Mark Wood

‘My corridor is always open.’

‘If Labour ring, tell them we’re out.’

‘I’m worried about him. He has imaginary listeners.’

‘These spin-offs are never so good.’

‘How did students find the time to enjoy the university experience without AI?’

‘This is our forever home, so his bedroom is big enough for a 35-year-old.’

‘Definitely not. Property prices, the prisons, water rates – it gives me anxiety.’

‘Jason is a writer, too. He has an ebook available for instant download to his followers.’

‘Since we moved into wellness, I feel great.’

‘... and remember – no biscuits, no sweets or anything gender specific.’

‘He’s interested in creative writing, so he’s going to take a course in AI.’

‘You know I hate public displays of affection when I don’t have my phone ready.’

‘A is for anxiety, B is for borderline personality disorder, C is for cognitive behaviour therapy…’