‘You’re wasting your time, they’ve got a doorbell camera.’
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Mark Wood
Wednesday
Wednesday
‘When it comes to babysitting, I think I’d prefer we had a grandchild.’
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‘Every influencer with a large following has a book in them.’
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Wednesday
Back to school phone detox
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Wednesday
Sunday service
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‘A summer garden of colour – every different shade of brown.’
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Wednesday
‘Could I kindly ask you to leave – you’re affecting my mental health.’
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I don’t see why plagiarism is such a big deal
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Tuesday
‘Do you sell “water” water?’
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Wednesday
‘I’m visiting my grandchildren – they don’t get out much.’
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‘I haven’t got a car. Can you water my lawn?’
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Wednesday
Wednesday
Village fête
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Wednesday
‘There’s nothing to fear but fear itself, and Ed Miliband as chancellor.’
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Wednesday
‘To afford one we’ll have to keep working.’
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Wednesday
This is nice for a change. It’s not often we eat out these days.
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Wednesday
‘As one door closes, another opens.’
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Wednesday
Tap to tip
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‘It’s such a precious time. Their triggers are so simple at that age.’
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The AI review of the book I used AI to write is fantastic
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