Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Poll: voters don’t want Boris in Truss’s cabinet

The Tory leadership race is almost over and at last a new PM will be announced. Most expect that next Tuesday it will be Liz Truss, the Insta-loving, Beyonce-quoting, cheese-bashing Foreign Secretary, who will be stutting her way up Downing Street to the famous door of No. 10. Her first order of business – after kissing hands with the Queen and giving her nuclear instructions – will be the appointment of a new cabinet: a chance to reward friends and purge rivals. Steerpike thought it only fair therefore to see what the public makes of the prospect of several well-known Westminster faces making a return under Truss.

The V&A’s Tory troubles

All political lives, famously, end in failure: but not so for Tristram Hunt, the former Labour education spokesman now recast as Director of the V&A. Back in 2017, Hunt managed to leverage his academic credentials to trade in life on the backbenches under Jeremy Corbyn to run one of the world's largest art museums instead. He now gets a cushty £200,000 in salary, bonus and pension benefits. Not a bad swap! But is Tristram overcompensating somewhat in a bid to break with his Labour past? For in recent months, the intellectual athenaeum has been lambasted in, unusually, the Guardian of all places, with the liberal organ bemoaning the V&A's current direction of travel.

GB News shakes up its stars

The winds of change are blowing through Paddington, with news reaching Steerpike of something of a bloodbath over at GB News. The self-proclaimed 'People's Channel' is currently undergoing a shake-up in its personnel and programming, with staff being told today of changes to take effect from the beginning of next week. All individual shows between midday to 4 p.m are to be effectively scrapped and replaced. Stars Gloria De Piero, the former MP, and economics journalist Liam Halligan will therefore no longer work on their current shows: instead they will both expand on their work on other features. De Piero also gets to co-host a new weekday show, titled simply: 'GB Newsday.

‘Rude and threatening’: MPs bully expenses staff

Given the state of the country, you’d have thought MPs might have better things to do than abuse and belittle those running the parliamentary expenses scheme. But that’s exactly what some of our elected masters appear to have been doing in recent months, according to a Freedom of Information request sent by Mr S. Staff at the Independent Parliamentary Standards Authority (IPSA) recorded six anonymised incidents of ‘bullying and abusive behaviour by MPs’ in one 14-month period between July 2020 and September 2021. Among them include one male MP ‘threatening to make bullying and harassment complaints against [IPSA’s] validation team if they do not approve his wrongly categorised claims for taxis.

Meghan Markle vs Mariah Carey: who’s the biggest diva?

It’s Tuesday. That means that once again, it’s time to listen to Meghan of Montecito talk about herself on her new podcast Archetypes. This week, to pad out the hour, Meghan brings in Mariah Carey to talk about the ‘complexities’ surrounding the word diva.  Oh great, more words that Meghan doesn’t like! Steerpike was starting to think she had run out of so-called ‘labels’.  During the episode, pop star Mariah opened up about the difficulties she faced growing up, saying (in a slightly garbled confessional tone): ‘I didn’t fit in, it would be more of the black area of town, or then you could be where my mom chose to live, where the more white neighbourhoods, and I didn’t fit in anywhere at all.

Kwasi prepares for life in No. 11

When you're preparing for power, there's not a moment to spare. Fresh from knifing each other in the pages of the Mail on Sunday, team Truss have now turned their attention to government, insisting there's no time to now do Nick Robinson's long-awaited interview with the Foreign Secretary. And few know that better than Kwasi Kwarteng, a long-time Truss ally, who is widely tipped to become her next door neighbour and Chancellor in the new government. Given the focus on avoiding the looming energy crisis, Steerpike was intrigued to see that someone within parliament has helpfully tried to clean up Kwarteng's Wikipedia entry, ahead of his rumoured move into No. 11. A section describing Kwasi’s role during the Owen Patterson affair was removed at 11:43 today by an I.

Six of the worst bits of Meghan Markle’s interview

'I have a lot to say' claims Meghan Markle 'until I don't.' But there's no sign of such silence happening anytime soon, given the Duchess of Sussex's latest sally in the pages of an American magazine. Whatever happened to all that privacy, eh? In a 6,400 word cover piece for The Cut, the Duchess certainly had plenty to say on everything from the British media and royal family to how little girls see her as a 'princess' and of course the similarities between her wedding and the release of Nelson Mandela from prison. Already the Mandela family have hit back, with the great man's grandson declaring that 'overcoming 60 years of apartheid' cannot be equated with 'marrying a white prince.

Sturgeon’s swipe at Scottish voters

There was a lot more rubbish than usual at the Edinburgh festivals this August. With refuse workers out on strike, the debris piled high in the Scottish capital and other cities, much to the dismay of visiting tourists. But one attendee who remains clearly undaunted is Nicola 'friend of the stars' Sturgeon, who last night returned to make her fifth appearance at Edinburgh’s festivals to interview pro-independence actor Brian Cox. And it wasn't just the local bins overflowing with garbage, as Sturgeon and Cox shared in an orgy of congratulatory nationalist self-love. ‘I just don’t give a fuck any more,’ he declared. ‘I can’t wait to reach that stage,’ she replied. ‘Nicola, you’ll reach that stage,’ he retorted.

Truss pulls out of Nick Robinson interview

With a week to go until a new prime minister enters 10 Downing Street, the frontrunner Liz Truss has been criticised so far for limiting her media appearances – instead focussing on meeting the membership and making plans for government. So her decision to belatedly agree to a BBC interview with Nick Robinson won her praise. As the former BBC political editor wrote in this week's Spectator: '[Viewers] want to see and hear their leaders questioned, challenged and tested about the decisions which shape their lives. Credit to Truss and Sunak for agreeing to just that.' Alas, it appears Robinson spoke too soon. This evening the BBC has announced that Truss has pulled out of the interview which was scheduled for prime time on Tuesday evening.

Meghan’s Mandela moment

It seems that the last two years of interviews, podcasts and media briefings actually count as Meghan keeping shtum. Towards the end of a 6,500-word interview with the Cut, which covers the duchess’s views on the monarchy, the British press and racism, she says that she ‘never had to sign anything that restricts her from talking,’ adding ‘I can talk about my whole experience and make a choice not to’. At this point, Mr S doesn’t know whether this is an attempt at satire or if Meghan genuinely believes her ‘truth’.

The National’s Sturgeon propaganda falls flat

Things aren’t exactly going well for Nicola Sturgeon at the moment, with bin strikes underway across Scotland leaving half the country festering under piles of rubbish. Which perhaps explains why the First Minister was so keen to skip the country yesterday, leaving the difficult business of government behind her to open a glitzy new Scottish ‘Nordic office’ in Copenhagen. The office is the ninth Scottish ‘international hub’, and is expected to cost £600,000 a year. Exactly why Scotland needs a Nordic office is rather less clear to Steerpike – but one rather suspects that endless amounts of taxpayer money can be bunged away in Scotland as long as it helps Nicola Sturgeon pretend to be a statesman on the world stage.

Zuckerberg’s curious confession

Well, there you have it. Mark Zuckerberg, CEO of Meta, has confirmed that Facebook did indeed censor news of the New York Post’s 2020 Hunter Biden laptop story. But The Zuck had a rather curious tale to tell. Appearing on The Joe Rogan Experience, Zuckerberg was questioned by Rogan on Facebook’s approach to fake news and misinformation. In the discussion, the question of Hunter Biden’s laptop arose.

Emmanuel Macron, Boris’s très bon buddy

He may not have long left as leader of the country, but Boris Johnson is still out and about conducting the finest diplomacy on Britain's behalf. Today though the PM was fighting fires after Liz Truss started a petit diplomatic spat with the French. Plus ça change... When asked if French President Emmanuel Macron was Britain’s friend or foe, leadership hopeful and current Foreign Secretary Truss told the crowd at yesterday’s hustings that ‘the jury’s out’. Understandably this has somewhat ruffled les feathers à Paris, where Macron took une swipe at Truss, saying 'Britain is a friend of France, a strong ally, no matter its leaders, and sometimes despite its leaders or the small mistakes they make when speaking in public.

Watch: Emily Maitlis slams Brexit, the Tory party and the BBC

Well that didn’t take long. It’s only been a few months since the former Newsnight presenter Emily Maitlis left the BBC, and already the broadcaster seems to be enjoying her newfound freedom from the corporation’s impartiality restraints. Speaking tonight at the Edinburgh international television festival, Maitlis used the event to hit out at her former employer for its ‘both sides’ impartiality and said that ‘an active Tory party agent’ was on the BBC board shaping news coverage. Maitlis also accused the corporation of ‘pacifying’ No. 10 after she was found by the BBC to have broken impartiality guidelines for starting Newsnight by declaring that ‘Dominic Cummings broke the rules’ during lockdown.

Nicola Sturgeon’s Scotland stinks

Nicola Sturgeon is having something of a summer of discontent. It started almost promisingly in July, when the Scottish Government managed to buy off ScotRail drivers with a five per cent pay bump. That brought to an end weeks of travel disruption caused by Aslef members refusing to work overtime on the newly-nationalised rail company. A temporary timetable instituted in response saw 700 services culled from Scotland’s rail network. No sooner was the ink dry on that deal than local government workers rejected a two per cent pay offer and voted to strike. Now 13,000 nursery staff, school janitors, dinner ladies and teaching assistants will walk out for 72 hours next month.

Matt Hancock joins the Metaverse

Of all the politicians to be the first to wire in and blast into the Metaverse, it turns out that the House of Commons's brave pioneer has become none other than Matthew Hancock. The MP joined the online world today as part of an event organised by the tech firm Shift. Mr S couldn't help but notice though that the Cybernaut Hancock that emerged from the Metaverse wormhole a different man than many of his colleagues remember. His avatar, created by the tech firm for him to roam this new universe (pictured above) seems to sport a resurgent hairline and a rather strapping build. What on earth has brought all this about?

Meghan’s Archetypes podcast is really all about her

It’s fair to speculate that the head honchos at Spotify might be wondering if their company got enough bang for its buck following its reported $25 million multi-year deal with Harry and Meghan, the Duke and Duchess of Sussex. It’s been 611 days since Spotify announced the agreement. But until today, Meghan and Harry had only managed to produce one 33-minute ‘holiday special’ on their Archewell label in December 2020. You can’t rush royal content, clearly. Never fear, Meghan has now launched ‘Archetypes’ – maybe the couple spent a year or so coming up with the brilliant name.

Sunak snubs Truss

Oh dear. It appears the blue-on-blue warfare that has dominated the Tory leadership campaign is taking its toll. After reports last week that members of Liz Truss's team hope Rishi Sunak will decline any job she offers him should she win, it appears the former chancellor has taken such briefings to heart. When a Radio 2 interviewer asked Rishi Sunak today whether he would serve as Liz Truss’ Health Secretary, Sunak reacted with an amused laugh and answered: ‘you really need to agree with the big things because it’s tough… and I wouldn’t want to end up in a situation like that again.’ Sunak is following in the footsteps of Jeremy Hunt.

Downing Street aides get their payout

When you say the name ‘Andy Coulson,’ it’s hard not to think of the phone hacking scandal. The former News of the World editor served five months of an 18-month sentence for conspiracy to commit phone hacking in 2014 but has now managed to rebound from Belmarsh to business success, with a PR firm making half-a-million pounds a year. According to company accounts, the one-time Downing Street aide’s new outfit Coulson Partners Limited – for which Coulson is listed as the sole director and owner of 100 per cent of shares – declared total equity of £496,000 at the end of 2021. It pulled in more than a million last year, less £541,000 owed to creditors.

Rishi’s breakfast whoppers leave egg on his face

It's the scandal all Westminster is talking about. Appearing on ITV's This Morning Rishi Sunak told viewers that if he goes to McDonald's with his daughters they all get the breakfast wrap: 'My eldest daughter, we get the wrap so if I’m with her that wrap with the hashbrown and everything in it is what we do.' But as Times sleuth and self-proclaimed 'breakfast wrap aficionado' Geri Scott pointed out such wraps 'were taken off the menu in March 2020 due to Covid.' McDonald's themselves are yet to weigh in on the row today but in January the fast-food chain's official UK account confirmed that 'bagels and breakfast wraps are officially gone from the menu' declaring that 'it's now time to say "that's a wrap."' And there was Mr S thinking it was Burger King that sold Whoppers.