I forget, are we living with you, or are you still living with us?
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‘I forget, are we living with you, or are you still living with us?’
Mark Wood
Wednesday
You can just sell the Tesla
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‘Well, we can work to address this feeling of shame, or you can just sell the Tesla.’
Argh! Influencers!
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‘Argh! Influencers!’
Wednesday
What do your parents feel about us moving in together?
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‘What do your parents feel about us moving in together? Have they got room?’
Wednesday
We need a photo for proof of delivery
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‘We need a photo for proof of delivery.’
I think it’s another article written by AI
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‘I think it’s another article written by AI.’
Wednesday
I was sent to Hell
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‘I was sent to Hell, but it was affecting my mental health.’
You had it easy with children, Mum – no ADHD, depression or anxiety
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‘You had it easy with children, Mum – no ADHD, depression or anxiety.’
Wednesday
Background-checks
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‘It will take a few minutes, I’m just running some background checks.’
If he wasn’t a real boy, was he AI?
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‘If he wasn’t a real boy, was he AI?’
You don’t realise how tough it is being a single grandparent
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‘You don’t realise how tough it is being a single grandparent.’
Wednesday
Hand in your homework?
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‘Hand in your homework? That service is only available online now.’
Wednesday
It’s never too early to get his name down for an NHS dentist
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‘Not just a nursery place. It’s never too early to get his name down for an NHS dentist.’
Wednesday
Weight loss pen
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‘No, that’s a weight loss pen. I have a pen pen somewhere...’
You need to build 2.5 houses every minute
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‘To hit Labour’s target, you need to build 2.5 houses every minute.’
Wednesday
It was affecting their mental health
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‘It was affecting their mental health, so I’ve had to rewrite history.’
Wednesday
It was a compromise to get him back in the office
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‘It was a compromise to get him back in the office.’
Wednesday
Doom-scrolling
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‘Can I go back to doom-scrolling, Mum?’
