Matthew Lynn

As President Trump takes office later today, Keir Starmer has assembled his top team, tasking them with landing a trade deal with the United States. It’s a nice idea, sure, but he is not going to get a deal – and he will simply embarrass himself by very publicly failing.  The Prime Minister has put together a ‘mini-Cabinet’, made up of the Chancellor Rachel Reeves, the Foreign Secretary David Lammy, the Business Secretary Jonathan Reynolds and Jonathan Powell, with help from the UK’s incoming ambassador to Washington, Peter Mandelson. It would be hard to describe any committee that includes David Lammy as the ‘A-Team’, but still, Starmer is at least putting his most senior people on the case.  The need for a deal is clear.

If it was a Netflix mystery series, it would be the moment for the ‘big reveal’. After months of boasting about how she would make the UK the most competitive, dynamic, and indeed fastest growing economy in the G7 we finally have some idea of what Rachel Reeves is going to do to deregulate the UK. There is just one problem. She has opted for the worst possible way of loosening the rules – and Reeves will end up sparking an asset bubble.  After summoning regulators to Downing Street yesterday to tell her how to boost growth, some details have started to emerge of what Reeves is planning.

Perhaps you could gather a group of traffic wardens and ask them how to build a racetrack. Or get the leaders of the Salvation Army over to suggest some cool ideas for a cocktail bar. Think up any improbable brainstorming sessions, and it will still be hard to imagine anything more awkward than the gathering of regulators Chancellor Rachel Reeves summoned to Downing Street today to give her some ideas on growth. After all, that is her job, not theirs.  Just the concept of frog-marching regulators into the Chancellor’s office and demanding ‘growth ideas’ is ridiculous It hardly sounds like fun.

Bond yields are soaring to their highest levels in almost 30 years and sterling is sliding. The government’s economic strategy is facing its first real test, and where is the chancellor? So far Rachel Reeves has been silent, preparing for a jaunt to China. At some point she will have to address the markets – or risk turning a round of jitters into a full-blown crisis. Over the last few days, the markets have turned decisively on the UK. Yesterday, the yield on 10-year gilts hit its highest level since the financial crisis of 2008, while the yield on the 30-year gilt hit the highest level for 30 years. The UK is now paying more to service its debt than Greece, and very soon that will mean rising mortgage rates, and more companies going bankrupt.

When the British government spent £400 million on the satellite internet start-up OneWeb back in 2020, it was seen as precisely the kind of active, tech-led industrial strategy that could re-boot the British economy. There were hopes the deal would help secure a place for the UK at the heart of the emerging space economy. Then prime minister Boris Johnson saw it as a key part of launching ‘Galactic Britain’. But four years on, the taxpayer is on the hook for a £300 million paper loss after shares in OneWeb's parent company sank to a record low. The money poured into OneWeb has proved to be remarkably poor value Even by the standards of government investment, the money poured into OneWeb has proved to be remarkably poor value.

A few journalists have pointed it out. So have some Conservative and Reform MPs, think tanks and one or two of the City banks. Now, it is official: the Bank of England (BofE) has warned that Chancellor Rachel Reeves's October Budget has caused Britain's economy to stagnate. The real question now is when will the pressure on Reeves to reverse some of the measures in her catastrophically misjudged Budget become so intense that she has to give in? For a central Bank, the language was about as harsh as it gets. In its latest assessment of the economy, while keeping interest rates on hold, the BoE argued that businesses were reacting to the Budget with 'lower headcount, hours, and pay and higher prices than otherwise'. It downgraded its forecast for the current quarter from a 0.

With job vacancies falling, and with GDP contracting, the Chancellor Rachel Reeves might have assumed that her final week before Christmas could not get any worse. Unfortunately, she will have been disappointed. We learned today that inflation is now rising sharply again, with the Office For National Statistics reporting that the rate has risen to 2.6 per cent – the highest level for eight months. The real problem, however, is this. It is going to get a lot worse over the next few months – and the Chancellor will only have herself to blame.

There are, in fairness, plenty of reasons why the City might be reluctant to embrace the Chinese fast-fashion giant Shein. Its disposable fashion ravages the environment; it encourages rampant consumerism; it has admitted to finding child labour in its supply chain. Here’s the problem, however. The London stock market is in such a dire state that it can no longer afford to be picky - and if it turns this one down it will condemn itself to irrelevance.  According to reports today, the Financial Conduct Authority is taking longer than usual to approve Shein’s IPO in London, and it is looking into its supply chain after an advocacy group for China's Uyghur population questioned whether it met the standards the City is meant to apply to companies floating their shares.

The economy would crash, the markets would be in open revolt, and he would swiftly be evicted from office by the IMF, and replaced by some ‘grown-ups’. When Argentina elected its chainsaw-wielding, libertarian President Javier Milei a year ago, the economic and political establishment confidently predicted he would only last a few weeks. And yet, not only has Milei managed to stay in power, all the evidence suggests that he is turning Argentina around. The real question now is this? Will a stagnant and moribund Europe pay attention? With inflation running at 25 per cent a month, with the largest IMF loan in history to pay back, and with the currency in freefall, the Argentina that Milei took over had become synonymous with mismanagement and decline.

The power probably feels good. And it may help her win the presidency eventually. Even so, there is a catch to Marine Le Pen's decision to bring down Michel Barnier's government in France, potentially as soon as tomorrow afternoon. If the government goes, the eurozone ay well go down with it. The financial plans of Le Pen's National Rally's (NR) party are completely reckless. And even if the chaos that will follow the vote does help win the Élysée Palace for Le Pen, she will inherit a ruined economy – for which she will only have herself to blame.

For the first time ever, France’s borrowing costs have risen above those of Greece. As of today, the bond markets have decided that French debt is a riskier bet than Greece, the country that 15 years ago almost crashed the entire euro-zone with its fiscal extravagance and irresponsibility. True, to some degree that reflects an improvement in Greece’s position, as well as the decline of France’s. Yet the harsh reality is this: France is in a sorry state and president Emmanuel Macron will struggle to patch things up. The bond markets have decided that French debt is a riskier bet than Greece This moment of crisis was bound to happen eventually.

It turns out it wasn’t just China after all. Mexico, and indeed Canada, are just as much in the firing line. President-Elect Trump announced last night that he will impose an immediate 25 per cent tariff on imports from both of the US’s two largest land neighbours, threatening huge disruption to their economies. Trump may think he is being clever by weaponising access to the American market, and in the short-term he may even by right. The trouble is, he is going to break the global trading system – and it will be very hard to put back together afterwards.  This is a recipe for constant market chaos It is no surprise that the Canadian and Mexican markets are falling sharply today.

Rachel Reeves was probably expecting to be cheered for restoring 'stability', for rebooting 'growth' and crafting a British version of Bidenomics to create ‘the industries of the future’. Instead, the Chancellor’s 'fireside chat' at the Confederation of British Industry (CBI) conference today is likely to be rather uncomfortable. There probably won’t be any heckling, walk-outs, boos and cat-calls. Yet the business world has made it all-too-clear that Reeves's Budget will hit both jobs and growth hard. Reeves is going to get a rough ride this afternoon – and deservedly so. Labour's relationship with business is now broken beyond repair The CBI made it clear this morning what it thinks of Reeves’s Budget.