Do you have any “Sorry I misgendered you” cards?
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‘Do you have any “Sorry I misgendered you” cards?’
Mark Wood
Wednesday
Solar powered
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‘It’s solar powered.’
Courier service
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‘I’m looking for a courier service so I can send my washing home when I’m at uni.’
Wednesday
We pretend we’re robot vacuum cleaners
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‘We pretend we’re robot vacuum cleaners and then we take over the world.’
Wednesday
That’s not the robot vacuum cleaner
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‘That’s not the robot vacuum cleaner, it’s the robot lawnmower.’
Wednesday
I’m hoping someone will steal my phone
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‘I’m hoping someone will steal my phone, so my parents buy me a new one.’
Wednesday
He’s planning to let his treehouse out on Airbnb
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‘He’s planning to let his treehouse out on Airbnb.’
He’s very sensitive
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‘He’s very sensitive to comments made online.’
Wednesday
The race just happened to finish when you were at the front
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‘No, Tom, you didn’t win. The race just happened to finish when you were at the front.’
She’s been unbearable
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‘She’s been unbearable since she started the Ozempic.’
Wednesday
All children follow social media influencers, but Robert Jenrick?
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‘I know all children follow social media influencers, but Robert Jenrick?’
Are we there yet?
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‘Are we there yet? I’ve got a food delivery order to pick up.’
50% off all strawberry vapes
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Wednesday
We’re spending the day with my Dad
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‘We’re spending the day with my Dad – he gets lonely on his own.’
Wednesday
Take me to your fat jabs
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‘Take me to your fat jabs.’
Wednesday
Sorry to hear of your…
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Wednesday
They’re not very inclusive
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‘They’re not very inclusive.’
Apparently they have to be careful
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‘Apparently they have to be careful. People just swoop in and steal food.’