing humanity,’ had Meghan down for a speech about gender equality. What they got was a lecture about… Meghan. Leadership tomorrow means talking about yourself today. In seven short minutes, the duchess managed to squeeze in 54 references to herself In seven short minutes, the duchess managed to squeeze in 54 references to herself.

Flashback: Truss calls for the monarchy’s abolition

It's Liz versus Liz today as the Queen prepares to kiss hands at Balmoral with Britain's 56th Prime Minister. While attention will focus this morning on Boris Johnson's imminent resignation statement, it will thereafter shift to his successor, as she becomes Her Majesty's 15th First Minister of her 70 year-long reign. But Truss is slightly different from Elizabeth II's previous 14 premiers: she's the only one to openly call for the abolition of the monarchy. Archival footage remains of Truss delivering a fiery speech to the 1994 Liberal Democrat conference in which she talked of canvassing outside the Royal Pavilion in Brighton and (ironically) finding no support for the royals.

The New York Times blunders on Britain (again)

Quick, nurse! Those boss-eyed Brit-bashers at the New York Times are at it again! The antics of America's least reliable news source continue to amuse and irritate in equal measure, with the NYT concocting an image of Britain for its readers that seems strikingly at odds with reality. In the fevered imaginations of the average NYT reader, the UK is a quasi-dictatorial kingdom, where locals huddle round bin fires on the streets of London, gnawing on legs of mutton and cavorting in swamps. That is thanks to a series of bizarre editorial choices by the NYT, including the continued employment of former Russia Today star Tom Walker, better known as fictitious news reporter Jonathan Pie.

Who will lead for Liz in the Lords?

The Westminster WhatsApps are ablaze this morning with the age old question: who is up and who is down? With Liz Truss's coronation expected just before lunchtime, attention has turned to the identity of her new cabinet. The dynamics and timing of the contest have meant the last few weeks of this election has become something of a protracted transition, with half the top jobs already divvied up. But one role over which there are question marks is the leadership of the House of Lords. In recent years, relations between the Upper House and No. 10 have deteriorated somewhat, in light of rows over Brexit and parliamentary procedure. For six years, Natalie Evans has been the government's great survivor, presiding over peers as Leader of the House of Lords.

Laura Kuenssberg’s new show falls apart on the launch pad

Well, that was…interesting. The BBC’s flagship political interview show, hosted first by Sir David Frost then by Andrew Marr, relaunched this morning under Laura Kuenssberg. On paper, she had it all sorted: she secured an interview with leadership frontrunner Liz Truss after she had pulled out of one with Nick Robinson just days before. It was a decent interview, as you’d expect from a former BBC political editor. It felt like the first interview of her premiership. https://www.youtube.com/watch?

Did Sadiq Khan force Cressida Dick out?

Crime is on the rise in London but spare a thought for the real victim in all of this: Cressida Dick. The former Metropolitan Police Commissioner quit her post in February after a string of scandals on her watch. But an independent report has today claimed that she 'felt intimidated' into resigning after an ultimatum from London mayor Sadiq Khan. The report, written by the former chief inspector of constabulary Sir Tom Winsor, says: In my view, in this case, the commissioner faced political pressure from the mayor to resign, that pressure being of a character and intensity which was effectively his calling on her to leave office, outside the established statutory procedure and contrary to the wider legislative scheme.

Boris’s resignation honours list: runners and riders

There's very much an end of days feel in SW1 right now. With parliament in recess and a Truss coronation imminent, many of Boris Johnson's ancien régime are making the most of their final week in office, attending endless leaving drinks and working out which consultancy they want to jump to next. But in the watering holes of Westminster the current topic of discussion among apparatchiks and bag-carriers is which of their number will be rewarded in Johnson's forthcoming resignation honours list? Such expectations though are tinged somewhat by the knowledge of the controversy that such a list will inevitably provoke when made public. 'It's going to make the Lavender list look like a model of good government' said one insider to Mr S.

Westminster grapples with TikTok craze

Whoever wins the Tory leadership on Monday will face a mountain of problems from day one. War, inflation, spiralling costs and a mutinous party: the in-tray will be veritably groaning. One issue that won't perhaps be at the top of the list will be the future of the Prime Ministerial TikTok account: 10downingstreet. Officials have spent the past 11 months running the account, uploading videos of Boris goofing around to the page's 292,000 followers. His presumptive successor though takes a rather more dim view of TikTok, whose parent company ByteDance has been criticised for its ties to Beijing.

Truss’s Oxford Europhilia revealed

Throughout the leadership contest, Liz Truss has been all too keen to paint herself as a Brexit queen, keen to slay the dragons of Brussels. Yet Mr S has been doing some digging into the Foreign Secretary’s past and it transpires she was rather more of a Europhile than previously revealed. Truss even headed up a pro-EU group that backed the Maastricht Treaty while a student at Oxford University doing PPE. Despite being a late convert to the Brexit cause, the PM-in-waiting was once an active Liberal Democrat and pro-European. As a blue stocking girl in the mid-1990s she was a key player in the federalist Oxford Reform Club, even being snapped alongside Theresa May's controversial EU negotiator Olly Robbins when the pair were students.