Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Watch: Ben Elton attacks Sunak’s ‘word salad’

Another day brings with it another difficult morning with Rishi Sunak. With Labour's lead now stretching to 18 points, the Prime Minister did a tetchy interview with Laura Kuenssberg saw the pair clash over inflation and mortgages. And Sunak will no doubt be delighted to know that the person whose reaction which Kuenssberg sought straight after the interview was none other than longtime Labour supporter and donor Ben Elton. He was sat in Kuenssberg's studio and let rip on the Prime Minister when the BBC presenter asked him for his thoughts on her interview: It's not so much depressed sad, I mean, if anybody was still watching after that, extraordinary Orwellian, meaningless, evasive word salad.

Watch: French crowd demand Macron quits

Ah, the perils of hosting an international jamboree. You know what it's like: you stump up for the hotel rooms, roll out the red carpet, shake hands with an assortment of autocrats, only for your own unappreciative electorate to let you down once again. Such misfortune befell Emmanuel Macron this week, when he invited the leaders of the Global South to Paris to hobnob, ching-wag and pontificate on debt relief and climate change. The Republic's young sons and daughters expressed their dislike of the incumbent President at a concert on Thursday night, held to mark the grandly-named 'Summit for a New Global Financial Pact'.

The SNP’s independence convention gets off to a shaky start

It’s finally here. The SNP independence convention has been in the works for quite some time – it was initially supposed to be Nicola Sturgeon’s de facto referendum conference – so you’d think that its execution would be slick, its planning well organised. Think again. It will come of no surprise to readers, Mr S is sure, that there is little about this conference that has been ‘slick’ or ‘well organised’. The decision to keep Indyref superfans waiting outside until the (very late) start meant that anti-separatist protestors had time to set up shop on the steps of Dundee’s Caird Hall. A suitably Scottish brawl broke out between those from ‘ultra unionist’ group A Force for Good while SNP loyalists retorted with chants of ‘Flower of Scotland’.

Scotland’s newest pro-indy media outlet launches

You might have thought that the National had successfully cornered the fiction market among SNP devotees. But now Mr S has discovered the existence of another pro-independence media outlet keen to shake up Scotland’s media landscape. ‘Skotia’ claims it will divert from the ‘obsessive hysteria of Scotland’s political class’ by making ‘life difficult for the architects of Scotland’s political consensus’ and maintaining a ‘constant vigilance on those who sow hate and inhumanity’. Noble stuff. Its launch video features the outlet’s new editor, Coll McCail, an earnest redhead, who proclaims: While the British state looks out for its own, the Scottish establishment is too comfortable.

Sunak rules out tax cuts in inflation battle

Nothing has changed– that was the message Rishi Sunak sought to convey this afternoon, following the Bank of England's interest rate hike. Speaking to journalists at one of his 'PM Connect' events in Kent, Sunak repeatedly emphasised his determination to battle inflation. 'Rooting out inflation is not easy, requires difficult decisions, and it doesn't happen overnight' he warned, adding that 'I am absolutely confident that if we hold our nerve and stick to our plan, we can halve inflation.

Gary Neville’s Saudi hypocrisy

Oh dear. Gary Neville is at it again.The left-wing right-back has waded into the latest trend in British football: superannuated superstars ending their playing days in Saudi Arabia. Neville – a man who has never met a camera he didn’t like – is calling on the Premier League to stop the transfer of players to the oil rich nation until 'it is certain the integrity of its competition is not being put at risk'. Saudi Arabis's Public Investment Fund (PIF), which owns Newcastle United, declared in June that it was taking over four leading clubs in the country, including Al-Nassr, who signed Cristiano Ronaldo in December. Questions have been asked about whether PIF holds a stake in Chelsea's ultimate owners, the private equity firm Clearlake Capital.

Welsh Labour’s Extinction Rebellion plans

Trawling through his emails, Mr S was struck by one that leapt out by dint of its sheer audacity. Extinction Rebellion, those great unwashed types, are now openly bragging about their access to Labour government ministers in Wales. In one such recent update from their political engagement team, they wrote to supporters to crow that they are now seeing 'the Climate Change Minister on a quarterly basis. At our last meeting she told us that a national Citizens Assembly was out of the question for financial reasons.' Financial reasons? Not, er, democratic ones?

Mordaunt mauls Fleet Street’s finest

Penny Mordaunt might be the media darling since wielding the Coronation sword but it wasn't always this way. The Leader of the House has had a fair few run-ins with the Four Estate in recent years, including last summer's leadership election. So it was with great enthusiasm that Mr S attended tonight's Parliamentary Press Gallery summer reception where Mordaunt was billed as the star speaker. Welcoming 'friends – and Lord Frost', Mordaunt introduced herself as 'one of the handful of Conservative MPs not to have their own show on GB News.' The former magicians' assistant was quick to work her magic, referencing the infamous lobby briefing at which Mrs Thatcher's press spokesman described John Biffen as a 'semi-detached' member of the government.

Sturgeon’s dead cat wheeze

Coming soon to the Edinburgh Fringe: Evita without the self-awareness. Nicola Sturgeon trialled her one woman show today with an impromptu press conference at Holyrood, following her shock arrest less than a fortnight ago. Bravely, the former First Minister gave the performance of a lifetime, sticking to her Dalek-like insistence on her innocence while, er, managing to give away nothing new on the grounds that she is 'heavily constrained' by the police investigation. 'I have done nothing wrong!' she proclaimed, adding that she had 'searched her soul' on whether to step down as an SNP member but that, shock, horror, she had decided not to do so. How long did all that soul-searching take, eh Nicola?

Full text: James Cleverly’s party season speech

To Dean's Yard, for the second best party of the summer season. The Tory establishment assembled last night for ConservativeHome's annual bash, hosted in the shadow of Westminster Abbey. It was this august event which kicked off last year's summer madness: a point not lost on this year's star speaker. James Cleverly, the Foreign Secretary, took to the lectern to deliver a veritable tour d'horizon. In a speech which encompassed everything from Ukraine and the Spanish Civil War to Jeremy Corbyn and Joseph Bazalgette, Cleverly riffed on music festivals, London refuse policy and even ConHome's sponsors WaterUK and the RSPB. 'Nobody is expecting tonight’s speech to be the starting gun for a leadership campaign' said Cleverly in his 16-minute address.

Watch: Jacob Rees-Mogg backs up Boris

It was rare to find anyone willing to stand up and defend Boris Johnson in parliament this afternoon. But cometh the hour, cometh the Mogg as the Honourable Member for the eighteenth century arose to deliver his best defence of his former boss. Jacob Rees-Mogg described it as a 'deliberate attempt to take the most unfavourable interpretation that the committee can of Mr Johnson's activities.

Watch: Theresa May lambasts Boris

They come not to praise Caesar but to bury him. Watching today's debate on the Privileges Committee report into Boris Johnson, Mr S was struck by how many critics of the former PM were there to administer the last rites. Harriet Harman and Thangam Debbonaire were there for Labour; on the Tory benches David Davis, William Wragg and Tobias Ellwood were watching on eagerly. But this wouldn't have been a proper parliamentary occasion without Theresa May. Lips pursed, pearls in place, Johnson's predecessor – the woman he brought down – slowly stood to catch the Speaker's eye.

Boris allies plan ‘widespread boycott’ of Privileges report

It's crunch time in the Commons today. After five days of speculation, MPs today get the chance to approve the Privileges Committee report on Boris Johnson misleading the House. But will there even be a vote on it? Despite much talk of Boris backers lining up to defend their former leader, it seems there's been a change of heart from the man himself. Johnson told his allies on Friday not to vote against the report, arguing that it had no 'practical effect' though a cynic might wonder whether such a vote would reveal a potential lack of supporters.

Watch: Partygate video threatens to derail Johnson honours’ list

Will Partygate ever be over? Today’s front page of the Sunday Mirror splashes on leaked footage of Shaun Bailey’s mayoral campaign team enjoying an illicit Christmas party in December 2020. At least two dozen revellers were filmed drinking and laughing while two even twirled past a sign that reads ‘Please keep your distance’. The news hook for this story is that two of those involved – Bailey himself and his aide Ben Mallett – have just been given honours in Boris Johnson’s resignation list. Bailey gets a peerage while Mallett had to make do with an OBE. The latter might be feeling especially embarrassed today because he’s currently running Moz Hossain’s campaign to be the Tory candidate in next year’s mayoral contest.

Fourth by-election looms for Sunak

Not another one. Less than a week after the resignations of Boris Johnson and Nigel Adams prompted by-elections in their respective constituencies of Uxbridge and Selby, another contest now looms in Somerton and Frome. David Warburton, suspended as a Tory MP since April 2022, has tonight said he will shortly stand down from parliament too. Nadine Dorries meanwhile is expected to (at some point) follow through on her promises to quit the Commons and her Mid Bedfordshire seat. It means that Rishi Sunak  now faces the nightmare scenario of losing four elections in North Yorkshire, North London, the East of England and the South West, all within the space of weeks or months.

Spotify exec: Harry and Meghan are ‘grifters’

It seems the Americans are belatedly waking up to the reality of the Sussexes. Bill Simmons, Spotify’s head of podcast innovation and monetisation, has finally cottoned on to the fact that Harry and Meghan aren’t exactly model Stakhanovite grafters. He has this week come out and attacked them as ‘fucking grifters’, after their £15.6m Archetypes podcast deal with Spotify was unceremoniously canned. The Wall Street Journal reports that the couple may not have met the productivity requirements to get the full payout. How will they cope? Now it’s all over: not a moment too soon You can see why Simmons is angry: the pair really embraced ‘quiet quitting’.

Boris’s big column backfires

Boris! Boris! Boris! For a week now, the cry has been incessant among our national media. Liberated from his parliamentary cage, what will the albino gorilla do next? And last night we got our answer: a new column with the Daily Mail, that organ of Middle England sensibility. Eagerly, the whole of Fleet Street awaited Johnson's first column, published at 5 p.m today. What would he write about, they speculated furiously? State secrets, perhaps? A denunciation of Sunak, Gove and all the sinister forces that they embody? Or some great revelation about his future plans? The answer, it turns out, is, er, no. Rather anti-climactically, Boris published his first Mail column on a weight loss drug – two weeks after every other newspaper did a feature on it.

Boris Johnson gets a Mail column

It's bad news for Rishi Sunak on the front page of the Daily Mail. No, not the splash about a revolt on Monday's Privileges Committee vote but rather the teasing trailer for the paper's latest recruit. A mystery 'erudite new columnist' is trailed on the front of today’s edition, with the Mail promising that their writing will be 'required reading in Westminster – and across the world!' The paper offers only a blacked out silhouette of their new hire but it's clear who it is: Boris Johnson. The new Steward of the Chiltern Hundreds is on what Politico call a 'very high six-figure sum' to pen a weekly column. There was much speculation as to whether Johnson would return to his old Telegraph perch after leaving office or instead prefer new pastures at Northcliffe House.

Red Wall voters prefer a pint with Starmer over Sunak

Nicola arrested, Boris now seatless, Nadine's on the warpath and the Tories are in the mire. These days life seems pretty sweet if you're Keir Starmer. You can even U-turn on your flagship policy on the Today programme and have it completely forgotten about by the time of the Six O'Clock news. And now a new survey commissioned by Mr S brings more cheer for the Labour leader. Starmer's first priority upon replacing Corbyn – other than tackling antisemitism – was winning back the Red Wall and it seems his efforts have not been in vain. A new poll for The Spectator by Redfield and Wilton of 1,200 voters shows that if offered the choice of a pint with the two main party leaders, a third (32 per cent) would prefer Keir Starmer with just one in five (20 per cent) opting for Rishi Sunak.