Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Dead outnumber the living among SNP donors

It's a safe bet to say that, with her spectacular implosion at the beginning of the year, Nicola Sturgeon may have sounded the death knell for the SNP. But it appears that, when it comes to the independence party’s support base, that might be much more literal than anyone had imagined. Analysis of SNP donation figures reveals that in the last five years of Sturgeon’s tenure a whopping 91 per cent of funds given to the party came from the wills of deceased supporters. In the five years to February of this year, bequests to the SNP raised £1.82 million for the party coffers. Overall, the party raised just £2 million in donations in that time period from living and deceased donors alike.

Andy Burnham goes quiet on another Old Trafford Test

Mr S likes Manchester. It’s a fun, fetching and successful city. But is it the best place for a game of cricket? On Sunday, Australia retained the Ashes after the Old Trafford Test was drawn thanks to Manchester’s infamous rain. Down south, there would have been enough sun on Sunday for England to level the series, taking it down to one final Test at the Oval and a chance to win the famous urn. That result came just days after it was announced that the Old Trafford Test will be axed for the next home Ashes in 2027 (as has Headingley in Leeds). The furthest north the players will travel is Nottingham where temperatures are typically more mild.

Gove rows back on 2030 petrol car ban U-turn

If you U-turn on a U-turn, does that make it an O-turn? That's the question Mr S is wondering this morning given the mess ministers have managed to get themselves into on plans to ban new diesel and petrol cars. The ban is due to come into effect from 2030 but yesterday Andrew Mitchell, the Foreign Office minister, appeared to suggest that this might not be the case. Asked by Radio 4 if the government intends to stick to the plan, Mitchell told the Today programme that 'All I can tell you is it is in place… But I’m afraid I can’t prophesy for the future.' Rishi Sunak then prevaricated on the question a few hours later, giving an extremely lukewarm answer when pressed on the subject: Of course Net Zero is important to me.

David Cameron shines at gay marriage reception

It's ten years this month since legislation to legalise same-sex marriage was passed by parliament. So what better way to mark the occasion than a reception with the man who was Prime Minister at the time? David Cameron was on sparkling form last night at a drinks party hosted by the LGBT+ Conservatives – one of many such events being held, as Cameron was quick to note. 'Isn’t it lovely to be at a Tory celebration? We haven’t had enough of those recently' he quipped to the crowd. 'I think gay marriage has now had more birthdays than a senior member of the royal family.

BBC finally apologises to Nigel Farage

Dogs bark, cows moo and the BBC makes a hash of it. After holding out for a week, the Corporation has today thrown in the towel and issued a belated and grovelling apology to Nigel Farage for misreporting the reason his bank account at Coutts was closed. The Beeb's original report by its Business Editor Simon Jack claimed that the reason for the closure was that Farage’s account had fallen beneath the bank’s wealth limit.  But following last week’s revelation that Farage’s account was shut because he was not ‘compatible with Coutts... as an inclusive organisation’, the BBC has been left with a substantial amount of egg on its face once again.

Charlotte Owen joins the House of Lords

While golden oldies battle for the presidency, the age of those in Westminster seems to be getting younger and younger. Last week, we had a new 'Baby of the House' when 25-year-old Keir Mather was elected as MP for Selby and Ainsty. And today, 29-year-old Charlotte Owen is being sworn in as the youngest life peer in British history. Who says the Tories have nothing to offer millenials? The onetime No. 10 aide is to become Baroness Owen of Alderley Edge, having been awarded the gong in Boris Johnson’s honours list for her work as a parliamentary assistant and 18 months as a spad. Her appointment has been lauded by her former colleagues as, er, ‘staggering’ and ‘egregious’ while she herself was ‘just incredibly junior’ and ‘extraordinarily junior’.

Minister calls in the banks after Farage account closed

It's a month since the Farage Coutts row blew up and there's no sign of it calming down any time soon. The asinine decision of the bank to close the Brexiteer's account because they didn't like his politics and then to tell the BBC that it was down to commercial reasons now looks to be the financial equivalent of Pearl Harbour. NatWest boss Alison Rose – the Djimi Traore of the banking world – was last week forced to issue a grovelling apology after the bank's own goal. But that's not enough for City Minister Andrew Griffith, who will summon Rose and eighteen other bank chiefs to give assurances that customers 'can access payment accounts without fear of being de-banked for their lawful expression.

Watch: Stonewall chair grilled on transgender issues

It's been a difficult time for the gay rights charity Stonewall. Chief Executive Nancy Kelley is due to leave her job next week, after a torturous year that saw the Allison Bailey case and numerous employers withdraw from the charity's 'Diversity Champions' scheme. Iain Anderson, Stonewall's Chair, was probably hoping to put all this behind him when he sat down with Sky's Beth Rigby for an in-depth interview on the charity's work. Unfortunately for Anderson, Rigby raised some of the thorniest issues with regards to trans rights, including elite sports and single-sex spaces. Asked about trans swimmer Lia Thomas beating two biological women on a podium, he replied 'We're working our way through on this' and 'We want everyone to play their full part in society.

Starmer turns on Sadiq over Ulez

You just hate to see it. Less than 12 hours after the Uxbridge result and already the Labour blame game is well underway. The chairman of the local party has quit in disgust, citing Starmer's lack of principles. And now Starmer has decided that the solution to his problems is to, er, throw his party's most senior elected politician in England under the bus. Let's hope it was a carbon-friendly one... Sir Keir told broadcasters this morning that Uxbridge was always going to be a 'tough' seat, arguing that: We didn’t take it in 1997 when we had a landslide Labour victory. And Ulez was the reason we didn’t win there yesterday. We know that. We heard that on the doors. And we’ve all got to reflect on that, including the mayor.

Labour’s Uxbridge chair quits and attacks Starmer

For all Keir Starmer's eager spin, last night wasn't the great Labour triumph it was supposed to be. While the party pulled off an impressive triumph in Selby, it was a different story down south after the Ulez issue cost Labour the chance of winning Boris Johnson's seat in Uxbridge and Ruislip. Recriminations are already flying, with one party strategist briefing the Times that it was 'an obvious lesson: tin eared operations which cling to policies that punish working families will cost Labour votes.' David Williams, the chairman of the local Labour party, has now done his bit to pour fuel on the fire too. He has taken to Twitter to announce his resignation from the post this afternoon, citing Starmer's lack of principles. Claiming that 'Local people were excluded from the campaign.

Watch: Johnny Mercer attacks Labour ‘Inbetweeners’ MP

An enjoyable bit of by-election telly this morning. As political bigwigs trooped into the news studios to discuss last night's results, Sky's deputy political editor Sam Coates took the chance to ask Johnny Mercer what he made of Selby's new MP Keir Mather. The 'baby of the House' is just 25 years old and is now the first MP born during the Blair government. Mercer though was not impressed by his new parliamentary colleague. 'We don't want parliament to become like the Inbetweeners' he claimed, pointing out that Mather had spent more time at Oxford University than in subsequent gainful employment. That argument found little favour with Labour's Baroness Chapman who suggested that Mercer was being 'a bit insulting and rude.

Humiliation for Coutts as they grovel to Farage

Gerald Ratner, eat your heart out. The decision by Coutts to ‘de-bank’ Nigel Farage over reputational concerns and then brief the BBC that it was due to financial requirements will go down as one of the worst corporate own goals in recent history. After two days of media fury, whipped up by the former Ukip leader, Coutts have now thrown in the towel and issued a grovelling apology to Farage for comments made about him during a meeting of the bank’s wealth reputational risk committee. Alison Ross, the chief executive of NatWest which owns Coutts, this afternoon released a lengthy apology for the ‘deeply inappropriate comments made in the now published papers… I would like to make it clear that they do not reflect the views of the bank’.

Do the public really support Mick Lynch’s rail strikes?

Britain is once again stuck at a red signal – with yet another set of rail strikes bringing the country’s trains to a halt today. The key question is whether most commuters will even notice the strikes are on, considering the dire state of the railway network. Still, at least one person is in a chipper mood on the picket line: the RMT’s resident harbinger of joy, Mick Lynch. The union boss told Sky News from outside Euston station that the public had shown the strikers ‘massive support this week’ as part of the campaign to keep ticket offices open, adding that ‘our dispute is resonating with not just with RMT members, but with the public.’ https://twitter.

Defence Select Committee move against Tobias Ellwood

Oh dear. It seems that Tobias Ellwood has slipped up one too many times. On Monday night he posted a video declaring that Afghanistan under the Taliban has become a 'country transformed' with 'security vastly improved, 'corruption reduced', the 'opium trade ended'. An immediate outcry followed, with a furious Mark Francois raising the matter at PMQs on Wednesday. Ellwood apologised on Piers Morgan's TalkTV show and subsequently deleted the video but the damage was done. Four members of the Defence Select Committee – Kevan Jones, Mark Francois, Derek Twigg and Richard Drax – have now tabled and published a confidence motion in him, meaning a vote will take place in September after the summer recess following ten sitting days in parliament.

Watch: Nigel Farage launches fresh attack on Coutts

Coutts gave Nigel Farage the boot as a customer because their reputation risk committee didn't approve of his political views. But the decision has backfired spectacularly and has sparked one of the biggest crises in the bank's 330-year history. The row shows no sign of dying down: last night, Nigel Farage appeared on BBC Newsnight to accuse the bank of behaving like a 'political campaigning organisation'. He said: 'Read the report, read the conclusions. They say Russia is a risk for them. They say my views do not align with the bank's. How on earth a bank that is 40 per cent owned by the British taxpayer after their greedy incompetence led to us bailing them out I do not know. This bank are behaving now like a political campaigning organisation.' https://www.youtube.com/watch?

Watch: Mark Francois savages Tobias Ellwood at PMQs

There was a good old ding dong at PMQs today. No, not between Rishi Sunak and Keir Starmer, but rather between Mark Francois and an absent Tobias Ellwood. The two Tories both sit on the Defence Select Committee, with Ellwood serving as chair. But the Bournemouth MP has horrified his fellow MPs this week by releasing a bizarre video gushing support for the Taliban regime in Afghanistan. Such simpery has no truck with Francois, who stood up to aim a double-barrelled blast at his fellow Conservative. 'Can I make plain that this was not in our name?' he told the House. 'And can I have the Prime Minister’s assurance that this naïve and silly act wasn’t in his name either?' Sunak stonewalled but the embarrassment was plain for all to see.

Will the BBC now apologise to Nigel Farage?

Oh dear. It seems that Auntie has done it again. This time it's the row over Nigel Farage's bank account, with the Brexiteer revealing at the end of last month that his Coutts account had been closed with ‘no explanation.’ Farage suggested that this was for political reasons but a week later, the BBC offered up a different explanation. Business Editor Simon Jack fired off an eight-tweet thread on 4 July, citing anonymous sources who suggested that Farage had merely fallen 'below the financial threshold required to hold an account at Coutts.' Jack grandly claimed that 'people familiar with the matter' had rejected the notion that the decision to close his Coutts account was in any way political.

Watch: Nigel Farage claims Coutts account shut over his ‘values’

The plot thickens. Nigel Farage claims he has got to the bottom of why he was ditched by the elite bank Coutts earlier this year. In a video published to his YouTube account, the former UKIP leader claims he has gained access to a report documenting the bank’s decision to close his account. According to Farage, the reason the bank closed down his account was not because he didn’t have enough cash to bank, but because ‘I don’t fit with their values’. Brandishing the document, Farage describes it as ‘a brief you’d give to a barrister ahead of a serious criminal trial’. ‘From the tone of this document I must be one of the worst human beings to have ever inhabited this planet,’ he declared.

Tobias Ellwood’s Taliban blunder

It’s long been the case that trips abroad can allow for a new perspective – to broaden the mind. But Mr S can’t help but think, Tobias Ellwood’s summer jaunt to Afghanistan is taking this to an extreme. The Tory MP and chair of the Defence Select Committee has shared a video on Twitter urging people to ‘hold your breath’... Afghanistan is, he says, now a ‘country transformed’ with ‘security vastly improved, ‘corruption reduced’ and the ‘opium trade ended’. It’s a pity, of course, that the Taliban don’t allow women to wear lipstick, but they do have solar panels. https://twitter.com/Tobias_Ellwood/status/1680974793867415554?s=20 This is a far cry from Ellwood’s previous comments on the issue.

What Elena Whitham’s leaked messages reveal about the SNP civil war

A fierce new critic of the SNP has burst onto the Scottish political scene. This acid-tongued detractor describes Humza Yousaf’s deputy Shona Robison as ‘a bit of a cold fish’, ‘like an automaton’ and ‘painful to listen to’, and says Angus Robertson’s promotion to the Scottish cabinet meant ‘the ego has landed’.  Who is this merciless mocker of the Nationalists? Step forward, Elena Whitham, SNP MSP and Scottish government drugs minister. Whitham, who recently called for the decriminalisation of all drugs, is splashed across the front page of today’s Daily Record.  The paper has acquired her contributions to a WhatsApp group of SNP politicians.