Background-checks
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‘It will take a few minutes, I’m just running some background checks.’
Mark Wood
Wednesday
If he wasn’t a real boy, was he AI?
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‘If he wasn’t a real boy, was he AI?’
You don’t realise how tough it is being a single grandparent
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‘You don’t realise how tough it is being a single grandparent.’
Wednesday
Hand in your homework?
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‘Hand in your homework? That service is only available online now.’
Wednesday
It’s never too early to get his name down for an NHS dentist
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‘Not just a nursery place. It’s never too early to get his name down for an NHS dentist.’
Wednesday
Weight loss pen
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‘No, that’s a weight loss pen. I have a pen pen somewhere...’
You need to build 2.5 houses every minute
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‘To hit Labour’s target, you need to build 2.5 houses every minute.’
Wednesday
It was affecting their mental health
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‘It was affecting their mental health, so I’ve had to rewrite history.’
Wednesday
It was a compromise to get him back in the office
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‘It was a compromise to get him back in the office.’
Wednesday
Doom-scrolling
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‘Can I go back to doom-scrolling, Mum?’
My corridor is always open
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‘My corridor is always open.’
Wednesday
If Labour ring
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‘If Labour ring, tell them we’re out.’
He’s fallen in with a bad crowd
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‘He’s fallen in with a bad crowd.’
I can’t see Rachel Reeves lasting long
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‘I can’t see Rachel Reeves lasting long.’
Wednesday
He has imaginary listeners
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‘I’m worried about him. He has imaginary listeners.’
Monday
Your presents are out for delivery
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Wednesday
These spin-offs are never so good
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‘These spin-offs are never so good.’
Wednesday
How did students find the time to enjoy the university experience without AI?
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‘How did students find the time to enjoy the university experience without AI?’
Wednesday
This is our forever home
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‘This is our forever home, so his bedroom is big enough for a 35-year-old.’
We’re enjoying our carefree lives
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‘We’re enjoying our carefree lives now before we have grandchildren.’