‘… and how did your parents voting Reform make you feel?’
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Mark Wood
Wednesday
Cash? Really?
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Wednesday
‘Apparently when you start school you can’t take your phone.’
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Wednesday
‘I’m getting hints of blood, five miles away.’
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‘He said he wanted to “Padel”.’
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Wednesday
‘Tell us more about this universal credit.’
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‘Why can’t they just accept we don’t want kids?’
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‘Didn’t you even bring him back a souvenir?’
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Wednesday
‘Don’t talk to me about the price of oil.’
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Wednesday
No, it’s your turn to bring us breakfast in bed
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Wednesday
‘You could go home, order it online and pick it up tomorrow. It’s cheaper with click and collect.’
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I’m going to try to go back to sleep
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Wednesday
Friday
Wednesday
‘How long do you think Keir Starmer can keep hanging by a thread?’
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Did you order cheese?
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Wednesday
I have a book in me
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Is it just me, or do you feel like Greenland?
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