The new porn laws are bonkers
Have you ever read The Story of X by A.J. Molloy? It tells the sultry tale of a young, naive, and beautiful American student, Alexandra (hence X) who is spending a year studying in Naples. There she is seduced by Lord Marcus Roscarrick, a tall, handsome, dominant and impossibly virile Cornish-Italian aristocrat. By page 30, Marcus is spanking X in his palazzo; by page 90, she has been initiated into a secret sexual cult, modelled on the Hellenic mystery religions, which holds glamorous BDSM orgies in the nicer parts of Italy. You probably haven't read it, because the book is both quite silly and because it bombed in Britain and America. It did surprisingly well in France and Korea, where it still produces modest royalties. I know all this because I wrote it.