Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Kemi Badenoch clashes with Brexiteers

Some vintage blue-on-blue today over at the European Scrutiny Committee (ESC). Kemi Badenoch, the Business and Trade Secretary, was up before MPs to face a grilling on her department's Retained EU Law (REUL) bill. The legislation was introduced under Liz Truss when Jacob Rees-Mogg was Business Secretary, with the aim of removing all EU legislation from the UK by the end of 2023. Badenoch though has championed a different approach: ditching the sunset element from the bill after it went through the House of Commons. Her department has instead provided parliament with a list of all REUL that the government intends to repeal. Some, like ESC chairman Bill Clash, have claimed this amounts to a 'betrayal' of Brexit.

Sue Gray expected to be cleared for Labour job

What a surprise: the ultimate Whitehall insider looks set to be cleared by Whitehall. Sue Gray, the keeper of ministers’ secrets, caused outcry back in March when it was revealed she was lined up to become Keir Starmer’s chief of staff. How, asked outraged Tories, could a supposedly impartial mandarin defect from being the government’s sleazebuster-in-chief to go and work for the opposition? Surely such a move ought to be against the rules? Well, er, no it turns out. For the Times is reporting today that Starmer will be able to appoint Gray in the autumn, after watchdog Acoba – the Advisory Committee on Business Appointments – recommended Gray should take just six months’ gardening leave.

Saint Jacinda becomes a dame

‘I was in two minds about accepting this acknowledgment,’ says the now Dame Jacinda Ardern, reflecting on how ‘humbled’ she feels today to receive the Dame Grand Companion of the New Zealand Order of Merit. ‘For me this is a way to say thank you – to my family, to my colleagues, and to the people who supported me to take on the most challenging and rewarding role of my life.’ Rewarding, eh? Note Dame J’s use of the world ‘acknowledgment’ – rather than, say, honour – a deft nod to her republicanism. It also, with less subtlety, reveals a certain arrogance. Is it really ‘humbling’ to be merely ‘acknowledged’? Mr S thinks not.  Ardern has come a long way.

What does the BBC have against Oxbridge-educated white men?

Has the BBC been taking diversity hiring tips from the RAF? Leaked emails released last week showed RAF officials urging the recruitment of fewer ‘useless white male pilots’. Now it appears BBC 5 Live might be just as done with white men.  Steerpike notes a tweet from Rick Edwards, co-presenter of the radio station’s breakfast programme, calling for applicants to a paid placement scheme: ‘You definitely do NOT need to be an Oxbridge-educated white man to apply,’ he writes. ‘We've got plenty of them.’ If Edwards is worried about diversity at 5 Live, there is one member of the breakfast team he might persuade to step aside in favour of a more representative replacement. The broadcaster Mr Steerpike has in mind is white, male and a graduate of Cambridge. His name?

Watch: Holly Willoughby addresses the nation

If politics is showbiz for ugly people, then showbiz is surely just politics by uglier means. By media standards, Mr S has barely covered the Phillip Schofield saga – penning just two articles on it – but given the skullduggery going on at This Morning, how could he not return to the fray? Especially when our elected leaders have decided, in their infinite wisdom, to summon ITV's bosses before a parliamentary select committee for a ritual public flaying. Wearily then did Steerpike tune into breakfast television at the anointed hour – 10 a.m – to hear an address to the nation by our secular queen, Holly Willoughby. With eyes watering and bosom heaving, the ITV star told of how she felt 'shaken, troubled and let down' by Schofield's actions.

Prince Harry no-shows on first day in court

For a man who says that his 'life’s work' is to change the British 'media landscape', Prince Harry has a funny way of showing it. The Duke of Sussex skipped the first day of proceedings in his case against the Mirror because, er, he was celebrating his daughter's birthday. Talk about getting off to a good start... The renegade royal is suing Mirror Group Newspapers (MGN) for damages over alleged unlawful information gathering. But as court proceedings kicked off this morning, it was Harry who was the object of the judge's ire. Justice Fancourt, who is hearing the case, told the court that he was left 'a little surprised' to hear that Prince Harry would not be in attendance on Monday.

Burnham clashes with Starmer in left-wing mayoral row

Oh dear. The long-running feud between Keir Starmer and Andy Burnham has blown up again this weekend, this time over a row about the decision to block a sitting mayor from standing for a new role in the North East. Jamie Driscoll, the serving North of Tyne mayor, revealed on Friday that he has been 'barred' by the Starmer army from running as the Labour candidate to contest the North East mayoralty but that 'no explanation has been given'. Talk about bad manners... Driscoll, who has been described as the 'last Corbynista in power', was not included on a long list to be the next North East mayor – a new role that was created as part of a £1.4 billion devolution deal for the region.

Watch: Australians mock UK trade deal

Huzzah! The momentous day has arrived at last: finally Britain can reap the Brexit benefits and enjoy some delicious free-trade Tim Tams. For today is the day the UK’s trade deal with Australia comes into force. Unfortunately it seems that not all our friends down under aren’t, er, quite so sold on the mutual benefits that this new trade deal will bring. Announcing the news this morning, Karl Stefanovic – the host of the Today show on Australia's Channel 9 – seemed distinctly unimpressed by what the UK would be bringing to the table. Explaining that some British products would become cheaper as a result of the deal, Stefanovic exclaimed drily, ‘Exciting news!’ To peals of laughter from his co-host, he continued, ‘I just wonder, what does Britain actually have to offer us?

Why did Newsnight invite Mizzy on?

Oh dear. It seems our beloved national broadcaster has slipped up again. Flicking through the channels last night, Mr S was perplexed to see Newsnight interviewing notorious TikTok 'star' Mizzy. His 'fame' comes various 'pranks' he commits on the video-sharing app, such as entering people’s homes without their consent, stealing a pensioner’s dog, jumping on an Orthodox Jewish man, and asking a passer-by if he 'wants to die'. Funny stuff, eh? Mizzy, whose real name is Bacari-Bronze O’Garro, has been wearing a tag following his release on bail from HMP Thameside over alleged breaches of a criminal behaviour order.

Watch: Biden falls over (again) at Air Force graduation

President Biden continues to project strength ahead of the 2024 election — by tumbling on stage at the US Air Force Academy Graduation. The 80-year-old commander-in-chief fell today while handing out diplomas to graduating cadets in Colorado. Rest assured, he was quickly helped up and escorted off stage by three Air Force officials.  https://twitter.com/jacobkschneider/status/1664343681321541636?s=46&t=KTzG0soGgiCKUdkuiUQOwA The White House has blamed the fall on a sandbag placed by the podium. ‘He's fine. There was a sandbag on stage while he was shaking hands,’ White House communications director Ben LaBolt tweeted after the incident.

Labour facing questions over sex harassment MP claims

Labour has been clapping themselves on the back today after suspending backbencher Geraint Davies following claims of 'completely unacceptable behaviour.' It followed a report by Politico, which claimed the Swansea West MP had subjected younger colleagues to unwanted sexual attention. Politico said it had spoken to more than 20 people who worked with Davies in Parliament, including serving MPs and current and former Labour party staff. Labour's line is that the claims are 'incredibly serious' and that it acts swiftly and decisively when it comes to sexual misconduct. But how true a picture is this? Sky News is reporting that it has seen conclusive evidence that the whips office – which partly oversees standards and behaviour – was aware of these allegations many months ago.

Does Sadiq Khan have a woman problem?

Nominations for the Tory mayoral race closed last week, with a final shortlist of two or three expected to be published a week on Sunday. So far nine candidates have declared their interest in taking on Sadiq Khan, with Paul Scully, the Minister for London, the early favourite. But Mr S wonders if the real juicy match up could be between Susan Hall, Khan's longtime bête noire during her six years of service on the Greater London Assembly. Hall, who quit her role as head of the GLA Tories to run for Mayor is certainly not shy of a fight, as shown by a typically punchy article she penned last week for ConservativeHome: Khan does not want me to be your candidate.

SNP Westminster group submits audited accounts on time

Talk about going down to the wire. With today’s deadline fast approaching, the SNP Westminster group has made, at the eleventh hour, a significant announcement: they have finally submitted their audited accounts. Had the group been unable to do so, they would have missed out on £1.2 million of public funds, so-called ‘Short money’, making it a little more difficult for them to carry out parliamentary work. Now, at least one SNP crisis has been averted and the Westminster group’s treasurer, Peter Grant MP, couldn’t sound more relieved: I’m pleased to confirm that the annual return for the SNP Westminster Group’s ‘Short money’ for 2022/23 has received a clean audit certificate and has been submitted, on time, to the parliamentary authorities.

Oxford students disrupt Kathleen Stock’s talk

Oh dear. It seems the dreaming spires are having a nightmare. Professor Kathleen Stock is addressing the Oxford Union tonight, but not all students approve. One trans activist, Riz Possnett, glued themselves to the floor of the Union in protest before Stock even began speaking.  Wearing a t-shirt emblazoned with the words ‘No More Dead Trans Kids’, Possnett refused to move despite boos from members of the audience.  One attendee called for ‘free speech’ and another urged attendees to ‘listen to Kathleen Stock’. Free speech at a university? It’s a novel thought…  Outside, hundreds of trans activists reportedly began a march on the, chanting ‘cut your system, fuck your hate, we are not open for debate.’ With logic like that, who is Mr S to disagree?

Will Boris stand for Henley?

Come one, come all! Applications to stand as the Tory candidate in Henley are now open, following the decision of the local MP John Howell to retire. And with such a vacancy comes the inevitable speculation about the return of Boris Johnson, who proceeded Howell as Henley's MP from 2001 until 2008. Polls suggest Johnson will lose his current Uxbridge seat (majority: 7,210) and would therefore seek the safer berth of Henley (majority: 14,053). Such speculation about a 'chicken run' has only been fuelled by Johnson's new living arrangements. The ex-Prime Minister moved into a £3.8 million Oxfordshire residence earlier this month and was last weekend spotted making a surprise appearance at his local village fete.

Why won’t Humza Yousaf condemn Celtic fans?

Saturday saw Celtic lift the Scottish Premiership trophy after a 5-0 victory over Aberdeen. Fans crammed into Parkhead, in Glasgow’s east end, to watch goals from Kyogo Furuhashi, Hyeon-Gyu Oh and Carl Starfelt. By way of celebration, Hoops supporters painted the town green — and then some.  Ten people were arrested on suspicion of assault, police assault and public order offences. Three men were hospitalised after being ‘seriously assaulted’. Video footage shows a firework being set off among a crowd of fans while a viral clip has captured the scale of the clean-up operation faced by Glasgow City Council after supporters dumped litter throughout the city’s streets.

Phillip Schofield tries to defend himself (again)

If at first you don't succeed, try, try and try again. The scandal surrounding Phillip Schofield shows no sign of going away, with the disgraced star expected to cost ITV millions in lost advertising revenue and a reduced share price. And Schofield is doing his best to deflect and defend by issuing various statements, including one over the weekend in which he admitted to misleading his lawyer and lying to the Daily Mail about a relationship that he had with someone working on This Morning. Now Schofield has done it again, in blithe defiance of the aphorism that 'When you're in a hole, stop digging.' He has released a statement on his Instagram page (where else?

Does BBC Verify need to review the Beeb’s own output?

Much has been made about the BBC's new Verify service, launched last week. According to the Corporation's glutinous press release, the 60-strong team represents a 'new brand to address the growing threat of disinformation and build trust with audiences by transparently showing how BBC journalists know the information they are reporting.' But does such diligent fact-checking need to start at home? Steerpike couldn't help noticing some rather odd editing by BBC Breakfast today in their segment on the tragic deaths of two teenagers in Cardiff. The footage aired by Sky News shows an electric bike caught on CCTV whizzing through the streets of the Welsh capital, followed 15 seconds later by a police van.

Phillip Schofield resigns and admits affair with ‘younger male’ 

And so the extraordinary Phillip Schofield row rumbles on. Earlier this week it was announced that Schofield was steeping down from the TV show This Morning, amid reports that his relationship with his co-host Holly Willoughby had collapsed.  Now Schofield has admitted that he had an affair with a ‘younger male colleague’ and has resigned from ITV with immediate effect. After his departure from This Morning, Schofield was still scheduled to host the British Soap Awards next weekend. He has now confirmed that he will no longer take part in the event. Schofield has also been dropped by his agent of 35 years.

Penny Mordaunt to woo the Thatcherites

Throw a right-wing political shindig these days and you're guaranteed to make a splash. Last week it was Suella Braverman at the National Conservatism conference; before that it was Priti Patel at the 'Borisfest' in Bournemouth. And now Mr S has two more dates pencilled in his diary for potential mischief-making: the Northern Research Group (NRG) conference in Doncaster on 9 June and the Margaret Thatcher conference at the Guildhall three days later. And it's the line-up of the latter convention which has caught Steerpike's eye. Gillian Keegan, the Education Secretary and dark horse leadership candidate, is due to give the opening address – an opportunity to burnish her credentials as a Thatcherite success story.